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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 17h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 1d

CLUE is, in many ways, one of our best games about how we’d all like any excuse to wander around other people’s houses checking for weird shit.

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 1d

good afternoon

I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · Apr 20

Yes, in both directions

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1d

Wow I guess he really is the progressive hero all those dipshits said he was when they tried ramming him down our throats

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Reacher from the Jack Lagoon @daltondeschain.com · 1d

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Felicity!!! @felicityflex.bsky.social · 1d

Taking my Italian Blockers, call that antipasta

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thrilled salmon @thrilledsalmon.bsky.social · 5d

The jay bluesky lady is in the early stages of the disease where after 6 months you publish a “why I left the left” op-ed where you explain that the reason you hate immigrants now is because a diaperfur called you a censorious quisling in your social media comments

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 6d

Amazing breakfast this morning. I love waffles

Waffle with berries & powdered sugar on floral plate

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 6d

ok so customer support is safe but this is basically an extinction level event for middle managers as a class

Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 8d

"i just use it to generate ideas"

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 7d

What DHS pulled in Chicago on Tuesday is wildly unconstitutional. They smashed down almost every door in the building, dragged entire families into the street, and detained people for hours ("Kavanaugh stops").

Ms. Fisher was held for five hours and another senior citizen was held for three hours.

Rodrick Johnson, 67, is one of many residents who were detained by federal agents during the South Shore raid. A U.S. citizen, he said agents broke through his door and dragged him out in zip ties.

Johnson said he was left tied up outside the building for nearly three hours before agents finally let him go.

“I asked [agents] why they were holding me if I was an American citizen, and they said I had to wait until they looked me up,” Jones said. “I asked if they had a warrant, and I asked for a lawyer. They never brought one.”

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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 7d

University of Washington - Piece of shit disrupts Psych 210 (The Diversity of Human Sexuality) throwing up nazi salutes, yelling Heil Hitler, and calling everyone “retarded degenerates” and “fags"

The professor, Dr. Nicole McNichols, and her class
👏DO
👏NOT
👏PLAY
👏THAT
👏GAME

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Crow 🌿 @crowlines.net · 7d

How my beasts look at me after following me around and I say "can I help you?"

doodle of a googly eyed cat staring with a vacant but happy expression

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 7d

you can tell the military is pissed when they dont even feel the need to filter this shit through the warthunder forums first

Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 7d

immediately leaks, ofc

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Pentagon plans widespread random polygraphs, NDAs to stanch leaks

The Pentagon is planning to require thousands of uniformed and civilian officials to sign nondisclosure agreements and submit to random polygraph testing.

www.washingtonpost.com

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 7d

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

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Dan Warren's Greatest Hits.m3u @danlwarren.bsky.social · 9d

That poor bastard

A poster saying “one Australian has a heart attack or stroke every four minutes”

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 9d

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 9d

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 9d

hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.

"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians not directly taking part in hostilities, even if they are believed to be smuggling drugs."

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onion person @junlper.beer · 9d

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10d

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch

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COUPON CODE: RECESSION50 @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10d

Every once in awhile I’ll be researching for @killthecomputer.com and discover some insane pervert on the tertiary of making the world a worse place, but I don’t think I have ever found a bigger gem than “Robert W. Monster” an award winning diaper marketing exec who hosted several racist web forums

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Felicity!!! @felicityflex.bsky.social · 11d

Getting bottom surgery in my medbed will be so nice ☺️

Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · 11d

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12d

Early transition Alex still looking like a boy with stubble balances a pill of estradiol on her thumb and asks herself "I wonder what the biggest change on estrogen will be." Alex pops the pill on her tongue. She says "I no longer care for the movies of Quentin Tarantino." A look of passionate sadness comes over her face and she continues "except for Jackie Brown, which I relate to even more."

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merritt @merrittk.com · 12d

my boys are very gradually coming along. i think this is the most models i've ever batch painted

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 13d

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

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Felicity!!! @felicityflex.bsky.social · 14d

This is like when Russia was faking evidence for some Ukrainian plot and instead of putting sim cards in they put in copies of The Sims.
Or I guess like one of those 'cake fails' images.
"What should they say on em?"
"Uh... Something anti-ICE..."
"you got it boss"

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14d

Hours after a shooting of ICE detainees, the FBI says “early evidence” of messages on the rounds are “anti-ICE in nature.”

Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”

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