Might as well put this up again as Duolingo is in the news.

Happy 'greatest correction ever' day to all who celebrate

You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums

Very few things fill me with as much all-consuming dread as a woman asking me to get something out of her handbag. Rummaging hopelessly through the endless waves of clutter while she goes “it’s there - THERE!”

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC

I’m so old that I’m getting into embroidery, but equally, I’m so immature that when people talk about their hoops, I presume they’re talking about their bumholes.

I will never not love this video of bats filmed upside down to make it look like they're at a goth nightclub

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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

hello neighbor, my name is Grant and you might remember me from such movies as "You Borrowed My Rake," & its sequel "Gimme Back My Fuckin' Rake"

The guy who sawed the woman in half at last night’s magic show wasn’t a real magician. We’re offering full refunds and free dry cleaning (rows 1-3) to everyone who attended.