Dr Vandermast
@drvandermast.bsky.social
Writer of this and that. Reader of the other.
Not a doctor, and my name isn't Vandermast.
https://tinyurl.com/jasonmillshq
Not a doctor, and my name isn't Vandermast.
https://tinyurl.com/jasonmillshq
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Dr Vandermast
@drvandermast.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Jason Mills: books, biography, latest update
Follow Jason Mills and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Jason Mills Author Page.
tinyurl.com
I write stupid books for your pleasure. 🙂
📙 The Bible in Limericks
📓 The Calm Before The Storm: a prequel to The Tempest
📗 Pride and Prejudice in Sonnets,
📚Several other sonnet projects
📘 Fantasy stories and poems
📚 #ttrpg material
More here:
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbooks
📙 The Bible in Limericks
📓 The Calm Before The Storm: a prequel to The Tempest
📗 Pride and Prejudice in Sonnets,
📚Several other sonnet projects
📘 Fantasy stories and poems
📚 #ttrpg material
More here:
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbooks
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Review of my latest reading:
The Martian
By Andy Weir
The Martian
By Andy Weir
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Review of my latest reading:
The Martian
By Andy Weir
The Martian
By Andy Weir
Review of my latest reading:
The Martian
By Andy Weir
The Martian
By Andy Weir
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Review of my latest reading:
The Martian
By Andy Weir
The Martian
By Andy Weir
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Back in the top 100 in psychological horror on Amazon. Let’s see if we can get it in the top 50. If you have friends who enjoy Southern Gothic Horror then tell them about Portraits of Decay. Also, give it a review at Amazon, Goodreads, and anywhere else with reviews
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Back in the top 100 in psychological horror on Amazon. Let’s see if we can get it in the top 50. If you have friends who enjoy Southern Gothic Horror then tell them about Portraits of Decay. Also, give it a review at Amazon, Goodreads, and anywhere else with reviews
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The latest pathetic attempt by Reform UK supporters to distance themselves from Nathan Gill and #ReformRussianBribes is to say ‘Reform UK didn’t exist when he took the bribes’.
UKIP > Independent > Brexit Party > Reform UK
That’s the path Gill and Farage took TOGETHER.
UKIP > Independent > Brexit Party > Reform UK
That’s the path Gill and Farage took TOGETHER.
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The latest pathetic attempt by Reform UK supporters to distance themselves from Nathan Gill and #ReformRussianBribes is to say ‘Reform UK didn’t exist when he took the bribes’.
UKIP > Independent > Brexit Party > Reform UK
That’s the path Gill and Farage took TOGETHER.
UKIP > Independent > Brexit Party > Reform UK
That’s the path Gill and Farage took TOGETHER.
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Palestine Action protesters are on hunger strike. Something the media doesn’t want to talk about.
Media blackout on a UK hunger strike you NEED to know about
YouTube video by The Crispin Flintoff Show
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Palestine Action protesters are on hunger strike. Something the media doesn’t want to talk about.
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These six original oil paintings are still available on my website. Go grab one.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
These six original oil paintings are still available on my website. Go grab one.
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Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
Jason Mills: books, biography, latest update
Follow Jason Mills and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Jason Mills Author Page.
tinyurl.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
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Not to spoil anything, but Star Wars isn’t really about stars. Very little star content in there. All of the action takes place either on planets or in outer space. You can see a few stars in the background sometimes but this is also true in movies like Titanic which don’t purport to be about stars.
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Not to spoil anything, but Star Wars isn’t really about stars. Very little star content in there. All of the action takes place either on planets or in outer space. You can see a few stars in the background sometimes but this is also true in movies like Titanic which don’t purport to be about stars.
Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
Jason Mills: books, biography, latest update
Follow Jason Mills and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Jason Mills Author Page.
tinyurl.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Xmas gift ideas! 🌲⛄😀
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
🎄🎁🎅
Advent of Christmas
Sonnets of the Season
🌊☁️🐬
The Dreams of a Seahorse
Fantasy Poems
⛵🐪🌩️
The Calm Before The Storm
A prequel to The Tempest
🐛🐾🐣
On the Origin of Species,
In Sonnets
🧾❓📚
Resplendent Riddles
200 riddles in verse
tinyurl.com/jasonmillsbo...
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Just Sixteen left now! Vote for your favourite on Instagram or Twitter!
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Just Sixteen left now! Vote for your favourite on Instagram or Twitter!
