elizabeth dutton
@elizabethdutton.bsky.social
California supremacist
co-host of Ridiculous Crime podcast
I wrote a book called Driftwood long ago
co-host of Ridiculous Crime podcast
I wrote a book called Driftwood long ago
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all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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I think the funniest thing to me is that the people who are working to create an Artificial General Intelligence is that it’s a bunch of libertarians who have never realised that what makes us smart as humans is community, society, empathy. The things they find an anathema.
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I think the funniest thing to me is that the people who are working to create an Artificial General Intelligence is that it’s a bunch of libertarians who have never realised that what makes us smart as humans is community, society, empathy. The things they find an anathema.
The sign language interpreter at the Rhode Island presser is AMAZING. The facial expressions. He’s a treasure.
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The sign language interpreter at the Rhode Island presser is AMAZING. The facial expressions. He’s a treasure.
Me when it finally happens.
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me when it finally happens.
I’ve reposted this before, but I need to just say that this @cyberbadboy.com post may just be the perfect post and it resonates with me far more than it should.
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I’ve reposted this before, but I need to just say that this @cyberbadboy.com post may just be the perfect post and it resonates with me far more than it should.
The HomeGoods full cart of shame.
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The HomeGoods full cart of shame.
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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Cinema will find a way. 💕
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Cinema will find a way. 💕
Max Crosby looks very -a in the locker room, hard r at home.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Max Crosby looks very -a in the locker room, hard r at home.
This is what you wear if you are a 24 year old guy who works at the Verizon store and you’re taking your 16 year old girlfriend to her prom.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is what you wear if you are a 24 year old guy who works at the Verizon store and you’re taking your 16 year old girlfriend to her prom.
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today on Peacock, a new 3-part documentary called High Horse just dropped
produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls
I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch
youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I
produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls
I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch
youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I
High Horse: The Black Cowboy | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Peacock
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
today on Peacock, a new 3-part documentary called High Horse just dropped
produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls
I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch
youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I
produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls
I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch
youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I always thought that “James Bond” was the alias attached to the 007 designation. So when a dude gets assigned as Agent 007, he takes on the name Bond, James Bond.
Just let me write this shit. And pay me.
Just let me write this shit. And pay me.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I always thought that “James Bond” was the alias attached to the 007 designation. So when a dude gets assigned as Agent 007, he takes on the name Bond, James Bond.
Just let me write this shit. And pay me.
Just let me write this shit. And pay me.
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
You gotta go listen to this. @zaron3.bsky.social knocks it out of the park, as usual.
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You gotta go listen to this. @zaron3.bsky.social knocks it out of the park, as usual.
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She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Mike Lee, your blood type is mayonnaise.
October 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mike Lee, your blood type is mayonnaise.
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.