i'm thinking of suing Mike White for emotional distress. Not for the #WhiteLotus finale, but because he didn't use One Night in Bangkok after i waited SO PATIENTLY ALL SEASON.

i'll fess up: for the last like fifteen years i despised Jesse Eisenberg on reflex. anytime he came up in a movie I'd say, nah, not for me, fuck that guy.

turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it

#yellowjackets really disappointed me when they didn't have Missy do that impassioned yet mournful rendition of the chorus of breakfast at tiffany's that i know she wanted to.

you can't just tease me with humming Deep Blue Something like that

i want to say "the director adapting a book should like and understand that book" but Starship Troopers is a perfect film largely because Verhoeven refused to read it so i actually take nothing away from this at all

#whitelotus

uh... i was under the impression that the whole series is basically a morality play about how you're an absolute asshole if you do shit like this... #WhiteLotus

do you think canadian disney adults will meet in hushed groups for solemn viewings of 'Up', bidding each other a wistful "next year in Epcot"?

what made up thing causes you the most stress mines money

I had to learn that everything dies the same way I learned everything else. From a Bruce Springsteen song

If a Toto concert in Johannesburg got rained out, I bet they’d be singing a different tune

I want to live in the USA represented in all these uplifting Super Bowl commercials.