Ehlyah
@ehlyah.bsky.social
Weapon of Mass Distraction
Queer, love bunnies, crafting, gaming.
Queer, love bunnies, crafting, gaming.
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You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture
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December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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No one needs backstory for Gaston
More oratory for Gaston
These things are not mandatory for Gaston…
More oratory for Gaston
These things are not mandatory for Gaston…
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No one needs backstory for Gaston
More oratory for Gaston
These things are not mandatory for Gaston…
More oratory for Gaston
These things are not mandatory for Gaston…
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
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for the queerbait bsky.app/profile/agay...
Something on reddit I found and man. The Dispatched person really said "Wait and see" when asked about possible gay romance options, only to do fucking nothing and force the player to be straight.
Homophobic really
Homophobic really
![A post on the [r/gaymers] subreddit titled "Now that the remaining episodes are out this feels like blatant queerbaiting. (Dispatched)"
A screenshot is shown where Nick (Nick Herman, one of the 4 people who founded AdHoc Studio.) commenting on a post that said (Any plans for queer content options? Or is it just gonna be hetero content?).
Nick commented saying "all plans are laid and you'll have to see what happens in the next 4 episodes. Saying anything else would just be spoilers"
Under the screen shot is the reddit post, it reads
"Hey game studios, please don’t do this. If you don’t have any gay romance options in your game you should just be upfront about that from the very get go, not do any of this “well you’ll just have to wait and see! 👀” bullshit.
But spoiler alert for Dispatch now that the entire game is complete, there is no queer romance option for Robert and your only options are between two women. The only actual explicit queer content I can think of is Flambae being gay and Maleveola may be sapphic (which I don’t believe is even mentioned in the game itself, you have to read her comic with Sonar to get that information.) I held out hope after the first four episodes after seeing one of the Adhoc devs responding to fans asking for queer content but I guess that was all for nothing.
Oh well, at least we got KCD2/Hansry this year.
Edit: Not sure if revealing certain characters’ sexualities constitutes as a spoiler for the game but if it does please feel free to inform me and I’ll mark the post as such."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tzqr7o2wpq4svnt2rh3nvtkt/bafkreie5452vznafv6xbnwkjdjvmuuhzaowol676gwu3nqz5i36g6q2dsu@jpeg)
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
for the queerbait bsky.app/profile/agay...
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There are TWO episodes of Black Mirror about this.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There are TWO episodes of Black Mirror about this.
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All done.
Love it
Brain might calm down now (haha no).
Love it
Brain might calm down now (haha no).
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
All done.
Love it
Brain might calm down now (haha no).
Love it
Brain might calm down now (haha no).
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I am almost certainly eligible for PIP (see the wheelchair in my header pic, amongst other disabilities). But I have never applied for it, even when I have been very poor, because I am terrified of being subjected to this level of surveillance. I preferred to eat cornflakes and keep the heating off.
The guy's literally got one leg, but that's apparently one too many for the DWP to consider him disabled www.mirror.co.uk/money/dwp-fi...
DWP demands £36k PIP back from one-legged dad filmed playing cricket
Shaun Rigby lost a leg when he was a child
www.mirror.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am almost certainly eligible for PIP (see the wheelchair in my header pic, amongst other disabilities). But I have never applied for it, even when I have been very poor, because I am terrified of being subjected to this level of surveillance. I preferred to eat cornflakes and keep the heating off.
Work is now offering AI training that talks about how to use AI responsibly and ethically.
That is not a thing.
This is not possible.
That is not what that word means.
Coming next: probably my autism diagnosis idk
That is not a thing.
This is not possible.
That is not what that word means.
Coming next: probably my autism diagnosis idk
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Work is now offering AI training that talks about how to use AI responsibly and ethically.
That is not a thing.
This is not possible.
That is not what that word means.
Coming next: probably my autism diagnosis idk
That is not a thing.
This is not possible.
That is not what that word means.
Coming next: probably my autism diagnosis idk
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The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The power of Crufts compels you
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Creepy and fascinating. Tip of the hat to @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention!
Pointed out by my friend @carloshasanax.bsky.social . There's something weird and unsettling about a fairly homogeneous culture spread out across Europe that then collapses into an orgy of genocide.
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Creepy and fascinating. Tip of the hat to @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention!
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Sooo anyone else got an internet outage in West Yorkshire, which their provider blames on OpenReach? We haven't found anyone else so far and not a single status page mentions a thing, but Zen Internet's help line (before it closed) blamed an OpenReach fuck-up. Also said that it'd be fixed in 30 min.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sooo anyone else got an internet outage in West Yorkshire, which their provider blames on OpenReach? We haven't found anyone else so far and not a single status page mentions a thing, but Zen Internet's help line (before it closed) blamed an OpenReach fuck-up. Also said that it'd be fixed in 30 min.
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The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
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This made me giggle
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This made me giggle
"How to handle ADHD and prevent burnout: create a structured daily routine."
MATE.
Have I got news for you about ADHD.
Fuckwit.
MATE.
Have I got news for you about ADHD.
Fuckwit.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"How to handle ADHD and prevent burnout: create a structured daily routine."
MATE.
Have I got news for you about ADHD.
Fuckwit.
MATE.
Have I got news for you about ADHD.
Fuckwit.
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🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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The last adult came off the production line in 1980, it was decided that was what was best for the economy.
you're not an adult when you're 18.
you're not an adult when you're 21.
you're not an adult in your thirties, even.
nobody has ever been an adult.
you're not an adult when you're 21.
you're not an adult in your thirties, even.
nobody has ever been an adult.
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The last adult came off the production line in 1980, it was decided that was what was best for the economy.