Peter Elfman from Stereo Static (He/Him) 🖖🏽
@elfman.bsky.social
Writer, baby music producer, audiobook producer. Decaffeinated and dilapidated. We are all more alike than we are different. BLM. IDIC. Live long and prosper. He/him. I also respond to "elf". Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/stereo-static-bx/tracks
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@rosemarymosco.com a jeopardy contestant today is wearing a pigeon sweater!
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@rosemarymosco.com a jeopardy contestant today is wearing a pigeon sweater!
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Santa's pale because he visits in the middle of six months of darkness on Earth’s North Pole. And for the other six months, the Sun ascends no more than 23.5 degrees above the horizon. And he delivers gifts only at night.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Santa's pale because he visits in the middle of six months of darkness on Earth’s North Pole. And for the other six months, the Sun ascends no more than 23.5 degrees above the horizon. And he delivers gifts only at night.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
All combined, Santa might be the whitest person on Earth.
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#Warframe wouldn't exist without you, our wonderful community.
We wish you a fantastic end to your year, full of warmth, connection and cheer. See you soon in 2026! wrfr.me/4qiUIPN
We wish you a fantastic end to your year, full of warmth, connection and cheer. See you soon in 2026! wrfr.me/4qiUIPN
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#Warframe wouldn't exist without you, our wonderful community.
We wish you a fantastic end to your year, full of warmth, connection and cheer. See you soon in 2026! wrfr.me/4qiUIPN
We wish you a fantastic end to your year, full of warmth, connection and cheer. See you soon in 2026! wrfr.me/4qiUIPN
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This is Tik-Tok from Return to Oz today, feel old yet
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is Tik-Tok from Return to Oz today, feel old yet
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“Excuse me, where do they sell the black sharpies?”
“Down the hall and to the left.”
“Down the hall and to the left.”
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Excuse me, where do they sell the black sharpies?”
“Down the hall and to the left.”
“Down the hall and to the left.”
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campingbaras
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
campingbaras
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We brought this child some fine
GIFTS
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Gold to
LIFT
Little baby in a manger
BORN
No room at the inn till
MORN
Now hold on to your hoods and
HATS
Drummer boy gonna drop a beat that's...
PHAT
GIFTS
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Gold to
LIFT
Little baby in a manger
BORN
No room at the inn till
MORN
Now hold on to your hoods and
HATS
Drummer boy gonna drop a beat that's...
PHAT
a man wearing a red shirt that says the force is standing with two other men
Alt: the beastie boys
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We brought this child some fine
GIFTS
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Gold to
LIFT
Little baby in a manger
BORN
No room at the inn till
MORN
Now hold on to your hoods and
HATS
Drummer boy gonna drop a beat that's...
PHAT
GIFTS
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Gold to
LIFT
Little baby in a manger
BORN
No room at the inn till
MORN
Now hold on to your hoods and
HATS
Drummer boy gonna drop a beat that's...
PHAT
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He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
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Make a Bond film casual
Dr. No Problemo
Dr. No Problemo
Make a Bond film casual
From Russia with a Situationship
From Russia with a Situationship
make a Bond film casual
Aluminumfinger
Aluminumfinger
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. No Problemo
Dr. No Problemo
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December 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Sex Bomb-adil.
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
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I am getting very tired of "oh, so if we can't use LLMs, I GUESS THAT MEANS WE CAN'T USE SPELLCHECK, EITHER", especially when it's said as a gotcha.*
I know context is hard, but come on. There's a vast difference between farming out the creation of your work and using a tool to check your spelling.
I know context is hard, but come on. There's a vast difference between farming out the creation of your work and using a tool to check your spelling.
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am getting very tired of "oh, so if we can't use LLMs, I GUESS THAT MEANS WE CAN'T USE SPELLCHECK, EITHER", especially when it's said as a gotcha.*
I know context is hard, but come on. There's a vast difference between farming out the creation of your work and using a tool to check your spelling.
I know context is hard, but come on. There's a vast difference between farming out the creation of your work and using a tool to check your spelling.
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I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!”
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!”
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
And
I hate to say it
But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas
Quit.
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I know everyone has refs from when they first see a thing and I don't expect ppl to know stuff they never saw but a tiny part of me sighs erverytime someone mentions "Kingpin, like they did in Spider-verse" and not "That Bill Sienkiewicz Kingpin design" If you didn't know that's what they copied.
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I know everyone has refs from when they first see a thing and I don't expect ppl to know stuff they never saw but a tiny part of me sighs erverytime someone mentions "Kingpin, like they did in Spider-verse" and not "That Bill Sienkiewicz Kingpin design" If you didn't know that's what they copied.
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holy shit look what i found in the Epstein Files
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Containment Procedures: ██████████████████████████████████████
Description:
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SCP-██
Object class: ███
Containment Procedures: ██████████████████████████████████████
Description:
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December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
holy shit look what i found in the Epstein Files
SCP-██
Object class: ███
Containment Procedures: ██████████████████████████████████████
Description:
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SCP-██
Object class: ███
Containment Procedures: ██████████████████████████████████████
Description:
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God. If you can say “I think you should have the same rights as everyone else but now isn’t the time…” then you don’t think everyone should have the same rights. You’re just a cowardly shitbag trying to convince yourself that you’re a decent person. But you’re not.
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
God. If you can say “I think you should have the same rights as everyone else but now isn’t the time…” then you don’t think everyone should have the same rights. You’re just a cowardly shitbag trying to convince yourself that you’re a decent person. But you’re not.
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The Old Peace x Alienware Laptop Giveaway is live, Tenno!
Visit Alienware Arena to claim codes containing free rewards like the Gazal Armor Set. Then enter our Gleam giveaway for a chance to win a custom The Old Peace Aurora 16 x laptop. https://wrfr.me/48XiYjb
Visit Alienware Arena to claim codes containing free rewards like the Gazal Armor Set. Then enter our Gleam giveaway for a chance to win a custom The Old Peace Aurora 16 x laptop. https://wrfr.me/48XiYjb
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The Old Peace x Alienware Laptop Giveaway is live, Tenno!
Visit Alienware Arena to claim codes containing free rewards like the Gazal Armor Set. Then enter our Gleam giveaway for a chance to win a custom The Old Peace Aurora 16 x laptop. https://wrfr.me/48XiYjb
Visit Alienware Arena to claim codes containing free rewards like the Gazal Armor Set. Then enter our Gleam giveaway for a chance to win a custom The Old Peace Aurora 16 x laptop. https://wrfr.me/48XiYjb
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From the Larchives. Another old favorite of mine.
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
From the Larchives. Another old favorite of mine.
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
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"I used AI to generate ideas" ys just like "Ich used pickpocketing to generate a litel pettye cash"
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"I used AI to generate ideas" ys just like "Ich used pickpocketing to generate a litel pettye cash"
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Cartoon: Impulse idea to draw the Grinch and Max ala Dark Knight and Carrie Kelly Robin. Those Maurice Noble backgrounds are so gorgeous. Enjoy!
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Cartoon: Impulse idea to draw the Grinch and Max ala Dark Knight and Carrie Kelly Robin. Those Maurice Noble backgrounds are so gorgeous. Enjoy!
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Incredible thread about (spoiler) the Vanity Fair photographer
A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Incredible thread about (spoiler) the Vanity Fair photographer
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🎶Make my wish come true!🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas?🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas?🎶
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🎶Make my wish come true!🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas?🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas?🎶
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That moment in an rpg where a roll goes badly and a player isn't gonna make it:
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
That moment in an rpg where a roll goes badly and a player isn't gonna make it: