The funeral will last seven and a half hours, after which it will restart
Tarr's films were long, dark, and often abstract explorations of everyday life and politics. n.pr/4pqwEcG
Hungarian filmmaker Béla Tarr — known for bleak, existential movies — has died
Tarr's films were long, dark, and often abstract explorations of everyday life and politics.
n.pr
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The funeral will last seven and a half hours, after which it will restart
Ashlo Babbins? The bad guy from The Ring?
if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Ashlo Babbins? The bad guy from The Ring?
Tell me Michigan football hasn't changed without telling me Michigan football hasn't changed
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Tell me Michigan football hasn't changed without telling me Michigan football hasn't changed
In Soviet Russia, year ends YOU!
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
In Soviet Russia, year ends YOU!
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The Stannard Rock Lighthouse sits atop an underwater mountain in Lake Superior, marking a reef area that's dangerous for freighters and other boat traffic.
Michigan lighthouse known as ‘Loneliest Place in the World’ just had one of blizzard’s highest wind gusts
The Stannard Rock Lighthouse sits atop an underwater mountain in Lake Superior, marking a reef area that's dangerous for freighters and other boat traffic.
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December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The Stannard Rock Lighthouse sits atop an underwater mountain in Lake Superior, marking a reef area that's dangerous for freighters and other boat traffic.
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Merry Christmas to everyone ignoring text messages from their coworkers and bosses
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone ignoring text messages from their coworkers and bosses
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The Ypsilanti Water Tower bestows its Yuletide blessings upon thee.
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The Ypsilanti Water Tower bestows its Yuletide blessings upon thee.
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An Advent calendar where every day is another photo of someone famous laughing with Jeffrey Epstein.
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
An Advent calendar where every day is another photo of someone famous laughing with Jeffrey Epstein.
Hey Siri, show me a metaphor for Ford's strategy in the EV market
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hey Siri, show me a metaphor for Ford's strategy in the EV market
please donate to keep our fundraiser going
December 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
please donate to keep our fundraiser going
TIL about Colma, CA, a town with 2,000 residents and an estimated 1.5 million dead bodies buried, making it a modern American necropolis
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
TIL about Colma, CA, a town with 2,000 residents and an estimated 1.5 million dead bodies buried, making it a modern American necropolis
I'm hurt about the mass shooting in Australia.
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm hurt about the mass shooting in Australia.
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been having a tough time lately nana
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
been having a tough time lately nana
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
The Inuit have over 800 words for snow, and all of them are expletives.
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Inuit have over 800 words for snow, and all of them are expletives.
I've met Shri Thanedar. He's got a good biography, seems like a mensch, and it's nice to see him defending the rule of law.
Rep. Thanedar has filed two articles of impeachment against Hegseth, one for "murder and conspiracy to murder" and the other for "reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information." 🧵
(Full disclosure: I was happy to consult a bit on drafting this.)
(Full disclosure: I was happy to consult a bit on drafting this.)
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I've met Shri Thanedar. He's got a good biography, seems like a mensch, and it's nice to see him defending the rule of law.
My heroic deed for the day: buying a bag of obviously kind of semi-ripped open pretzels but without any damage, and just buying the fucker and not complaining a damn bit about it
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My heroic deed for the day: buying a bag of obviously kind of semi-ripped open pretzels but without any damage, and just buying the fucker and not complaining a damn bit about it
Alcohol Keeps Returning to Abuser
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Alcohol Keeps Returning to Abuser
The President has authorized Emergency Wartime Bouillon Consumption.
"Eat that stuff out of a jar, on crackers, toast, whatever."
Reports verify the umami-laden additive is grotesquely satisfying. "We'll all be dead by Christmas. Just go with God, amigos."
"Eat that stuff out of a jar, on crackers, toast, whatever."
Reports verify the umami-laden additive is grotesquely satisfying. "We'll all be dead by Christmas. Just go with God, amigos."
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The President has authorized Emergency Wartime Bouillon Consumption.
"Eat that stuff out of a jar, on crackers, toast, whatever."
Reports verify the umami-laden additive is grotesquely satisfying. "We'll all be dead by Christmas. Just go with God, amigos."
"Eat that stuff out of a jar, on crackers, toast, whatever."
Reports verify the umami-laden additive is grotesquely satisfying. "We'll all be dead by Christmas. Just go with God, amigos."
It really feels like at this point the only way the Trump Administration will end is if someone formulates a question so pointed and reasonable that his head explodes like Wile E. Coyote
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It really feels like at this point the only way the Trump Administration will end is if someone formulates a question so pointed and reasonable that his head explodes like Wile E. Coyote
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Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
You mind if I fire up a J, Charlie Brown?
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend; Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You mind if I fire up a J, Charlie Brown?
Ah, University Challenge. Like Jeopardy, but if I knew -literally zero- of the answers.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ah, University Challenge. Like Jeopardy, but if I knew -literally zero- of the answers.
Jesse Plemons. All just variations on Todd.
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Jesse Plemons. All just variations on Todd.