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@drshrimpesquire.bsky.social
aspiring writer, lover (not a fighter), annoying agnostic deist, and pretentious john green fan
the he and him and the it ones
the he and him and the it ones
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>Telling some friends about my CRTs
>Friend1 asks "why do you have these"
>I say "Because I'm sexually attracted to them"
>Friend2, who I have never told about being objectum says, plainly, "He's not lying."
>How did he know that
>Friend1 asks "why do you have these"
>I say "Because I'm sexually attracted to them"
>Friend2, who I have never told about being objectum says, plainly, "He's not lying."
>How did he know that
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
>Telling some friends about my CRTs
>Friend1 asks "why do you have these"
>I say "Because I'm sexually attracted to them"
>Friend2, who I have never told about being objectum says, plainly, "He's not lying."
>How did he know that
>Friend1 asks "why do you have these"
>I say "Because I'm sexually attracted to them"
>Friend2, who I have never told about being objectum says, plainly, "He's not lying."
>How did he know that
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if you see a baby wondering around the park DO NOT pick them up. if you do their parents will rejected them and kick them out of their home
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
if you see a baby wondering around the park DO NOT pick them up. if you do their parents will rejected them and kick them out of their home
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Some might see this as Trump trying to be cool but all I see is this being another way to encourage corporate greed and provide more tax breaks to businesses. More loopholes for the rich. Either that or his approval rating is starting to get to him, Mr. Tiny Hand Bitch Boy lol 😂
Trump signs order to ease US marijuana regulations, sparking industry hopes
U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an order directing the loosening of federal regulations on marijuana, a move that could further reverse decades of tough-on-weed policy.
www.reuters.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Some might see this as Trump trying to be cool but all I see is this being another way to encourage corporate greed and provide more tax breaks to businesses. More loopholes for the rich. Either that or his approval rating is starting to get to him, Mr. Tiny Hand Bitch Boy lol 😂
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I don’t care about anything in the compassionate way
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I don’t care about anything in the compassionate way
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listening to healing frequencies (blue chest fortnite audio 8hrs)
December 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
listening to healing frequencies (blue chest fortnite audio 8hrs)
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trying to convince someone to use 0 ink and just sit there tattooing nothing on me for like 8 hours
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
trying to convince someone to use 0 ink and just sit there tattooing nothing on me for like 8 hours
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Shoutout to lowkirkenuinely™️ (lowkey + Kirk + genuinely + trademark), gotta be one of my favorite new memes in a while. Very modular, very expandable, very linguistically interesting, another vector for meme inflation, gotta love it
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Shoutout to lowkirkenuinely™️ (lowkey + Kirk + genuinely + trademark), gotta be one of my favorite new memes in a while. Very modular, very expandable, very linguistically interesting, another vector for meme inflation, gotta love it
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I'm going to smash my boyfriend's little shrimp dick with a Looney tunes mallet and fry it in some tempura batter 🍤
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm going to smash my boyfriend's little shrimp dick with a Looney tunes mallet and fry it in some tempura batter 🍤
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My boyfriend is such a good boy
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My boyfriend is such a good boy
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I’m unlocking the new bones and you’re not
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m unlocking the new bones and you’re not
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Every time there’s another white guy in my Vietnamese dentists I get jealous
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Every time there’s another white guy in my Vietnamese dentists I get jealous
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i just hatched from an egg sac with 10000 others like me
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i just hatched from an egg sac with 10000 others like me
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December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
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neuralink show me realistic hellscape experience asmr with pain and agony sensation technology
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
neuralink show me realistic hellscape experience asmr with pain and agony sensation technology
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Someday Affirmation Coyote would like to eat bouillabaisse that isn't cold and coagulated.
They hope you have the opportunity to enjoy some today.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
They hope you have the opportunity to enjoy some today.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
a woman is eating a pot of stew with chopsticks
ALT: a woman is eating a pot of stew with chopsticks
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Someday Affirmation Coyote would like to eat bouillabaisse that isn't cold and coagulated.
They hope you have the opportunity to enjoy some today.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
They hope you have the opportunity to enjoy some today.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
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I'd love to see suit pics like this become a trend, like
Partials, petsuits, pups, anything, but ESPECIALLY full suits with drawovers or plush junk
If you make one @ me!!
Partials, petsuits, pups, anything, but ESPECIALLY full suits with drawovers or plush junk
If you make one @ me!!
hm? you've seen me online? aha, yeah i uh, i get that sometimes! uh, where'd you see me? 👉👈
May 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'd love to see suit pics like this become a trend, like
Partials, petsuits, pups, anything, but ESPECIALLY full suits with drawovers or plush junk
If you make one @ me!!
Partials, petsuits, pups, anything, but ESPECIALLY full suits with drawovers or plush junk
If you make one @ me!!
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i apologize to all victims of my inability to feel through my boots who have had their ankles ripped open
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i apologize to all victims of my inability to feel through my boots who have had their ankles ripped open
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i have no idea what's happening out in the world, i don't even know if it's still there
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i have no idea what's happening out in the world, i don't even know if it's still there
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tough guy that order coffee with 2 creams and 6 sugars. i'm sorry bro, were you looking for the ice cream shop?
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
problematic wage gap
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
problematic wage gap