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This has lost me thousands of pounds (not to mention book sales) and put me in a state of terror and panic. I urge anyone thinking of moving their list from Substack, or wanting to know more about how Substack works, to read it....
I'm not going back to Substack. I will continue to post my newsletters from Ghost. But I did have to get back in there, just to post this and let people who thought I'd vanished know about this utter nightmare: substack.com/home/post/p-...
An Explanation (Which I Would Be Very Grateful If You Took The Time To Read)
What follows is a minor modern horror story.
substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
This has lost me thousands of pounds (not to mention book sales) and put me in a state of terror and panic. I urge anyone thinking of moving their list from Substack, or wanting to know more about how Substack works, to read it....
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Hostile Planet is 90% to it’s Kickstarter goal with around $750 to hit! Here are two pages from Bryce Davidson’s story ‘Death of Horus’
Nearly there and plenty of time to get on board: www.kickstarter.com/projects/715...
Nearly there and plenty of time to get on board: www.kickstarter.com/projects/715...
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hostile Planet is 90% to it’s Kickstarter goal with around $750 to hit! Here are two pages from Bryce Davidson’s story ‘Death of Horus’
Nearly there and plenty of time to get on board: www.kickstarter.com/projects/715...
Nearly there and plenty of time to get on board: www.kickstarter.com/projects/715...
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What’s everyone reading this weekend?
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
What’s everyone reading this weekend?
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If you would like a signed Everything Will Swallow You hardback for RRP + P&P, I have a fabulous selection of art by my mum, Jo, which I'm sending out for free (one linoprint with each book). Let me know your address via [email protected] while stocks last.
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
If you would like a signed Everything Will Swallow You hardback for RRP + P&P, I have a fabulous selection of art by my mum, Jo, which I'm sending out for free (one linoprint with each book). Let me know your address via [email protected] while stocks last.
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
Sorry, this is just for UK folk, BUT...
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Popped into Manchester yesterday and these were the images that persisted for me.
1. A Freddo tragedy.
2. THIS PAINTING.
3. Everywhere that was once cool now looking like this.
1. A Freddo tragedy.
2. THIS PAINTING.
3. Everywhere that was once cool now looking like this.
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Popped into Manchester yesterday and these were the images that persisted for me.
1. A Freddo tragedy.
2. THIS PAINTING.
3. Everywhere that was once cool now looking like this.
1. A Freddo tragedy.
2. THIS PAINTING.
3. Everywhere that was once cool now looking like this.
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My D&D group in my 20s used to mock our DM for making us roll for lots of stuff that should just be auto-success. In my 40s, I can somehow crit fail brushing my teeth and throw my back out for a week.
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My D&D group in my 20s used to mock our DM for making us roll for lots of stuff that should just be auto-success. In my 40s, I can somehow crit fail brushing my teeth and throw my back out for a week.
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Lovely people of Bluesky: Please support my prize draw! I'm giving away recent oil painting, "Water Washed By Wind", to raise money for Care Leavers this Christmas & will ship it (free) anywhere in the world. Entry is free, but any donations would be fantastic. www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Lovely people of Bluesky: Please support my prize draw! I'm giving away recent oil painting, "Water Washed By Wind", to raise money for Care Leavers this Christmas & will ship it (free) anywhere in the world. Entry is free, but any donations would be fantastic. www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
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How about this headline, eh? More of this, please.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How about this headline, eh? More of this, please.
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Well,
The VA org (not VA itself) and the property messed up my rent payments ...
In short - I really, really need help with that go fund me, or just a car / wheels.
I need a home for Mo - I can't do that again, and she deserves better.
All I can do is ask.
I'mma be quiet for a bit. Love 💙
The VA org (not VA itself) and the property messed up my rent payments ...
In short - I really, really need help with that go fund me, or just a car / wheels.
I need a home for Mo - I can't do that again, and she deserves better.
All I can do is ask.
I'mma be quiet for a bit. Love 💙
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Well,
The VA org (not VA itself) and the property messed up my rent payments ...
In short - I really, really need help with that go fund me, or just a car / wheels.
I need a home for Mo - I can't do that again, and she deserves better.
All I can do is ask.
I'mma be quiet for a bit. Love 💙
The VA org (not VA itself) and the property messed up my rent payments ...
In short - I really, really need help with that go fund me, or just a car / wheels.
I need a home for Mo - I can't do that again, and she deserves better.
All I can do is ask.
I'mma be quiet for a bit. Love 💙