Robert Acosta
@fifthdraft.com
Dad | Elementary Teacher | MG Author | Bad Mexican | He/Him | Former Writer @GeorgeTakei | ロバート アコスタ
My kid asked Santa for a LEGO set for me from Santa.
Because my children WILL be better people than I ever was.
Because my children WILL be better people than I ever was.
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My kid asked Santa for a LEGO set for me from Santa.
Because my children WILL be better people than I ever was.
Because my children WILL be better people than I ever was.
The Muppets are back! Yaaaaay!
With Sabrina Carpenter! Uggggghhhh…
With Sabrina Carpenter! Uggggghhhh…
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The Muppets are back! Yaaaaay!
With Sabrina Carpenter! Uggggghhhh…
With Sabrina Carpenter! Uggggghhhh…
Working while waiting on the car to get fixed.
New notebooks for end of the year.
Trying to emerge from partial-baby hermitude and remember how to be a writer.
New notebooks for end of the year.
Trying to emerge from partial-baby hermitude and remember how to be a writer.
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Working while waiting on the car to get fixed.
New notebooks for end of the year.
Trying to emerge from partial-baby hermitude and remember how to be a writer.
New notebooks for end of the year.
Trying to emerge from partial-baby hermitude and remember how to be a writer.
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Superman punching out Thor while referencing Rob Reiner’s directorial debut,, “This Is Spinal Tap”, with art by the late George Perez and writing by @kurtbusiek.bsky.social.
Comics don’t get more perfect than this.
#RIPRobReiner
Comics don’t get more perfect than this.
#RIPRobReiner
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Superman punching out Thor while referencing Rob Reiner’s directorial debut,, “This Is Spinal Tap”, with art by the late George Perez and writing by @kurtbusiek.bsky.social.
Comics don’t get more perfect than this.
#RIPRobReiner
Comics don’t get more perfect than this.
#RIPRobReiner
My elbow pops when I do push-ups now, so I guess that’s what I’m living with for the rest of my life.
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My elbow pops when I do push-ups now, so I guess that’s what I’m living with for the rest of my life.
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What would be the purpose of buying tickets to a ballet in which no one learned how to dance? An opera in which no one learned how to sing? A gallery in which no one learned how to make art?
"Gatekeepers" is a buzz word for envy discouraging effort.
"Gatekeepers" is a buzz word for envy discouraging effort.
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What would be the purpose of buying tickets to a ballet in which no one learned how to dance? An opera in which no one learned how to sing? A gallery in which no one learned how to make art?
"Gatekeepers" is a buzz word for envy discouraging effort.
"Gatekeepers" is a buzz word for envy discouraging effort.
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This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
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Truly iconic film scenes are magical and often parodied to the point one can forget how magical. this is one of many from rob Reiner. "Do You Have Any Other Questions?" Courtroom Scene | A Few Good Men youtu.be/kYPD6TtFJqU?... via @YouTube
"Do You Have Any Other Questions?" Courtroom Scene | A Few Good Men
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December 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Truly iconic film scenes are magical and often parodied to the point one can forget how magical. this is one of many from rob Reiner. "Do You Have Any Other Questions?" Courtroom Scene | A Few Good Men youtu.be/kYPD6TtFJqU?... via @YouTube
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"It is with profound sorrow that we announce the tragic passing of Michele and Rob Reiner. We are heartbroken by this sudden loss, and we ask for privacy during this unbelievably difficult time," the Reiner family said in a statement
Rob Reiner, Legendary Comedic Actor and ‘Princess Bride’ Director, Found Dead in His Home
Rob Reiner, director of 'The Princess Bride' and 'This Is Spinal Tap,' has been found dead at 78.
variety.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"It is with profound sorrow that we announce the tragic passing of Michele and Rob Reiner. We are heartbroken by this sudden loss, and we ask for privacy during this unbelievably difficult time," the Reiner family said in a statement
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December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I appreciate they addressed me by my Christian name.
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I appreciate they addressed me by my Christian name.
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I think they should do a reboot of GI Joe where the Joes fight a organization with a benevolent public image that claims to help people continue coverage on the same healthcare plan after losing their job, but they secretly discover that behind this facade, it's actually very expensive
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I think they should do a reboot of GI Joe where the Joes fight a organization with a benevolent public image that claims to help people continue coverage on the same healthcare plan after losing their job, but they secretly discover that behind this facade, it's actually very expensive
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An extremely good point here to casual family users of this mess. You create AI content of you/your kids with Dis characters and upload/host it on Disney’s servers… you know that means Disney OWNS YOUR LIKENESS and may very well sell/exploit it with you having ZERO say? Just sayin…
The agreement between the Walt Disney Company and OpenAl for Disney to license its content to Sora, a short-form generative Al video platform, raises several major concerns that not only affect animation workers but consumers and families around the world. Please read.
