Chris the Hat Man
@fanofhats.bsky.social
Baseball. Orioles. Guitar. Bass guitar. Godzilla. Gamera. Horror movies. Hats, don't forget I like hats.
Sheeeiiiiiiiiiiit
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Sheeeiiiiiiiiiiit
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i wrote about the first time i went to the go-go and also how much i love dc
www.patreon.com/posts/146733...
www.patreon.com/posts/146733...
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i wrote about the first time i went to the go-go and also how much i love dc
www.patreon.com/posts/146733...
www.patreon.com/posts/146733...
Pretty easy going
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Pretty easy going
Me at my job when I just follow around the guys that are doing stuff but never actually do any stuff
In Minnetonka, Minnesota, a video captured dozens of ICE goons exiting a public library, escorting a single man during the “Metro Surge” operation.
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me at my job when I just follow around the guys that are doing stuff but never actually do any stuff
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
They made a Wonder Woman from Hell
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They made a Wonder Woman from Hell
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A blessed Rickey Henderson’s birthday to all who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A blessed Rickey Henderson’s birthday to all who celebrate
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my unruly teen is becoming a bluesman and dedicating his life to wandering around the mississippi delta with nothing but a guitar and his word instead of becoming a doctor
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
my unruly teen is becoming a bluesman and dedicating his life to wandering around the mississippi delta with nothing but a guitar and his word instead of becoming a doctor
A Crimsus Carol by Charles Dinkins
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
A Crimsus Carol by Charles Dinkins
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Empire Records is honestly an epic pile of shit of a movie. I own copies in multiple formats, and I always have it favorited on any streaming platform I find it on.
what’s the worst movie that you unironically like?
think something either somehow objectively bad or universally reviled or completely mediocre and forgotten
think something either somehow objectively bad or universally reviled or completely mediocre and forgotten
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Empire Records is honestly an epic pile of shit of a movie. I own copies in multiple formats, and I always have it favorited on any streaming platform I find it on.
My no-fun-at-parties take is that it's good to have fun at parties.
My no-fun-at-parties take is that "christmas is a secular holiday" is an uncomfortable way of assuring me that christianity is the status quo and everything outside of that is an aberration. Sorry! It's still a christian holiday!! Just because you're an atheist doesn't make it secular!
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My no-fun-at-parties take is that it's good to have fun at parties.
What if I say "X smus" instead?
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What if I say "X smus" instead?
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is so funny
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is so funny
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Bye Lor Slayyy 😔
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bye Lor Slayyy 😔
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The Shane Baz trade is fascinating, because it features multiple people that you would just naturally assume are from Australia that are not.
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Shane Baz trade is fascinating, because it features multiple people that you would just naturally assume are from Australia that are not.
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[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
Reached out about a job at some oddities museum. Haven't wanted a job this bad in a long time
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reached out about a job at some oddities museum. Haven't wanted a job this bad in a long time