A Balanced Meal today means:
- Gigantic salad full of veggies, nuts, and cranberries
-Side of Cool Ranch Doritos
- Blackberry Dr Pepper
Just to start out the year, ya know.
- Gigantic salad full of veggies, nuts, and cranberries
-Side of Cool Ranch Doritos
- Blackberry Dr Pepper
Just to start out the year, ya know.
January 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
A Balanced Meal today means:
- Gigantic salad full of veggies, nuts, and cranberries
-Side of Cool Ranch Doritos
- Blackberry Dr Pepper
Just to start out the year, ya know.
- Gigantic salad full of veggies, nuts, and cranberries
-Side of Cool Ranch Doritos
- Blackberry Dr Pepper
Just to start out the year, ya know.
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an “inherent power” to respond to an “imminent” attack is just a license for aggressive war on the president’s whim
How does launching air strikes and a commando raid fall under the remit of self defense for an arrest operation
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
an “inherent power” to respond to an “imminent” attack is just a license for aggressive war on the president’s whim
"We set out to save The Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me."
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January 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
"We set out to save The Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me."
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No matter how many times I watch RotK, the charge of the Rohirrim and the subsequent fight against the Mumakil always gets me. Fuck that's a good action sequence.
DEATH! DEAAAATH!!! DEAAAATH!!!
DEATH! DEAAAATH!!! DEAAAATH!!!
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
No matter how many times I watch RotK, the charge of the Rohirrim and the subsequent fight against the Mumakil always gets me. Fuck that's a good action sequence.
DEATH! DEAAAATH!!! DEAAAATH!!!
DEATH! DEAAAATH!!! DEAAAATH!!!
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A gentle suggestion that the correct response to any right-wing tool going on about Rama Duwaji's boots is "go fuck yourself," additionally that "go fuck yourself" is the correct response to any right-wing attempt at DARVO or distraction. It's easy and fun and all they deserve in 2026 and beyond.
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A gentle suggestion that the correct response to any right-wing tool going on about Rama Duwaji's boots is "go fuck yourself," additionally that "go fuck yourself" is the correct response to any right-wing attempt at DARVO or distraction. It's easy and fun and all they deserve in 2026 and beyond.
28 years later and I'm still annoyed that in "Titanic", stupid Rose leaves the stupid drawing in the stupid safe for stupid Cal to find. Rose. ROSE. YOU'RE ON A BOAT, ROSE. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE WITH YOUR PRETTY BOY ON A BOAT, ROSE.
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
28 years later and I'm still annoyed that in "Titanic", stupid Rose leaves the stupid drawing in the stupid safe for stupid Cal to find. Rose. ROSE. YOU'RE ON A BOAT, ROSE. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE WITH YOUR PRETTY BOY ON A BOAT, ROSE.
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The debate about Avatar "having no cultural impact" is kind of a smokescreen for the actual argument which is that Avatar is "boring" and "bad" and "has terrible characters, worldbuilding, plotting and dialogue"
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The debate about Avatar "having no cultural impact" is kind of a smokescreen for the actual argument which is that Avatar is "boring" and "bad" and "has terrible characters, worldbuilding, plotting and dialogue"
JFC. Ad at the top. Ad at the bottom. Ad literally covering up the picture in the article that's impossible to close out.
What the actual *fuck*
What the actual *fuck*
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
JFC. Ad at the top. Ad at the bottom. Ad literally covering up the picture in the article that's impossible to close out.
What the actual *fuck*
What the actual *fuck*
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I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.
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It is one of the most annoying things in all of reality that the "exercise releases endorphins that make you feel better" thing turns out to be mostly true.
September 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It is one of the most annoying things in all of reality that the "exercise releases endorphins that make you feel better" thing turns out to be mostly true.
Genuinely: what the ACTUAL fuck?!
The vaccine doesn't hurt ANYONE. What could possibly be the reasoning for not letting people have it, other than they WANT people to get sick?? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
defector.com/how-the-fuck...
The vaccine doesn't hurt ANYONE. What could possibly be the reasoning for not letting people have it, other than they WANT people to get sick?? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
defector.com/how-the-fuck...
How Are You Supposed To Get The COVID Vaccine Now? An Explainer | Defector
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September 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Genuinely: what the ACTUAL fuck?!
The vaccine doesn't hurt ANYONE. What could possibly be the reasoning for not letting people have it, other than they WANT people to get sick?? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
defector.com/how-the-fuck...
The vaccine doesn't hurt ANYONE. What could possibly be the reasoning for not letting people have it, other than they WANT people to get sick?? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
defector.com/how-the-fuck...
He really wanted to fight me
It's not even ready yet, dummy!
It's not even ready yet, dummy!
August 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
He really wanted to fight me
It's not even ready yet, dummy!
It's not even ready yet, dummy!
Re-Rading LOTR and remembering why Merry was always my favorite: He is *this* close to death after helping kill the goddamn Witch King, he's been through hell and traumatized all his friends in the process, and first thing he does when he wakes up is say "I'm hungry".
I've never felt so SEEN.
I've never felt so SEEN.
