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dad jokes and emptiness all the way down. guillotine enthusiast.
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Algorithmic content feeds should be banned.
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Algorithmic content feeds should be banned.
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now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
Hey uh so if hypothetically an in-law defends a Nazi salute by mister musk and no one punches him in the face are we doing what Jesus would have wanted orrrrrr
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey uh so if hypothetically an in-law defends a Nazi salute by mister musk and no one punches him in the face are we doing what Jesus would have wanted orrrrrr
Saaaaaaaaame
all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Saaaaaaaaame
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Why do I hear this in The Muppets Theme Song?
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why do I hear this in The Muppets Theme Song?
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[email protected] : Do you think you could beat JD Vance in a head-to-head race for president, as polling suggests?
AOC: I would stomp him.
AOC: I would stomp him.
December 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
[email protected] : Do you think you could beat JD Vance in a head-to-head race for president, as polling suggests?
AOC: I would stomp him.
AOC: I would stomp him.
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I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”
Well this definitely interests me.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Well this definitely interests me.
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Jacob Bannon Substack launched
Jacobbannon.substack.com
I am documenting my experiences as we create a new Converge album, among other things. The latest entry "There Is Still So Much To Do" is available now.
If inclined, give it a read, thank you.
Jacobbannon.substack.com
I am documenting my experiences as we create a new Converge album, among other things. The latest entry "There Is Still So Much To Do" is available now.
If inclined, give it a read, thank you.
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Jacob Bannon Substack launched
Jacobbannon.substack.com
I am documenting my experiences as we create a new Converge album, among other things. The latest entry "There Is Still So Much To Do" is available now.
If inclined, give it a read, thank you.
Jacobbannon.substack.com
I am documenting my experiences as we create a new Converge album, among other things. The latest entry "There Is Still So Much To Do" is available now.
If inclined, give it a read, thank you.
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As I was saying
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
As I was saying
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Weirdly this would also have been true in 1970.
“I’m a Grok guy” tells you absolutely everything you need to know about a dude.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Weirdly this would also have been true in 1970.
@fwordleproblems.bsky.social SIGHTED
October 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@fwordleproblems.bsky.social SIGHTED
You know, I was the first one in the theater to cheer when the white house got blown up in Independence Day, and I really am not a patriotic kinda guy, but tearing down like a third of the white house feels a LITTLE wrong. That might also be because we aren't talking about the epstein files.
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You know, I was the first one in the theater to cheer when the white house got blown up in Independence Day, and I really am not a patriotic kinda guy, but tearing down like a third of the white house feels a LITTLE wrong. That might also be because we aren't talking about the epstein files.
Like, duh.
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.
Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Like, duh.
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Just talked with my wife, we are cancelling our Disney+ subscription. If you have one, I encourage you to do the same.
September 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just talked with my wife, we are cancelling our Disney+ subscription. If you have one, I encourage you to do the same.
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Second that vote. Now to settle in and watch the Yankees get their asses kicked on 9/11. (For the sweep!)
September 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Second that vote. Now to settle in and watch the Yankees get their asses kicked on 9/11. (For the sweep!)
You call it chronic venous insufficiency…. I call it KKKankles.
July 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You call it chronic venous insufficiency…. I call it KKKankles.
Ya know, I feel like if someone hadn’t bothered inventing email, things would have gone a lot more smoothly.
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ya know, I feel like if someone hadn’t bothered inventing email, things would have gone a lot more smoothly.
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Parents of baby/todd/preschoolers: The PBS Kids shows get overlooked bc they're not on Netflix or whatever, but they're by far the best/healthiest. Our kid has learned so much from Sesame St, Daniel Tiger, Let's Go Luna, Elenor Wonders Why, Carl the Collector. Free + now more accessible than ever ⬇️
PBS is now live on Prime — ad-free — and you don't need a subscription to watch.
This marks the first time this programming will be available *free* on a major streaming service.
Channels include PBS Drama, Documentaries, Kids + live feeds for 150 local stations
www.pbs.org/articles/str... #TVSky
This marks the first time this programming will be available *free* on a major streaming service.
Channels include PBS Drama, Documentaries, Kids + live feeds for 150 local stations
www.pbs.org/articles/str... #TVSky
Stream PBS and PBS KIDS Free on Prime Video
PBS and Amazon announced that more than 150 local PBS stations and the PBS KIDS Channel will launch ad-free as a Prime Video FAST offering. This marks the…
www.pbs.org
January 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Parents of baby/todd/preschoolers: The PBS Kids shows get overlooked bc they're not on Netflix or whatever, but they're by far the best/healthiest. Our kid has learned so much from Sesame St, Daniel Tiger, Let's Go Luna, Elenor Wonders Why, Carl the Collector. Free + now more accessible than ever ⬇️
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Most Black folks knew this nonsense was coming. It's wrong, but we've always had to hustle, so I feel like collectively we'll be all right. But I also can't help thinking that a whole lot of white people, deprived of the "DEI" excuse, are about to get a wake-up call about their own mediocrity.
January 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Most Black folks knew this nonsense was coming. It's wrong, but we've always had to hustle, so I feel like collectively we'll be all right. But I also can't help thinking that a whole lot of white people, deprived of the "DEI" excuse, are about to get a wake-up call about their own mediocrity.
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More sunflowers are turning ... We will see more media compliance and collaboration in the coming weeks and months, but hey, a little shame and mockery can still work wonders for now. (Until they don't care anymore, that's when you know the rules have been changed.)
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
More sunflowers are turning ... We will see more media compliance and collaboration in the coming weeks and months, but hey, a little shame and mockery can still work wonders for now. (Until they don't care anymore, that's when you know the rules have been changed.)
When someone does a Nazi salute in your presence, and you don’t beat that person into oblivion, you are also a Nazi. No grey areas. No context needed. If you can’t do it, find someone who can.
January 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When someone does a Nazi salute in your presence, and you don’t beat that person into oblivion, you are also a Nazi. No grey areas. No context needed. If you can’t do it, find someone who can.
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"If you're at a party with 10 people and 1 Nazi, you're at a party with 11 Nazis"
Remember that the next time your family member justifies why they voted for this.
They're Nazis. Don't look away from that fact, or they will win.
Remember that the next time your family member justifies why they voted for this.
They're Nazis. Don't look away from that fact, or they will win.
January 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"If you're at a party with 10 people and 1 Nazi, you're at a party with 11 Nazis"
Remember that the next time your family member justifies why they voted for this.
They're Nazis. Don't look away from that fact, or they will win.
Remember that the next time your family member justifies why they voted for this.
They're Nazis. Don't look away from that fact, or they will win.