Sam
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anything other than the brown sugar cinnamon, strawberry, and blueberry flavors are hedonistic self-indulgence. sodom and gomorrah were destroyed for less
Ok ok it's relevant:
Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
anything other than the brown sugar cinnamon, strawberry, and blueberry flavors are hedonistic self-indulgence. sodom and gomorrah were destroyed for less
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Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.
"Woke is ruining D&D". Meanwhile Dimension 20, one of the wokest real play shows around, just sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl for live shows and brings armies of new players to RPGs.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO APPLE PIE" or "GO PUMPKIN PIE!" I'm yelling "GO GOBBLE GOBBLE and the rule of thanksgiving law!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO APPLE PIE" or "GO PUMPKIN PIE!" I'm yelling "GO GOBBLE GOBBLE and the rule of thanksgiving law!"
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like, why would any democrat compromise with the GOP right now? you have a once in a millennium upper hand. every member of trump’s admin who opened that file is complicit. go after them. open investigations. have hearings. say it on the news every night. do something other than roll over for once.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
like, why would any democrat compromise with the GOP right now? you have a once in a millennium upper hand. every member of trump’s admin who opened that file is complicit. go after them. open investigations. have hearings. say it on the news every night. do something other than roll over for once.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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every time I'm forced to ride in aTesla opening the door feels like a Saw trap
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
every time I'm forced to ride in aTesla opening the door feels like a Saw trap
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libs don't go post up outside of Saddleback Church and do change my view debate videos because nobody fucking pays them six figures, plus a camera crew, plus security, to do so
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
libs don't go post up outside of Saddleback Church and do change my view debate videos because nobody fucking pays them six figures, plus a camera crew, plus security, to do so
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this guy may well be the most despicable and cretinous degenerate the perverts at yale law have ever cultivated and that is saying a whole awful lot
September 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
this guy may well be the most despicable and cretinous degenerate the perverts at yale law have ever cultivated and that is saying a whole awful lot
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TPUSA is way better understood as a mentorship program for conservative students and Republican donors than as a youth movement
Just because I saw someone mention it: There’s no reason to think that TPUSA/Kirk had a significant effect on the 2024 election. The turnout operation was non-existent and claims that they/he are the central (or even a major) cause of young voters moving right aren’t backed by any actual evidence.
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
TPUSA is way better understood as a mentorship program for conservative students and Republican donors than as a youth movement
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FIRE EMBLEM WELCOME BACK
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
FIRE EMBLEM WELCOME BACK
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Did the president murder unarmed civilians in a fishing boat or did the ocean boiling lying machine we've built our whole economy around make it up
September 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Did the president murder unarmed civilians in a fishing boat or did the ocean boiling lying machine we've built our whole economy around make it up
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The UK is imposing a trans bathroom ban by fiat and it's being done by their equivalent of the Democrats.
Trans men will be banned from all bathrooms and facilities because they're banned from the men's for being AFAB while being banned from the women's for looking like men and "causing alarm."
Trans men will be banned from all bathrooms and facilities because they're banned from the men's for being AFAB while being banned from the women's for looking like men and "causing alarm."
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The UK is imposing a trans bathroom ban by fiat and it's being done by their equivalent of the Democrats.
Trans men will be banned from all bathrooms and facilities because they're banned from the men's for being AFAB while being banned from the women's for looking like men and "causing alarm."
Trans men will be banned from all bathrooms and facilities because they're banned from the men's for being AFAB while being banned from the women's for looking like men and "causing alarm."
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By a vote of 27-17, Senate Democrats voted to stop sending arms shipments to a Netanyahu government which has waged a horrific, immoral and illegal war against the Palestinian people.
The tide is turning.
Americans don't want to spend billions to starve children in Gaza.
The tide is turning.
Americans don't want to spend billions to starve children in Gaza.
July 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
By a vote of 27-17, Senate Democrats voted to stop sending arms shipments to a Netanyahu government which has waged a horrific, immoral and illegal war against the Palestinian people.
The tide is turning.
Americans don't want to spend billions to starve children in Gaza.
The tide is turning.
Americans don't want to spend billions to starve children in Gaza.
petition to ban the term "aftercare" from corporate docs. I should not have to do a double take during an 8am cs call!!
July 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
petition to ban the term "aftercare" from corporate docs. I should not have to do a double take during an 8am cs call!!
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
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SCOTUS is aiming to undo birthright citizenship and the VRA and keeps gutting the first amendment, while GOP is set to pass a bill that outlaws green energy and kills medicare, so Hakeem is ready to do what must be done: direct all fire at the charismatic leftist promising better through solidarity
Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
June 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
SCOTUS is aiming to undo birthright citizenship and the VRA and keeps gutting the first amendment, while GOP is set to pass a bill that outlaws green energy and kills medicare, so Hakeem is ready to do what must be done: direct all fire at the charismatic leftist promising better through solidarity
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New column from me on the bizarre performance art that is "morning routine" videos from manosphere influencers and the unique madness of the modern age. The article is free and ad-free, on 1-900-HOTDOG:
1900hotdog.com/2025/06/upse...
1900hotdog.com/2025/06/upse...
June 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
New column from me on the bizarre performance art that is "morning routine" videos from manosphere influencers and the unique madness of the modern age. The article is free and ad-free, on 1-900-HOTDOG:
1900hotdog.com/2025/06/upse...
1900hotdog.com/2025/06/upse...
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Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
June 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