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
An extremely good point here to casual family users of this mess. You create AI content of you/your kids with Dis characters and upload/host it on Disney’s servers… you know that means Disney OWNS YOUR LIKENESS and may very well sell/exploit it with you having ZERO say? Just sayin…
OK, besides Krypto continually being the worst part of these movies, this looks really rad.
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
OK, besides Krypto continually being the worst part of these movies, this looks really rad.
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
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So here's what I wish for us:
* we give books as holiday gifts
* we get them from our local indie bookstores
* we spend time reading with the people and pets we love
* when we feel the call, we write
* we get enough sun, nutrients, movement, and sleep
* we bloom again in springtime & kick ass. 11/11
* we give books as holiday gifts
* we get them from our local indie bookstores
* we spend time reading with the people and pets we love
* when we feel the call, we write
* we get enough sun, nutrients, movement, and sleep
* we bloom again in springtime & kick ass. 11/11
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
So here's what I wish for us:
* we give books as holiday gifts
* we get them from our local indie bookstores
* we spend time reading with the people and pets we love
* when we feel the call, we write
* we get enough sun, nutrients, movement, and sleep
* we bloom again in springtime & kick ass. 11/11
* we give books as holiday gifts
* we get them from our local indie bookstores
* we spend time reading with the people and pets we love
* when we feel the call, we write
* we get enough sun, nutrients, movement, and sleep
* we bloom again in springtime & kick ass. 11/11
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Even if I didn't tell you, you would know without trying that Stephen Miller is a guy who ended up at his safety school
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Even if I didn't tell you, you would know without trying that Stephen Miller is a guy who ended up at his safety school
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The most important thing I learned in college was when I went grocery shopping for myself and bought the fancy all-natural bread with "no preservatives," as to avoid the chemicals that had poisoned the last generation, then was shocked that 48 hours later it was covered in mold
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The most important thing I learned in college was when I went grocery shopping for myself and bought the fancy all-natural bread with "no preservatives," as to avoid the chemicals that had poisoned the last generation, then was shocked that 48 hours later it was covered in mold
As the year winds down, and the decorations go up, and the nights last longer, and the days get shorter, and the temperature finally drops below 70, I emerge from my brain fog of the last several months, forming first coherent thoughts, and realizing one thing:
I have a newborn. And I am an idiot.
I have a newborn. And I am an idiot.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
As the year winds down, and the decorations go up, and the nights last longer, and the days get shorter, and the temperature finally drops below 70, I emerge from my brain fog of the last several months, forming first coherent thoughts, and realizing one thing:
I have a newborn. And I am an idiot.
I have a newborn. And I am an idiot.
Annnnnnd that’s a wrap on House Trinacostadad Christmas decorating. The tree is done, so we are done.
Hidden Pictured: Baby B, playing with a snow globe and a newly won Kuromi stuffy in Baby Girl D’s bassinet I picked up from a Round 1 claw machine.
Hidden Pictured: Baby B, playing with a snow globe and a newly won Kuromi stuffy in Baby Girl D’s bassinet I picked up from a Round 1 claw machine.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Annnnnnd that’s a wrap on House Trinacostadad Christmas decorating. The tree is done, so we are done.
Hidden Pictured: Baby B, playing with a snow globe and a newly won Kuromi stuffy in Baby Girl D’s bassinet I picked up from a Round 1 claw machine.
Hidden Pictured: Baby B, playing with a snow globe and a newly won Kuromi stuffy in Baby Girl D’s bassinet I picked up from a Round 1 claw machine.
Hi. Father of four here.
This post is so accurate it made MY lung fall out of my butthole.
This post is so accurate it made MY lung fall out of my butthole.
men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hi. Father of four here.
This post is so accurate it made MY lung fall out of my butthole.
This post is so accurate it made MY lung fall out of my butthole.
[S] If you see this, repost with your positive model of masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[S] If you see this, repost with your positive model of masculinity.
[S] If you see this, repost with your positive model of masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
[S] If you see this, repost with your positive model of masculinity.