Fib
@fib.monster
Pesky enby imp-cat, fiend with benefits.
"He" or "they". Alt of Soli, Drat. PFP by @booshieboo.bsky.social
"He" or "they". Alt of Soli, Drat. PFP by @booshieboo.bsky.social
How’m I supposed to sneak around in this :c
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
How’m I supposed to sneak around in this :c
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To Bluesky, Telegram, Signal, and every single software/app developer ever, from now until the end of time:
No. I do NOT want to import my contacts. I will NEVER want to import my contacts. My contacts have my phone number so they can call/text me - that's it, full stop, the end.
No. I do NOT want to import my contacts. I will NEVER want to import my contacts. My contacts have my phone number so they can call/text me - that's it, full stop, the end.
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
To Bluesky, Telegram, Signal, and every single software/app developer ever, from now until the end of time:
No. I do NOT want to import my contacts. I will NEVER want to import my contacts. My contacts have my phone number so they can call/text me - that's it, full stop, the end.
No. I do NOT want to import my contacts. I will NEVER want to import my contacts. My contacts have my phone number so they can call/text me - that's it, full stop, the end.
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*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
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I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
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He needs a name, right?
I propose
Jean-Loup
Which, amazingly, is actually a valid French name that exists!
I propose
Jean-Loup
Which, amazingly, is actually a valid French name that exists!
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
He needs a name, right?
I propose
Jean-Loup
Which, amazingly, is actually a valid French name that exists!
I propose
Jean-Loup
Which, amazingly, is actually a valid French name that exists!
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having an emotional reaction to big straw wolf sculpture
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
having an emotional reaction to big straw wolf sculpture
I was gifted a … generously sized pot of harissa recently, so I’ve been cooking with it a lot so I don’t have to throw any out. This is a pretty good recipe for it www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes... (though I don’t respect recipes, therefore switched out the sausages for turkey and added garlic)
Vegan spicy sausage casserole recipe
This hearty vegan casserole is designed to use up the odds and ends in your fridge – pop in any leftover beans or chickpeas, tomatoes and spice paste.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I was gifted a … generously sized pot of harissa recently, so I’ve been cooking with it a lot so I don’t have to throw any out. This is a pretty good recipe for it www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes... (though I don’t respect recipes, therefore switched out the sausages for turkey and added garlic)
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From today's @financialtimes.com #cop30
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
From today's @financialtimes.com #cop30
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Contrast this with the response of a president who was an actual decent human being.
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Contrast this with the response of a president who was an actual decent human being.
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Dead Kid's Dad: They told me you'd be here. I found this in Josh's room. I think it belongs to you.
Wes: Our ski trip… He forgot his sweater so he borrowed one of mine.
DKD: I figured it was yours. Josh used to call you "the Ugly Sweater Kid"
Wes: Our ski trip… He forgot his sweater so he borrowed one of mine.
DKD: I figured it was yours. Josh used to call you "the Ugly Sweater Kid"
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dead Kid's Dad: They told me you'd be here. I found this in Josh's room. I think it belongs to you.
Wes: Our ski trip… He forgot his sweater so he borrowed one of mine.
DKD: I figured it was yours. Josh used to call you "the Ugly Sweater Kid"
Wes: Our ski trip… He forgot his sweater so he borrowed one of mine.
DKD: I figured it was yours. Josh used to call you "the Ugly Sweater Kid"
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November 3, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Unfortunately I can’t find it on the internet anymore so instead let me offer the best AMV of all time
youtu.be/ypGWEXFpxyA
youtu.be/ypGWEXFpxyA
Jinnai and the Bugrom AMV
YouTube video by KagatoAMV
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Unfortunately I can’t find it on the internet anymore so instead let me offer the best AMV of all time
youtu.be/ypGWEXFpxyA
youtu.be/ypGWEXFpxyA
Ok that’s twice this week I’ve needed to use spray-on plaster. Slow your sharp things roll, Fib, ouch 😺
August 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Ok that’s twice this week I’ve needed to use spray-on plaster. Slow your sharp things roll, Fib, ouch 😺
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Getting done with my queue so I'm opening up for more work!
RT's appreciated~
Prices, Order form, examples at -->
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Cheers! #furry #furrycommissions #furryart
RT's appreciated~
Prices, Order form, examples at -->
mustachesal.carrd.co
Cheers! #furry #furrycommissions #furryart
August 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Getting done with my queue so I'm opening up for more work!
RT's appreciated~
Prices, Order form, examples at -->
mustachesal.carrd.co
Cheers! #furry #furrycommissions #furryart
RT's appreciated~
Prices, Order form, examples at -->
mustachesal.carrd.co
Cheers! #furry #furrycommissions #furryart
Oh no, I saw a license plate that reminded me of the Bagger 288, long may we escape its eternally baleful and malicious eye. www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEv...
Bagger 288!
YouTube video by Rathergood
www.youtube.com
August 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oh no, I saw a license plate that reminded me of the Bagger 288, long may we escape its eternally baleful and malicious eye. www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEv...
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
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Leaving aside all the ethics of AI fashion models... did no-one look at this before printing??? Just try to work out where her knees are and how they're connected to her feet and hips. Bizarre to choose a zigzag dress that's just going to emphasise any weird contours too
I thought the worst thing about it was the ridiculous hyper-airbrushed texture we’ve come to expect from this nonsense technology and then I saw the actual full ad and apparently this fake woman made of environmental ruin and stolen art is about eight feet tall
July 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Leaving aside all the ethics of AI fashion models... did no-one look at this before printing??? Just try to work out where her knees are and how they're connected to her feet and hips. Bizarre to choose a zigzag dress that's just going to emphasise any weird contours too
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OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia
write to your MPs.
write to your MPs.
July 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia
write to your MPs.
write to your MPs.
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The Mayo Clinic called. Your test results are ready. They said you're absolutely full of mayo
July 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Mayo Clinic called. Your test results are ready. They said you're absolutely full of mayo
I’m so happy Strange New Worlds is back in my life.
July 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m so happy Strange New Worlds is back in my life.
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
theonion.com
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia