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elnie
@elnie.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Is Skeeter who lived down the street when I was a kid on here yet?
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hello! may I suck your blood?
January 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
hello! may I suck your blood?
a torso too long for this world
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
a torso too long for this world
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Meditation but save breathing for the end
Meditation app with ads.
September 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Meditation but save breathing for the end
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
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Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
not again
we should probably stop with the "---- was the worst year/day/month ever, glad that's over" because every one that's followed has been very hold my beer about it
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
not again
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so much ICE is gonna melt in hell
October 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
so much ICE is gonna melt in hell
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
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I hate it when ART is right.
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I hate it when ART is right.
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Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
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it’s not too late to get a flu shot
it’s not too late to get a covid vaccine
it’s not too late to start masking, if you stopped
it’s not too late to delete social media accounts that no longer serve you*
it’s not too late to have a good year
it’s not too late to find a small joy for today 💕
it’s not too late to get a covid vaccine
it’s not too late to start masking, if you stopped
it’s not too late to delete social media accounts that no longer serve you*
it’s not too late to have a good year
it’s not too late to find a small joy for today 💕
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
it’s not too late to get a flu shot
it’s not too late to get a covid vaccine
it’s not too late to start masking, if you stopped
it’s not too late to delete social media accounts that no longer serve you*
it’s not too late to have a good year
it’s not too late to find a small joy for today 💕
it’s not too late to get a covid vaccine
it’s not too late to start masking, if you stopped
it’s not too late to delete social media accounts that no longer serve you*
it’s not too late to have a good year
it’s not too late to find a small joy for today 💕
you guys, the illegal invasion oil is to pay for healthcare, obviously
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
you guys, the illegal invasion oil is to pay for healthcare, obviously
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Then ART said, Your configuration no longer matches SecUnit standard. ART knew all about that because it was the one who had altered my configuration to help me pass as an augmented human.
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Then ART said, Your configuration no longer matches SecUnit standard. ART knew all about that because it was the one who had altered my configuration to help me pass as an augmented human.
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I need an AP English class to determine whether or not I'm the unreliable narrator.
September 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I need an AP English class to determine whether or not I'm the unreliable narrator.
derp
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
derp
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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I had heard ART pretend to be human on the comm before, on the RaviHyral transit station.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I had heard ART pretend to be human on the comm before, on the RaviHyral transit station.
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it's to differentiate the type
of tug not the type
of war
of tug not the type
of war
November 30, 2024 at 3:02 AM
it's to differentiate the type
of tug not the type
of war
of tug not the type
of war
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Martha Plimpton in 200 Cigarettes season.
December 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Martha Plimpton in 200 Cigarettes season.
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same
most of my attention was on getting through the crowd while pretending to be an ordinary augmented human, and not a terrifying murderbot. This involved not panicking when anybody accidentally made eye contact with me.
March 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
same
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not to brag or anything but when it rains it pours
April 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
not to brag or anything but when it rains it pours
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i agree with myself!
someone should replace the internet with talking to people's faces
April 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i agree with myself!
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hang it in the window to warn the other rotisserie chickens
June 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
hang it in the window to warn the other rotisserie chickens
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one order of mutually assured destruction, please
June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
one order of mutually assured destruction, please
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Is Skeeter who lived down the street when I was a kid on here yet?
November 22, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Is Skeeter who lived down the street when I was a kid on here yet?