Euler’s Secret Identity
@eulerspsuedonym.bsky.social
One must name everything in math after the second to discover it, because the first is always Euler
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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We've lost our posting way. I've been getting insane replies for fifteen years.
Don't wish harm, send the pig pooping on its own balls instead
Don't wish harm, send the pig pooping on its own balls instead
August 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
We've lost our posting way. I've been getting insane replies for fifteen years.
Don't wish harm, send the pig pooping on its own balls instead
Don't wish harm, send the pig pooping on its own balls instead
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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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Also all of Republican policy is easily explained by them not knowing what the current year is or what year anything happened.
MULLIN: There was a sweetheart plea deal that was struck in 2009 under Obama
TAPPER: No. It was 2008. The US attorney was Alex Acosta. He was a Bush appointee. He went on to become Trump's secretary of labor
M: Who was in office at the time?
T: Bush
M: No. Obama was in office
TAPPER: Not true
TAPPER: No. It was 2008. The US attorney was Alex Acosta. He was a Bush appointee. He went on to become Trump's secretary of labor
M: Who was in office at the time?
T: Bush
M: No. Obama was in office
TAPPER: Not true
July 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Also all of Republican policy is easily explained by them not knowing what the current year is or what year anything happened.
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I was given an ultimatum.
July 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I was given an ultimatum.
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leaked unused #DeathStranding cutscene
July 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
leaked unused #DeathStranding cutscene
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Finally punishing Ea-nāṣir for his crimes of cut rate copper deliveries
July 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Finally punishing Ea-nāṣir for his crimes of cut rate copper deliveries
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I think it's really important to mock and ridicule the people responsible for all these American crimes. That's not because what they're doing is funny or lighthearted; it's because poking at their deepest insecurities and exposing them to public shame is absolutely essential to winning this fight.
July 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I think it's really important to mock and ridicule the people responsible for all these American crimes. That's not because what they're doing is funny or lighthearted; it's because poking at their deepest insecurities and exposing them to public shame is absolutely essential to winning this fight.
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
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shadow doge playtest image
June 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
shadow doge playtest image
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this is a good time to remember that conservatives only ever want to be in more left leaning spaces to get reactions out of people, if enough people block them they’ll get bored and leave
June 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
this is a good time to remember that conservatives only ever want to be in more left leaning spaces to get reactions out of people, if enough people block them they’ll get bored and leave
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A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
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The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason
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The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason
Here at The Hard Times, a lot of us fancy ourselves to be sort of armchair history buffs. As we’re fond of saying around the office, “There’s nothing illegal about being an armchair history buff.” We’...
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May 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason
thehardtimes.net/blog/the-har...
thehardtimes.net/blog/the-har...
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One of the cool things about having spent my whole adult life studying falling empires and political collapse is that you can pinpoint moments that sum up the changing state of affairs. Trump claiming "I run the country and the world" is one of them. If it were true, you wouldn't have to say it.
April 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
One of the cool things about having spent my whole adult life studying falling empires and political collapse is that you can pinpoint moments that sum up the changing state of affairs. Trump claiming "I run the country and the world" is one of them. If it were true, you wouldn't have to say it.
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REPORT: Biden Officials Admit They Never Pressured Israel for Ceasefire, as Israeli Leaders Boast of Playing Washington
Here’s what the investigation revealed: 🧵⬇️
Here’s what the investigation revealed: 🧵⬇️
April 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
REPORT: Biden Officials Admit They Never Pressured Israel for Ceasefire, as Israeli Leaders Boast of Playing Washington
Here’s what the investigation revealed: 🧵⬇️
Here’s what the investigation revealed: 🧵⬇️
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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My first real interaction with Noah Smith was him telling me - just after I’d finished writing a book on the Reformation - that rulers picking their religion only happened after 1648, which he “proved” by linking to the Wikipedia page of the Peace of Westphalia. It’s who he’d always been.
April 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My first real interaction with Noah Smith was him telling me - just after I’d finished writing a book on the Reformation - that rulers picking their religion only happened after 1648, which he “proved” by linking to the Wikipedia page of the Peace of Westphalia. It’s who he’d always been.
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I didn’t vote for Kamala Harris and literally nothing anyone could have done in the last year could or would have enabled me to do so.
really just beyond belief that anti-Democratic Party leftists would get cold feet about accelerationism lmao what do you people actually stand for
April 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I didn’t vote for Kamala Harris and literally nothing anyone could have done in the last year could or would have enabled me to do so.
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rt if you're a sissy cosmopolitan and proud
There is a great shame among liberals and leftists alike that they do not work low wage factory jobs or live in rural towns because that is Real America, and their PMC jobs just make them sissy cosmopolitans. This is also pretty gendered too.
the post-left weirdos who turned into nazis because the chapo guys weren't liking their replies are all posting that working a low wage factory job is actually great. all of these guys work IT jobs at best or are NEET types living in their parent's house at worst.
April 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
rt if you're a sissy cosmopolitan and proud
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when mom asks me who ate all the rhubarb pie
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when mom asks me who ate all the rhubarb pie