Emily Egan
@emilyegan.bsky.social
America’s favorite late-night dybbuk
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become ungovernable
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
become ungovernable
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ESPECIALLY NOW in a world completely drowning in propaganda and misinformation and disinformation it is SO IMPORTANT to cite our sources and ask people to do so as well.
We HAVE to know where information comes from and we have to always be firm about asking.
We HAVE to know where information comes from and we have to always be firm about asking.
If I ask you to cite your sources and you get offended I’m just gonna go ahead and assume you don’t have any.
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
ESPECIALLY NOW in a world completely drowning in propaganda and misinformation and disinformation it is SO IMPORTANT to cite our sources and ask people to do so as well.
We HAVE to know where information comes from and we have to always be firm about asking.
We HAVE to know where information comes from and we have to always be firm about asking.
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Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
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American history is just 'you let a motherfucker shenan once and sure enough they'll shenan again' ad infinitum
Actions need to have consequences
Actions need to have consequences
Once again, one of the primary reasons we have arrived at this point (completely out-of-control & unconstitutional abuse of executive power to conduct wildly illegal foreign policy) is that no one, including the most senior people involved, went to jail for the rest of their lives for Iran-Contra.
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
American history is just 'you let a motherfucker shenan once and sure enough they'll shenan again' ad infinitum
Actions need to have consequences
Actions need to have consequences
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Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
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nyc at 11:59: the mayor 😤🤬
nyc at 12:00: the mayor 🤩🥵
nyc at 12:00: the mayor 🤩🥵
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
nyc at 11:59: the mayor 😤🤬
nyc at 12:00: the mayor 🤩🥵
nyc at 12:00: the mayor 🤩🥵
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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it must have felt so good to be the digital media manager when the word came down to unschedule the piece from the 60 minutes feed but no one said anything about unscheduling it from the international website
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
it must have felt so good to be the digital media manager when the word came down to unschedule the piece from the 60 minutes feed but no one said anything about unscheduling it from the international website
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
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the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
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i just had an encounter with bariwise the dancing clown in the sewers underneath cbs studios
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i just had an encounter with bariwise the dancing clown in the sewers underneath cbs studios
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final impressions: it was more faithful than most adaptations, and had a lively, gothic glam-rock aesthetic that made up for a lot. also including the polar bits is a +100 in my book and you see oscar isaac's butt
hell yeah it's frankenstein time
<chanting> polar exploration hell yes
<chanting> polar exploration hell yes
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
final impressions: it was more faithful than most adaptations, and had a lively, gothic glam-rock aesthetic that made up for a lot. also including the polar bits is a +100 in my book and you see oscar isaac's butt
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i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million
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A political party addicted to jamming its tongue into electrical outlets.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A political party addicted to jamming its tongue into electrical outlets.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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I bet he can pronounce it now
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I bet he can pronounce it now
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I hope Cuomo is crying. I hope we get to see him crying.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I hope Cuomo is crying. I hope we get to see him crying.
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If you're on line to make fun of Cuomo, stay on line. (Just be careful: The Hutch has a very narrow shoulder and Cuomo is likely to be driving very fast to get home.)
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If you're on line to make fun of Cuomo, stay on line. (Just be careful: The Hutch has a very narrow shoulder and Cuomo is likely to be driving very fast to get home.)
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Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.