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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 1d

Their shamelessness is their superpower.

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 2d

Two wrongs don't make a right. Another two might though, don't give up.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 4d

my uber is here

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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 5d

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5d

NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah, by four skin divers!

a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss

ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 7d

If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 7d

Thanks for specifying.

Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 7d

Obscene.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 8d

*sigh* I guess I’ll have to get an Android if I want to see videos on Bluesky that don’t freeze halfway through.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 8d

Oh look, it’s Milquetoast & Pantywaist.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 8d

JFC

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 8d

a man in a striped shirt is smiling and saying `` what '' .

ALT: a man in a striped shirt is smiling and saying `` what '' .

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 9d

change is good unless it’s pennies fuck those little alloyed bastards

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 9d

What’s your sign

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 10d

Thanks to microplastics, my balls are recyclable.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · Aug 21

The meek no longer want the earth thanks.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 9d

Ya know, after all the hype, 5G is not all that.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11d

I'd enjoy a shower more if I had backup singers.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · Dec 18

Many don’t know about the condiment dispensers behind their A/V receivers.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 11d

A poo with a view.

Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 12d

Now I can’t unsee it.

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 12d

Tired: saxophonist

Wired: violinist

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 12d

Just look how far we've progressed in 80 years, all the concentration camps have wifi

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 12d

Subtly downgrade a band

Fountain of Wayne

Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 12d

Subtly downgrade a band

Duran

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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 13d

Yes, it’s really her.

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