Ed Pimento
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james.tarnation.lol
one really good lesson to teach children is to beg for handouts from their family and friends so their schools can continue to operate. it's also important to reward them with plastic crap. don't forget to skim 35% off the top.
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
blipstress.bsky.social
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
edpimento.bsky.social
How would you know that?
edpimento.bsky.social
You really don't. The like and share buttons indicate (vary degrees of) endorsement, following never has.
edpimento.bsky.social
Trump bible doesn't have Matt 25 or the 9th commandment.
edpimento.bsky.social
You can convince 1000 people to cut their meat intake substantially (25% or more) more easily than you can convince one person to go vegan.

(These numbers are pure guesswork but in good faith)
edpimento.bsky.social
What, like beef cheek?
edpimento.bsky.social
All I know is, when they're on vacation they'll fuck ANYTHING.

German tell you they on vacation, cover ya booty.
edpimento.bsky.social
Columbia MO here-this gets us! College town on the border of two regions.
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unavaleable.bsky.social
Donald Trump is really all the vices of Andrew Jackson, Andrew Johnson, and Charles I crammed into the body of an upjumped gameshow host
unavaleable.bsky.social
Somehow, Stuartism returned
peark.es
Well that's not how appropriations work at all

*WHITE HOUSE TO TRANSFER TARIFF REVENUE TO FUND WIC: LEAVITT
edpimento.bsky.social
Grocery store fried chicken.
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runswindows95.bsky.social
Missouri might be "The Show Me State", but they're very strict about public nudity.
edpimento.bsky.social
Except in Columbia, where we are the "Show Some Hole State."
edpimento.bsky.social
Some one chalked "PRE-CUM" on the walk outside the fancy new med science research building.

I appreciated it.
edpimento.bsky.social
Exactly. I don't even think there IS a consumer version of this technology right now that would be profitable but not ethically poisonous.
edpimento.bsky.social
I'm anti, but mostly because of the behavior of the companies involved. If Sam Altman got into the fish business, I'd be anti-Trout.

If decent people were selling the same tech it would look very different!
edpimento.bsky.social
We've always had a certain percentage of crazy, greedy & crass people, sure but they never had the keys to the kingdom like now.

Maybe people mean it like...shingles? We've always had the dormant virus that is now active?
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valkyriesong.bsky.social
Ernest discovers Verne does not know what he means and never has.
pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
Ernest Sells Plasma to Make Rent
killingicons.bsky.social
Ernest will not learn from this mistake
edpimento.bsky.social
Ernest Gets Fingerbanged
pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
Ernest Sells Plasma to Make Rent
killingicons.bsky.social
Ernest will not learn from this mistake
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