EldritchBass
@eldritchbass.bsky.social
I make puns and fake limbs and pithy observations.
You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke
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Also because we essentially tell each other that people need to earn survival.
Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.
If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!
Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.
If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!
November 2, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Also because we essentially tell each other that people need to earn survival.
Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.
If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!
Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.
If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!
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Jimmy Kimmel wasn't suspended because of what he said. He was suspended because the FCC threatened his employer.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Jimmy Kimmel wasn't suspended because of what he said. He was suspended because the FCC threatened his employer.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
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Okay, to put an even sharper point on this: they are not even 9 months in and they are openly censoring *Jimmy fucking Kimmel* because he poked fun at the president for lack of empathy.
These are desperate moves.
They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.
These are desperate moves.
They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.
These guys are unpopular and dumb as rocks, they did not discover a secret 'I win' button at the heart of all politics labeled 'mean tweets' or 'cancel elections.'
Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.
Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Okay, to put an even sharper point on this: they are not even 9 months in and they are openly censoring *Jimmy fucking Kimmel* because he poked fun at the president for lack of empathy.
These are desperate moves.
They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.
These are desperate moves.
They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.
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Shocked but not surprised to learn how many ~titans of industry~ who probably think of themselves as brave ballsy businessmen are actually cowardly pieces of shit when it counts.
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Shocked but not surprised to learn how many ~titans of industry~ who probably think of themselves as brave ballsy businessmen are actually cowardly pieces of shit when it counts.
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hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
NEWS: House Appropriations Committee Republicans released their spending bill for Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies. The legislation would prohibit taxpayer dollars for any type of gender-affirming care for transgender people. This would include programs like Medicaid
September 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
We need to stop allowing even the most basic victories “big beautiful bill”? massive tax cuts and hollowing out of the social safety net. “DOGE”? corrupt oligarch bro squad. “Alligator Alcatraz”? concentration camp with kangaroo court.
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism
July 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We need to stop allowing even the most basic victories “big beautiful bill”? massive tax cuts and hollowing out of the social safety net. “DOGE”? corrupt oligarch bro squad. “Alligator Alcatraz”? concentration camp with kangaroo court.
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism
People don’t like you? Fuckem
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
People don’t like you? Fuckem
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
Ya know what I’m a little surprised I’ve never seen? Animated #Disney #Hades/ #Hadestown cross over. Especially with the musical now in existence. And especially with Cheyenne Jackson in #Descendants.
June 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ya know what I’m a little surprised I’ve never seen? Animated #Disney #Hades/ #Hadestown cross over. Especially with the musical now in existence. And especially with Cheyenne Jackson in #Descendants.
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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I have a hard time mentally processing any claims that Los Angeles is a “distraction” given that deploying the military if he gets pissed off and also expansively cruel immigration crackdowns were like the top two things he ran on in 2024
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have a hard time mentally processing any claims that Los Angeles is a “distraction” given that deploying the military if he gets pissed off and also expansively cruel immigration crackdowns were like the top two things he ran on in 2024
When did you know you were a disaster bi with villain attraction disorder? and why was it them? #Pride2025
June 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When did you know you were a disaster bi with villain attraction disorder? and why was it them? #Pride2025
Murder? On the a orient Express?! I’d sooner believe there’s been mutiny on the Bounty!
I’ve got news for you, then, sir
I’ve got news for you, then, sir
June 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Murder? On the a orient Express?! I’d sooner believe there’s been mutiny on the Bounty!
I’ve got news for you, then, sir
I’ve got news for you, then, sir
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THE DICTATOR, FROM ATOP A THRONE OF SKULLS: I really thought there would be pushback at some point
May 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
THE DICTATOR, FROM ATOP A THRONE OF SKULLS: I really thought there would be pushback at some point
Is the wait between the MA and the doctor as long as I think it is? Thank goodness for smart phones. Used to entertain myself counting ceiling tiles.
April 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Is the wait between the MA and the doctor as long as I think it is? Thank goodness for smart phones. Used to entertain myself counting ceiling tiles.
Calling for Unity, without ensuring accountability, is just painting over the mildew and carpeting over the cockroaches before the next tenant moves in.
April 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Calling for Unity, without ensuring accountability, is just painting over the mildew and carpeting over the cockroaches before the next tenant moves in.
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This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
A fun(?) thought exercise is to imagine how a future documentary on the downfall of our institutions will frame the actions taken and the words spewed forth as they happen.
Every now and then it hits me that this isn’t just about 1 inhuman act or another, but a bigger picture.
That the entire democratic experiment in America is falling apart in front of our eyes. It’s historic in that sense. Which then makes me wonder why all media stories aren’t framed this way.
That the entire democratic experiment in America is falling apart in front of our eyes. It’s historic in that sense. Which then makes me wonder why all media stories aren’t framed this way.
April 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
A fun(?) thought exercise is to imagine how a future documentary on the downfall of our institutions will frame the actions taken and the words spewed forth as they happen.
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