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🎉This begins today! 🌈

Three days gay of cozy queer cuties. Everything from LEGO and art to games of all kinds. Come find a new space you'll love or even just enjoy some friendly background noise.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Streamer Spotlight: @faunandgames.bsky.social

Is there anything as cozy and chill as curling up with a book? Well, join Faun this Sunday as they play Tiny Bookshop and help people find new books.

Sunday December 28th
6-9pm EST / 11pm-2am GMT
twitch.tv/faunandgames
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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One of my favorite things about Christmas is "Carol of the Bells". Few songs whip ass as much as Carol of the Bells. Almost every version of Carol of the Bells whips ass. Classical, techno, pop, accordion, hurdy gurdy, Carol of the Bells always whips ass.
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Hey! How was your weekend? I have some funny stories 😏 so get in here for chats before we return to playing more of Pokemon Legends ZA DLC Mega Diension!

Twitch.tv/FaunAndGames
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Going live for Day 6 of #Stumptmas!

Starting with Silksong but already ready for the Shiny Fossil Hunt later with @legendofnyx.bsky.social and @mattcaulder.com !

Twitch.tv/FaunAndGames
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂

For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!

Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.

blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
Blikada
blikada.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Hey gentle reminder I am fundraising for Feeding America. $1 = 10 meals for families in need. Anything helps. No one should have to starve. NO ONE

tiltify.com/@legendofnyx...
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Drew Toshiro Mifune tonight.
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Dandadan (2025)
my balls have been STOLEN
my balls are currently on loan to the louvre
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This is probably the most vulnerable story that's been published on @crossplayblog.bsky.social. I'm honored to be sharing Stephanie Morse's journey of how games have provided comfort and escape through many frustrating years of trying to conceive a child. www.crossplay.news/p/how-video-...
What Video Games Have Given Me While Struggling to Conceive
The endless repetition of trying to have a baby means living life in a state of limbo between two timelines. Video games have helped.
www.crossplay.news
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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the trans music archive has announced a residency for 2 trans bands/artists at their recording studio in NY, plus a $1000 stipend www.transmusicarchive.org/residency
Figure 8 Recording Residency 2025 — Trans Music Archive
www.transmusicarchive.org
September 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 7:04 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.
August 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor.

Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social

newrepublic.com/article/1996...
The Political Awakening of the Oyster Farmer Gunning for Susan Collins
Graham Platner’s campaign launch has been a sudden sensation. But what he’s building now is rooted in the work of a lifetime.
newrepublic.com
August 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Arco is the cheapest it has ever been in Steam! 50% off!

Best chance to get a game that many have called good, even great!

Go check our publisher's sale and grab it with many other cool games!

store.steampowered.com/sale/panicsa...
August 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Between a "No Other Land" crew mate filming himself being killed by a settler, to a journalist being killed by airstrikes he was covering minutes earlier, I'm not sure how much more televised Israel's genocide can be
August 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The Sniper
August 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM