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EmoG
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I prefer my giggles without shits.
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EmoG @emog.cc · Jan 9
Being tired is my personality now. I don’t remember who I was before this.
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dropping a giant anvil on myself
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Pi is infinite. Pie is intimate. You’ll discover crumbs in places crumbs should not be.
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I don’t shovel snow—I just angrily rearrange it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Me walking into a small shop: “I’m just browsing.”

Me walking out: “Why do I own artisanal salsa?”
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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my houseplants unionized and are now withholding oxygen until i pay them in direct sunlight and compliments.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Today’s fitness tip: carrying Tupperware to the microwave counts as resistance training.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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People be throwing elbows for a TV like they weren’t just preaching gratitude yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… said no one with a driveway ever.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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My mom asked if I’m bringing a date to Thanksgiving. I said, “Sure, if DoorDash offers that service.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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My flirting technique is mostly just me trying not to say something weird… and failing spectacularly.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I’m not indecisive. I’m just committed to exploring all 47 terrible options.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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You can’t spell better without beer and tt’s

lol that’s the one send it
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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People who say “I’m just being honest” are usually just being assholes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I don’t get why we say “sleep tight.” I’m sleeping loose, floppy, and aggressively horizontal.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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It’s Friday, I’m in loathe
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Up early on a Saturday. I think this is how villains are born.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Radar app: “Snow according to current models.”
Me: “What the fuck does Kendall Jenner know about weather?”
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Fall back? Listen, I’ve been falling back all year. The clock’s just catching up
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Welcome to November. I expect Mariah Carey to kick down the door any second.
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Another day, another “what the fuck am I doing?”
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM