emsocake.bsky.social
@emsocake.bsky.social
Baltimore, MD
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Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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If you're pissed off at the NYT, here's your chance to put my money where your mouth is.

This long weekend, I will donate $0.50 to @thecity.nyc for each of:
- every new Bluesky follower I get
- every new Bluesky follower THEY get
- everyone who reposts this post
July 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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We need *mass* mobilization in the U.S. right now, and I think that people who are somehow still focused on sneering at Perfidious Wine Mom Liberals are profoundly unserious
The people railing about Cowardly Liberals right now really don’t seem to understand how I bet at least 90% of the people who show up to protest would self-identify as if you asked them about their political beliefs
June 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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hey guys - my son just had picture day at school and he’s really self-conscious about how his photo came out. sounds like some of the other kids were pretty mean to him :/

can we show him a little love in the replies? let him know he’s looking good?
June 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
June 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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i'm going to visit the North Ave mcdonalds and buy all of the hamburgers they have, create a rolling hamster globe out of the hamburgers, then roll my hamburger sphere directly into the the lion enclosure of the Baltimore Zoo

(Orioles not doing well)
i'm going to pull a lime scooter from the bottom of the inner harbor, restore it to working condition, and ride it straight into the shark enclosure of the National Aquarium (Orioles punt lineup did not result in victory)
i’m going to try to bite moving cars on pratt street (dean kremer concern edition)
April 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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[Karoline Leavitt saying the Librarian of Congress was fired for having books in the library] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen

*refreshes feed*

[The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen
May 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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“Every hour, every minute, every second that organizations aren’t properly funded, people die,” said Dave Fell, an outreach manager at the Behavioral Health Leadership Institute.

Read my latest piece for @baltbeat ⬇️

baltimorebeat.com/harm-reducti...
May 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A warehouse full of thousands of bobbleheads just nervously staring at each other
April 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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leftists love to scold libs for not embracing diversity of tactics; this is often fair, but it is rarely paired with an embrace of cringe lib shit, which is also diversity of tactics!!!!
April 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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soooo this is going to be a post that makes absolutely everyone unhappy:

black bloc is a part of diversity of tactics

handknit pussy hats are part of a diversity of tactics

voting is a part of diversity of tactics
Interesting thread, appreciate it. One area that I am not sure is addressed is that at least in certain parts of America we do have 'black bloc' wannabes that will co-opt these demonstrations with their own extreme goals and methods. Protecting against that takes a lot more than 'social conformity.'
April 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Watchin baseball
March 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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HEY BALTIMORE THIS IS NOT A DRILL, CHUCK SCHUMER WILL BE AT THE CENTRAL LIBRARY ON THE 17TH AT 7PM

SEE YOU THERE
March 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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american baltimore orioles fans in 2025
March 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I love Baltimore
February 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Then Brandon turned around and gave it to police!
They’re great at doing it in Baltimore. An example: grassroots organizers came together to put a measure on the ballot that would give a relatively small amount of money to residents who had a baby. Brandon Scott and the City Council killed it.
It's actually incredibly funny and reasonable and sensible that the Democrats have no idea how to organize themselves for direct action because they've marginalized, undermined, and removed everyone in the party who ever staged a protest 😂
February 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Les Enfants d’Ouranos (flipped), by JR, 2022
January 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Last month, the Banner in conjunction with the New York Times did an in depth report about a problematic Northwest Baltimore drug treatment program. We’ve learned that days later a cease and desist was issued by the state. By @AlissaZhu & @mercohn: www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/pu...
PHA Healthcare ordered to ‘cease and desist’ by state after Banner investigation
PHA Healthcare, a drug addiction treatment provider that enrolls hundreds of Medicaid patients in Maryland each year, has been ordered by the state health department to stop providing services to pati...
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
January 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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All, the Pasadena Humane Society is asking for donations - they're taking in animals right now, and are also preparing to evacuate if needed.

Please consider helping:
Eaton Fire Emergency
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give.pasadenahumane.org
January 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM