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Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
July 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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He was such a good actor in Home Alone as well. It’s a shame when your heroes fail you.
July 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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imagine being a petty thief thinking you're just stealing some random person's purse and later realizing it belonged to the secretary of homeland security lol
April 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Just think lads, this time next week we can all still be in bed instead of at work. It’s been a long slog, but the bank holidays are coming.
April 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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While I have quite a long list of singers I am keen to see launched into space, I am wondering if we're absolutely locked in to bringing them back.
April 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The latest crazy just proves what we all know. They are discussing everything on Signal to avoid any discovery or FOIA or archival laws. So illegal but here we are.
March 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I got your waste, fraud, and abuse right here
March 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Spring daffs 🤩
March 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Aaaaaaand we're off. I'm back on the IWD shitposting wagon.

Get involved! See some corporate hypocrisy? Call it out. Or drop me a link and I'll do it.
March 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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#AsEver #LoveWins with Harry and Meghan
March 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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🔴‘Unconfirmed Reports’ and the Weasel Words That Accelerate Misinformation

Phrases once used by responsible journalists to highlight gaps in their knowledge, are now being used to spread misinformation for clicks, writes @bearlypolitics.co.uk

www.bylinesupplement.com/p/unconfirme...
‘Unconfirmed Reports’ and the Weasel Words That Accelerate Misinformation
Phrases once used by responsible journalists to highlight gaps in their knowledge, are now being used to spread misinformation for clicks, writes The Bear
www.bylinesupplement.com
February 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Forget mortgage rates, I think we should start judging the cost of living on the price of Mini Eggs, what do you mean it’s £1.65 a bag? Be real.
February 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Stupid take of the day
February 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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pretty sure President Kamala wouldn't be calling for the expulsion of all Palestinians from Gaza but what the hell do I know
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Excellent nominative determinism here 😸😸
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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🔴Reform UK Limited: The Political Business Brought to You by Billionaires

Despite its wealthy backers and blanket media coverage, few have peered under the bonnet of Reform UK. It’s time to take a look at its backers

bylinetimes.com/2024/01/18/r...
Reform UK Limited: The Political Business Brought to You by Billionaires
Despite its wealthy backers and blanket media coverage, few have peered under the bonnet of Reform UK. It's time to take a look at its backers.
bylinetimes.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.
January 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Pretty sure it's not up to women to "think carefully" about taking a higher-paid job than their partner. It's up to their partner to get the fuck over himself and be pleased for her.
January 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I guess you could call me a woman in STEM (Sleepy, Tired, Exhausted, Mostly ready for bed)
January 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just had to de-ice my car with a credit card ❄️
January 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM