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veryimportant.lawyer
Got some really bad news from The Toll Roads Notice of Toll Evasion. I think they’re going to report my late fees to the DMV.
A spam text reading: The Toll Roads Notice of Toll Evasion: You have an unpaid toll bill on your account. To avoid late fees, pay within 12 hours or the late fees will be increased and reported to the DMV. https://thetollroads-paytollqpd.vip/us (Please reply Y, then exit the text message and open it again to activate the link, or copy the link to your Safari browser and open it) The Toll Roads team wishes you a great day!
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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dril.bsky.social
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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theonion.com
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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parkermolloy.com
Every once in a while I think about the Oakland A's hat that accidentally looks like it says "ASS" that MLB Shop pulled off its website before I had the chance to buy it
A green A's hat that looks like it says "ASS"
January 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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cait.bsky.social
reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable
r/MandelaEffect u/KnatEgeis99 • 188d The lyrics of Get Low have changed. Flip-Flop It used to be "till the sweat drops down and falls", "all these females crawl" and "ah skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet", but now it's "till the sweat drops down my balls", "all these bitches crawl", and "ah skeet skeet motherfuckers". I hate this. The OG lyrics were classic and so much better. KidNamedMohammed • 188d I think you were listening to the clean version brother
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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theonion.com
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer -The Onion
December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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liamthorp.bsky.social
I’ve reported on homelessness for years and met many, many people who have found themselves in awful situations

Every single one of them had more decency and integrity than this privileged plutocrat
December 11, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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dril.bsky.social
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
oh wow
Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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thembo.bsky.social
It is so funny to me to see people saying this over there. How will you ever know how LoliCrusader1488 feels if you don't stay on the web site he likes?
Dean Phillips tweets "To all the progressives fleeing @X , how in the world will you understand how half our country feels if you only congregate with the like-minded? That’s what got us into this mess in the first place. So stick around. Engage in some debate. Make your case. Learn different perspectives."
November 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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afraidofwasps.bsky.social
bluesky is okay so far but i'm still searching for my community of 17 year old white nationalists and 30 y/o men from india who stan hitler
November 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM