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elizalovesyou.bsky.social
@elizalovesyou.bsky.social
Drag Artist in training. Horror & high strangeness. Fighting dragons with maths. Expert Cat herder Queer. She/her. 🐱⚘🏳️‍🌈💀✏
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I’m so happy that Barb Wire and Darkman found each other.
August 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Obviously Biquette the grindcore goat
August 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I'm the loud overexcited one, obviously.
July 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm honestly going to become insufferable with how giddy I am. Owns a van & just helped me move. Can build a whole ass house & treats me like a Queen.

Just spent an hour & a half being told what a wonderful man he is by the Pub Uncles. Smitten.
July 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My friend met the person I'm dating & immediately sent me this...

youtu.be/gYAqTB64Wik?...
Weekend Update: The Couple You Can't Believe Are Together - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
July 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
God bless the internet. 500 good pubs, without giving the telegraph money x
July 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is what happens in my local pub.

It's even funnier when everyone gets up & moves away without speaking, just leaving them fuming.
July 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Ways My Mum Describes the podcasts I listen to:
Lovely Voice - Horrible Topic
Fat Men Shouting
Loud Americans
The Handsome Man (with annoying pronunciation)

Answers below.
July 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Oh the Pub Uncles are ALL being sent this x
July 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Having had my heart broken a little recently I'm going to be referring to it as "Quite the love affair actually" to be said in Jinx Monsoon as Little Edie voice.

Getting dumped sounds so grubby, whereas this = Chic & glamorous.
July 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I still find amazing that this article had the only successful company comment I’ve experienced.

Called Fourpure and they apologised for their rebrand. The rebrand was God Tier terrible in so many ways not least the ‘Brewed nowhere near India’ line
It’s nearly the four-year anniversary of this article some say changed the narrative of the IPA. (Although breweries still shy away from the truth)

Sir Geoff Palmer died recently and he really inspired the article.

RIP Sir Geoff

www.goodbeerhunting.com/blog/2021/8/...
June 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Found my lomo. It has MYSTERY FILM in. Gonna use that bugger up & see what's there....
June 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is my First father's day where I can't share a beer with my Pub Uncle Gerry. He made missing my Pa easier. The best Grumpus ever to Grump. 🍻
June 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
You know what's fun? Finding out you're friend of 27 years only wanted to fuck you & when that's fully off the table *poof* friendship gone.

Really makes you feel great about yourself.
June 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
S'up. Love a good map.

Can still read real ones x
You know which young people still know how to read maps? The ones who read fantasy books. Those have maps galore in them.
I remember when The Amazing Race first premiered and I was astounded at how many of the contestants didn't know how to read a map.
June 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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5 Cat Scratch Fever Day
Important June Dates

3 Egg Day
4 Hug Your Cat Day
4 Cheese Day
6 Donut Day
10 Ballpoint Pen Day
13 Pigeon Day
14 Gin Day
18 Picnic Day
18 Panic Day
19 Sauntering Day
21 Longest Day (WTAF)
22 Onion Ring Day
23 Pink Day
30 Meteor Day
June 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Deceptively lacking in cloy.
It's deceptively lacking in cloy. Bolster your alien's lexicon so they don't look like a dingus in your local taproom. Comic for @pelliclemag.com: www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/5/...
May 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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And one about all the international condemnation of the Supreme Court ruling and EHRC repsonse, including a statement from 18 UN Human Rights Experts
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
International Condemnation of Supreme Court Ruling
International Condemnation of the Supreme Court ruling and EHRC response. You can keep this letter short and sweet, and focussed on the recent UN statement, or you can include the optional extras too...
docs.google.com
May 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I've got some template letters that might be of use to you, if you want to write to your MP again:

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Procedural Issues in the EHRC
This letter will be useful for MPs who maybe don’t know / care that much about “trans stuff” but *will* have concerns about lack of independence and proper procedural processes in a statutory body lik...
docs.google.com
May 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sound the alarm.
Update to the Brian Eno AI message.
May 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@edithcharles.bsky.social I've already sent you this at some point right? Or did you design it 😽x
May 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wait... There cannot be a connection right?
May 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This where I tweet from.
If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
May 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
You ever feel like you 100 friends who say 'If you ever need me...' then when you need someone you're on you're own & shouldn't be?

There's nothing worse than the paranoia voices telling you 'You're a burden' or 'No one really likes you' & the world showing you you are right.
May 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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why would i need energy drinks when i already have monster cans
January 11, 2024 at 9:40 AM