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She was a sheepy girl she said I'm so eepy girl
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
She was a sheepy girl she said I'm so eepy girl
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Play Final Fantasy Tactics.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Play Final Fantasy Tactics.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
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everyone on tv is always oh no don't put me in a retirement home. not me. put me in now. I want to press the medical emergency button to ask for a hamburger and act confused when they yell at me
May 27, 2024 at 6:59 AM
everyone on tv is always oh no don't put me in a retirement home. not me. put me in now. I want to press the medical emergency button to ask for a hamburger and act confused when they yell at me
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At the store thinking size M means Male and getting mad at S and L shirts because it's new genders
May 12, 2024 at 7:30 PM
At the store thinking size M means Male and getting mad at S and L shirts because it's new genders
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When the Wii was revealed during Nintendo's E3 2005 showcase they didn't have a functional hardware prototype so the device Satoru Iwata showed to the crowd was an empty shell
May 13, 2024 at 8:53 PM
When the Wii was revealed during Nintendo's E3 2005 showcase they didn't have a functional hardware prototype so the device Satoru Iwata showed to the crowd was an empty shell
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The M on Mario's hat actually stands for misogyny. Still think he's cool?
May 2, 2024 at 2:37 AM
The M on Mario's hat actually stands for misogyny. Still think he's cool?
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My wife is vegetarian and our 4yo daughter is mostly vegetarian (chicken nuggets and turkey corn dogs get a pass), and we’re watching old Looney Tunes and I’ve never noticed how most of them are about somebody trying to eat somebody
April 30, 2024 at 4:28 AM
My wife is vegetarian and our 4yo daughter is mostly vegetarian (chicken nuggets and turkey corn dogs get a pass), and we’re watching old Looney Tunes and I’ve never noticed how most of them are about somebody trying to eat somebody
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They simply do not make denim like this anymore
April 27, 2024 at 6:59 PM
They simply do not make denim like this anymore
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leggo my eggo is the only company slogan i can think of that starts in medias res. no time to get your bearings, you're already in a fight for this waffle
August 12, 2023 at 12:56 AM
leggo my eggo is the only company slogan i can think of that starts in medias res. no time to get your bearings, you're already in a fight for this waffle
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Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate.
April 14, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate.
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i dare you to say “sorry i was just eating some combos” next time you shake hands w someone new
April 12, 2024 at 11:53 PM
i dare you to say “sorry i was just eating some combos” next time you shake hands w someone new
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Hey when Billy Joel says “it’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday” in Piano Man, why does he say that? Is Saturday night the slow night for that bar? That’s absurd.
April 7, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Hey when Billy Joel says “it’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday” in Piano Man, why does he say that? Is Saturday night the slow night for that bar? That’s absurd.