Fauxnymous
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Fauxnymous
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Liars and brawlers are poor rhetoricians. Political violence is intellectual impotence. Say no to MAGA. Say yes to NATO, Ukraine, the US Constitution. Nuclear power is the best of bad options. “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”. #LeftPlusCenter beats MAGA. MDNI.
Political violence exposes intellectual impotence.
September 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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"He reviled, belittled, and demeaned large numbers of my fellow Americans, but he was quite cordial to me" sets my teeth on edge.
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Charlie Kirk's political and social opinions are hateful garbage. And he has the same right as anyone else to express them without fear of being shot. Political violence suppresses all free speech, not just the stuff we agree with.
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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“If we choose to fight one another instead of the problem of political violence itself, we will have failed. Let this be the moment when we refuse to be divided, when we prove that our disagreements will be fought with ballots and arguments, never with bullets.”

open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
From Tragedy to Resolve: Rejecting Political Violence After Orem
A call to protect free debate and reject vengeance
open.substack.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Don’t think about Trump’s card to Epstein. Instead, think about drones over Poland. Card? What card?
September 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The moment he named his platform “Truth Social” we were headed this way.
August 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The plot of my life is being written by someone who clearly doesn't like me.
August 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Don't you love it when everything in your body breaks down all at once? C'mon. You know I don't have the money to fix all of you.
August 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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This is A+ trolling
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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We’re not getting there. We are there.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
August 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.

“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”

National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.

A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
August 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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The fact that Trans service members who are forced to leave the military are being denied early retirement pension if they are 15-19 years in, is angering and should anger all Americans.

Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.
August 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Good morning!

Trump is the opposite of manly. Beta

He wears makeup. He whines non-stop. He’s always a poor victim. He dodged the draft. He have never served anything noble. He’s desperate for approval. He smells like the inside of a warm prison on the bayou, he hikes his pants up high
August 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Small-town people, what's your favorite small-town "scandal" from where you're from?

Mine's the time a local constable had a stomach ache, bought some Pepto, went back to his car, unclasped his belt and started shaking the Pepto bottle and someone called the cops on him for masturbating in his car.
August 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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A man who screamed “Kill ’em!” at police during the January 6 riot now works for the Department of Justice. And the DOJ says they “appreciate his contributions.”

If you’re not chilled by that, you’re not paying attention.

adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/the-doj-ju...
The DOJ Just Hired a Man Who Cheered for Cops to Be Killed
He called Capitol police “Nazis” and screamed “Kill ’em!” Now he’s working at the Department of Justice.
adamkinzinger.substack.com
August 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Today, habeas corpus was accidentally deleted from the US Constitution; the Library of Congress said it was a coding error/glitch. Though it is back now, we should not think we are out of the woods.
August 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Tens of thousands of cornflowers in a field in Wicken. Research shows that the sight of them will help you recover from sources of stress more quickly & boost dopamine release in your brain, lifting your mood…in case you need it just now:
August 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Where are the demands for town halls? Did the Democratic Party just forget?
August 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The problem with being wealthy is that I’m not.
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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🚨Unearthed footage shows Trump bragging about hiring a teenage girl because she was “so pretty.” When a woman asks to be a flight attendant on his jet, he says, “You can work on my plane anytime,” then calls it a “death wish”—comparing himself to an alcoholic around Scotch.
August 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I’m seeing people say they can’t believe a centrist like Summers would say this and that’s how you know it’s bad. But it’s worth remembering Trump recently deflected on Epstein by saying to check out Clinton and Summers.

Summers is right but his sudden sense of urgency probably has other motives.
Larry Summers: "This is way beyond anything Nixon ever did ... this is the stuff of democracies giving way to authoritarianism. Firing statisticians goes with threatening the heads of newspapers, launching assaults on universities, launching assaults on law firms. This is really scary stuff."
August 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM