Samson
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Am elk and I like roller coasters | 30 | he/him | ❤️🦌 @jackariah.bsky.social
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It’s genuinely unbelievable how much the average right winger’s conception of history is based on post-war American advertising of the mid 20th century
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s genuinely unbelievable how much the average right winger’s conception of history is based on post-war American advertising of the mid 20th century
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man
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He got a LOT of shit for this tweet years ago but I agree with him he's fucking right
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He got a LOT of shit for this tweet years ago but I agree with him he's fucking right
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kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
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Well well well, if it isn't Blowjob Brothers LLC
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Well well well, if it isn't Blowjob Brothers LLC
Everyone is (rightfully) piling on AI for being incredibly destructive to society, but I think that the proliferation of online betting and prediction markets is just as dangerous and it really hasn't gotten much scrutiny in comparison.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Everyone is (rightfully) piling on AI for being incredibly destructive to society, but I think that the proliferation of online betting and prediction markets is just as dangerous and it really hasn't gotten much scrutiny in comparison.
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This bird’s greed delights me
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This bird’s greed delights me
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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2000)
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2000)
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
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ohg.. azazel my beloved
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
ohg.. azazel my beloved
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Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
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Jeffrey Epstein will not be added in the next 'Minecraft' update.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jeffrey Epstein will not be added in the next 'Minecraft' update.
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So it sure looks like someone invented a fake Russian advance in Ukraine to manipulate the online gambling market Polymarket. Gamblers are making money by betting on the outcomes of battles big and small in the war. Edited map is run by DC-based think tank
www.404media.co/unauthorized...
www.404media.co/unauthorized...
'Unauthorized' Edit to Ukraine's Frontline Maps Point to Polymarket's War Betting
It looks like someone invented a fake Russia advance in Ukraine to manipulate online gambling markets.
www.404media.co
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So it sure looks like someone invented a fake Russian advance in Ukraine to manipulate the online gambling market Polymarket. Gamblers are making money by betting on the outcomes of battles big and small in the war. Edited map is run by DC-based think tank
www.404media.co/unauthorized...
www.404media.co/unauthorized...
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Smushed like mochi... (Don't worry this is Sami Enrichment™)
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November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Smushed like mochi... (Don't worry this is Sami Enrichment™)
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Sometimes you don’t need a joke or a caption. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
After undergoing a brain scan, Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn that there are 'holes' showing 'low activity' in her frontal lobe: 'That just can't be.'
Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn her brain has 'low activity'
After undergoing a brain scan, Kim Kardashian is stunned to learn that there are 'holes' showing 'low activity' in her frontal lobe: 'That just can't be.'
bit.ly
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Sometimes you don’t need a joke or a caption. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.