August 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Re-Rading LOTR and remembering why Merry was always my favorite: He is *this* close to death after helping kill the goddamn Witch King, he's been through hell and traumatized all his friends in the process, and first thing he does when he wakes up is say "I'm hungry".
I've never felt so SEEN.
I've never felt so SEEN.
I think us teachers should be allowed to wear scrubs to work. They look so comfy, plus they let you move around, and they are designed to sustain a lot of dirt and bodily fluids, which children fling at you all day. Plus: elastic waistbands and pretty colors! Sign me up!
August 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I think us teachers should be allowed to wear scrubs to work. They look so comfy, plus they let you move around, and they are designed to sustain a lot of dirt and bodily fluids, which children fling at you all day. Plus: elastic waistbands and pretty colors! Sign me up!
I've been couch-rotting by watching. LOT of Housewives shows, and among many other weird things in this show, one thing that's stood out is seeing just how many of these husbands clearly *hate* their wives. Just the clear, active dislike in their faces and actions kind of knocks me back.
August 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I've been couch-rotting by watching. LOT of Housewives shows, and among many other weird things in this show, one thing that's stood out is seeing just how many of these husbands clearly *hate* their wives. Just the clear, active dislike in their faces and actions kind of knocks me back.
We, as a WORLD, desperately need to stop giving stupid people a megaphone. Let them rant in their podcasts to their audience of a dozen people, just for the love of EVERYTHING, stop putting them in supposedly "legitimate" outlets. It's just the worst!
August 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We, as a WORLD, desperately need to stop giving stupid people a megaphone. Let them rant in their podcasts to their audience of a dozen people, just for the love of EVERYTHING, stop putting them in supposedly "legitimate" outlets. It's just the worst!
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my latest is on the president’s abuse of emergency powers and his psychological and practical interest in crisis government. gift link. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/o...
Opinion | Why Trump Always Wants a Crisis
www.nytimes.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
my latest is on the president’s abuse of emergency powers and his psychological and practical interest in crisis government. gift link. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/o...
What is this shit, Kroger? Why is this box more than HALF EMPTY?!
August 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What is this shit, Kroger? Why is this box more than HALF EMPTY?!
WHAT is with this shit so many sites do that you're trying to read an article or recipe or whatever and a video starts playing of some *other* article/recipe/story?! Not even an ad (there's a tiny one playing in the corner already) but some more content from the SAME website?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
August 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
WHAT is with this shit so many sites do that you're trying to read an article or recipe or whatever and a video starts playing of some *other* article/recipe/story?! Not even an ad (there's a tiny one playing in the corner already) but some more content from the SAME website?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
Me: oh LoTR is such a wise, beautiful book full of lovely language and poetry, so nice for an Intelectual like me...
Also me: heehee....there's a river called "Wetwang"
Also me: heehee....there's a river called "Wetwang"
August 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Me: oh LoTR is such a wise, beautiful book full of lovely language and poetry, so nice for an Intelectual like me...
Also me: heehee....there's a river called "Wetwang"
Also me: heehee....there's a river called "Wetwang"
Burger place down the street has the most incredible fries. Craggy, crunchy, fluffy inside, some kind of seasoning on them. Every other fry is so pathetic compared to these, I can't even enjoy the others anymore.
August 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Burger place down the street has the most incredible fries. Craggy, crunchy, fluffy inside, some kind of seasoning on them. Every other fry is so pathetic compared to these, I can't even enjoy the others anymore.
I stg if I see one more "so and so RIPS/DESTROYS/DECIMATES/TEARS TO PIECES" headline I am going to LOSE MY MIND.
August 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I stg if I see one more "so and so RIPS/DESTROYS/DECIMATES/TEARS TO PIECES" headline I am going to LOSE MY MIND.
N: Quebec City, Canada
E: Narbonne, France
S: Mérida, Venezuela
W: Honolulu, Hawaii
E: Narbonne, France
S: Mérida, Venezuela
W: Honolulu, Hawaii
Furthest I've been:
N: Superior Minnesota
E: Japan
S: Kissimmee Florida
W: San Francisco California
N: Superior Minnesota
E: Japan
S: Kissimmee Florida
W: San Francisco California
Furthest I've been:
N: Whitehorse, Yukon
E: Montauk, Long Island
S: San Diego, California
W: Island of Hawaii
N: Whitehorse, Yukon
E: Montauk, Long Island
S: San Diego, California
W: Island of Hawaii
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
N: Quebec City, Canada
E: Narbonne, France
S: Mérida, Venezuela
W: Honolulu, Hawaii
E: Narbonne, France
S: Mérida, Venezuela
W: Honolulu, Hawaii
I was able to hold a side-plank for THREE whole seconds today (1.5 on the other side lol) and I am SO proud of myself. Might treat myself to some Vietnamese food as a little reward.
August 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was able to hold a side-plank for THREE whole seconds today (1.5 on the other side lol) and I am SO proud of myself. Might treat myself to some Vietnamese food as a little reward.
I do believe eating this entire 1 lb bag of cashews would kill me, and yet...what a delicious way to go.
August 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I do believe eating this entire 1 lb bag of cashews would kill me, and yet...what a delicious way to go.