Dan Szematowicz
@finecorinthian.bsky.social
Co-Host, DEVIANT podcast
Founder, Cold Open Media
Former WBD, CNN, NPR, APM Marketplace
Sweatpants advocate
Founder, Cold Open Media
Former WBD, CNN, NPR, APM Marketplace
Sweatpants advocate
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Reposted by Dan Szematowicz
Do American flat earthers just figure the Olympics choose these hours just because? And have their own sun?
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Do American flat earthers just figure the Olympics choose these hours just because? And have their own sun?
Pats tanking for the 31st pick.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Pats tanking for the 31st pick.
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TIRICO: And its the Imperial Japanese Navy's Kido Butai! The fast carriers of the rising sun surprising everyone here in Santa Clara with a lightning raid!
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
TIRICO: And its the Imperial Japanese Navy's Kido Butai! The fast carriers of the rising sun surprising everyone here in Santa Clara with a lightning raid!
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
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What a stupid, stupid way to run a government
Meanwhile, in the federal government’s war on the World’s Greatest University:
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
What a stupid, stupid way to run a government
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Trump has a Colonel Jessup moment in him—problem is nobody pushes him hard enough to get it. In a live, unscripted situation, just read back verbatim sworn testimony against him from the files, watch & wait for the verbal slip. If he dips on one bad email, read him another. He’ll blow his own cover.
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Trump has a Colonel Jessup moment in him—problem is nobody pushes him hard enough to get it. In a live, unscripted situation, just read back verbatim sworn testimony against him from the files, watch & wait for the verbal slip. If he dips on one bad email, read him another. He’ll blow his own cover.
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When I eat all the red skittles out of the bag first, I notice that toward the end of the bag there are no more red skittles. Where did they go? Who is doing this fraud?
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
When I eat all the red skittles out of the bag first, I notice that toward the end of the bag there are no more red skittles. Where did they go? Who is doing this fraud?
This is bad, right?
“.. U.S. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard speaks on the phone while standing inside a vehicle loaded with boxes outside the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center after the FBI executed a search warrant there.”
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This is bad, right?
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Suddenly men everywhere cannot find Philadelphia.
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Suddenly men everywhere cannot find Philadelphia.
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
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Read this. And think through the counterterror (domestic and foreign) and counterintelligence implications. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Kash Patel’s FBI Is Making America Less Safe, Current and Former Employees Say
Forty-five current and former employees on the changes they say are undermining the agency and making America less safe.
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Read this. And think through the counterterror (domestic and foreign) and counterintelligence implications. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Classy!
Trump’s Board of Peace logo is basically the UN logo, except dipped in gold and edited so the world only includes America.
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Classy!
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“I’m not sure they’d be there for us, if we gave them the call,” President Trump says, of our NATO allies.
NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time in its history after September 11.
NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time in its history after September 11.
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“I’m not sure they’d be there for us, if we gave them the call,” President Trump says, of our NATO allies.
NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time in its history after September 11.
NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time in its history after September 11.
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Tracking Bsky user activity during Bears-Rams: you can really see the exact moment that Caleb made the throw to take it to OT, and then there's another peak but idk what that is let's ignore that one
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Tracking Bsky user activity during Bears-Rams: you can really see the exact moment that Caleb made the throw to take it to OT, and then there's another peak but idk what that is let's ignore that one
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Speaking in tongues just to rub salt in the Pope's wounds.
Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Speaking in tongues just to rub salt in the Pope's wounds.
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
They just keep rolling with that All State “Go Dawgs” ad, don’t they?
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
They just keep rolling with that All State “Go Dawgs” ad, don’t they?
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Jim Harbaugh always looks like my dad trying to figure out Facebook.
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Jim Harbaugh always looks like my dad trying to figure out Facebook.
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Herbstreit: You were here when Soldier Field opened, right?
Al Michaels: Yes
Al Michaels: Yes
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Herbstreit: You were here when Soldier Field opened, right?
Al Michaels: Yes
Al Michaels: Yes
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Ben Johnson currently suffering most of the side effects of Jardiance
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Ben Johnson currently suffering most of the side effects of Jardiance