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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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true ending. fuck with me
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
true ending. fuck with me
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keep going! do the whole thing!
BREAKING: The entire East Wing of the White House will be demolished “within days,” according to two Trump administration officials, a significant expansion of President Trump's original stated plan.
Trump administration demolishing entire East Wing of the White House to add new ballroom
Trump said in July that the $250 million project “won’t interfere with the current building.”
nbcnews.to
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
keep going! do the whole thing!
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i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
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I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine.
If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog
If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog
October 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine.
If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog
If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog
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Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!
Snippets that omit context aren't actual quotes. Kirk never said gays should be stoned, he never said he didn't want to fly with a black pilot. Yet these are viral. There is a TON of objectionable stuff he actually SAID to damn him for, without my profession sullying itself with sloppiness.
When people supply ACTUAL QUOTES of what Kirk said, that's not "gross distortion".
September 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
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smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
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Yoda has finally been arrested after a record 11 years on the FBI's most wanted list. He is still facing arraignment in St Louis before being extradited back to San Diego, and the DOJ is giving every indication they will be seeking the death penalty. Yoda is represented by Alan Dershowitz.
August 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Yoda has finally been arrested after a record 11 years on the FBI's most wanted list. He is still facing arraignment in St Louis before being extradited back to San Diego, and the DOJ is giving every indication they will be seeking the death penalty. Yoda is represented by Alan Dershowitz.
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She hurt her back while having sex with a dog
JUST IN: U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem taken to hospital by ambulance, reason unknown - CNN
June 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
She hurt her back while having sex with a dog
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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
June 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
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The worst thing I keep seeing online is guides on "how to elevate your instant ramen". Bitch I am not marinating hard boiled eggs for this. I am not cooking a whole pork chashu. I need a meal that will kill me for 25¢. I need to eat noodles that will make me die today.
May 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The worst thing I keep seeing online is guides on "how to elevate your instant ramen". Bitch I am not marinating hard boiled eggs for this. I am not cooking a whole pork chashu. I need a meal that will kill me for 25¢. I need to eat noodles that will make me die today.
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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
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LIVE: PETER DUTTON SPEAKS AT LIBERAL HQ, BRISBANE
May 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
LIVE: PETER DUTTON SPEAKS AT LIBERAL HQ, BRISBANE
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Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.
April 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.
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The very best of America’s shitposters are now outgunned by their Chinese peers. Balance of power has shifted.
April 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The very best of America’s shitposters are now outgunned by their Chinese peers. Balance of power has shifted.
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Does this sound like "Government Efficiency" to you? 🤔🤔
April 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Does this sound like "Government Efficiency" to you? 🤔🤔
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a possibly related fact about me is that i would welcome the dissolution of the united states of america
April 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
a possibly related fact about me is that i would welcome the dissolution of the united states of america
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Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.