lies of p dlc is so hard wtf
June 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
lies of p dlc is so hard wtf
I love food like I love goooood homemade food but there’s something that just really hits with carbonara out of a packet
March 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I love food like I love goooood homemade food but there’s something that just really hits with carbonara out of a packet
rip white lotus theme music I’ll never forget you
February 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
rip white lotus theme music I’ll never forget you
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me and my wife looked at you from across the abyss and really dig you looking back
November 27, 2023 at 5:03 PM
me and my wife looked at you from across the abyss and really dig you looking back
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Siri please show me an image that encapsulates current German politics
November 27, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Siri please show me an image that encapsulates current German politics
I thought those clicky lids existed on jars because the fear was that people were going around the supermarket poisoning food
What is the weirdest misconception you had as a kid? When I became vaguely aware of sex I thought it was something people had to do in the hospital while being observed by doctors because I knew that's where babies were born
November 27, 2023 at 6:35 PM
I thought those clicky lids existed on jars because the fear was that people were going around the supermarket poisoning food
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Thinking of this tweet a lot as of late.
November 26, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Thinking of this tweet a lot as of late.
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Just a reminder Israel developed a whole host of really gnarly spyware and have been caught putting it on journalist and activists phones I wouldn’t be clicking any links they produce including the fake hamas website they are parading around.
November 25, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Just a reminder Israel developed a whole host of really gnarly spyware and have been caught putting it on journalist and activists phones I wouldn’t be clicking any links they produce including the fake hamas website they are parading around.
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Sucks to open a restaurant menu and there's 300 items on there. Just give me dry food or wet food like a cat
November 24, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Sucks to open a restaurant menu and there's 300 items on there. Just give me dry food or wet food like a cat
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Hate them or not, if Elon and libsoftiktok get lunch together in Israel then Hamas has a chance to do the funniest thing
November 24, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Hate them or not, if Elon and libsoftiktok get lunch together in Israel then Hamas has a chance to do the funniest thing
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This is a long running project for the rightwing. Stalin was worse than the Nazis led to Mao was worse than the Nazis which leads to Hamas is worse than the Nazis which is all designed not to say how evil all those people were as much as it is to say that the Nazis were not all that bad.
The way right-wingers in the US and Israel are trying to say “Hamas is worse than the Nazis” is a dangerous Nazi rehabilitation that facilitates Holocaust denial.
November 24, 2023 at 6:16 PM
This is a long running project for the rightwing. Stalin was worse than the Nazis led to Mao was worse than the Nazis which leads to Hamas is worse than the Nazis which is all designed not to say how evil all those people were as much as it is to say that the Nazis were not all that bad.
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did we learn nothing from jfk
November 23, 2023 at 3:43 PM
did we learn nothing from jfk
expensive houses AND high interest rates? a girl really can have it all :)
November 24, 2023 at 4:26 AM
expensive houses AND high interest rates? a girl really can have it all :)
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today I’m thankful for this tweet
November 24, 2023 at 12:21 AM
today I’m thankful for this tweet
I get hiccups so violent it feels like I’m taking poison damage
November 23, 2023 at 10:22 PM
I get hiccups so violent it feels like I’m taking poison damage
logging onto bluesky to detox from twitter the same way I say I need to detox and start drinking beer instead of wine
November 23, 2023 at 9:50 PM
logging onto bluesky to detox from twitter the same way I say I need to detox and start drinking beer instead of wine
people would rather build a maximum security prison instead of just keeping their cat inside
August 23, 2023 at 11:36 PM
people would rather build a maximum security prison instead of just keeping their cat inside
I bust my ass cause I feel like I’m under a microscope for this reason and then when I visit the office nobody is doing any work, at what point do they admit it’s not about productivity it’s just about control
can we collectively agree to lie on the next work from home survey? like, what was the strategy here
August 11, 2023 at 9:55 PM
I bust my ass cause I feel like I’m under a microscope for this reason and then when I visit the office nobody is doing any work, at what point do they admit it’s not about productivity it’s just about control
I am become defend oppenheimer to the death
August 11, 2023 at 9:14 PM
I am become defend oppenheimer to the death
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]
August 6, 2023 at 3:14 AM
"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]
calling pregnancy “the long dry july”
August 3, 2023 at 9:57 PM
calling pregnancy “the long dry july”
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i'm not the wife guy i'm the guy that wifed up
August 3, 2023 at 9:26 PM
i'm not the wife guy i'm the guy that wifed up
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