Hammered Mahler
@firstof6.bsky.social
I would be extremely curious to know what my parents thought about Wake Up Dead Man.
Not enough to talk to them, mind you, but there's such a delightful crossfire of things they would both love and hate going on.
Not enough to talk to them, mind you, but there's such a delightful crossfire of things they would both love and hate going on.
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I would be extremely curious to know what my parents thought about Wake Up Dead Man.
Not enough to talk to them, mind you, but there's such a delightful crossfire of things they would both love and hate going on.
Not enough to talk to them, mind you, but there's such a delightful crossfire of things they would both love and hate going on.
Just watched the most defeated looking woman I've seen in my life put two Nintendo Switches in her cart
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just watched the most defeated looking woman I've seen in my life put two Nintendo Switches in her cart
"Ask this man's boss if he's allowed to speak freely" is already a killshot before you add the Epstein stuff, holy shit.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"Ask this man's boss if he's allowed to speak freely" is already a killshot before you add the Epstein stuff, holy shit.
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
Remember when Bannon was talking about exorcising the White House before he moved in? Bro, your soul is held to your mortal form by staples and gum.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Remember when Bannon was talking about exorcising the White House before he moved in? Bro, your soul is held to your mortal form by staples and gum.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Cannot stress enough that Anderson has always been a man who was going to be sent straight to the 9th circle and handed a shovel, and now he's just like... a generic Republican.
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Cannot stress enough that Anderson has always been a man who was going to be sent straight to the 9th circle and handed a shovel, and now he's just like... a generic Republican.
I hate this dog now
Alba 🐾
Young female Terrier
Adoptable from Utah Animal Advocacy Foundation (Salt Lake City, UT)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/alba-79129119/ut/salt-lake-city/utah-animal-advocacy-foundation-ut79/
Young female Terrier
Adoptable from Utah Animal Advocacy Foundation (Salt Lake City, UT)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/alba-79129119/ut/salt-lake-city/utah-animal-advocacy-foundation-ut79/
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I hate this dog now
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Hard to imagine hell could conceive of worse tortures than my widower saying "I see a lot of my Husband in JD Vance"
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Hard to imagine hell could conceive of worse tortures than my widower saying "I see a lot of my Husband in JD Vance"
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
Welcome to my Netflix YA Fantasy show! We've got:
Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.
Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.
The inescapable stink of JK Rowling.
Metaphor for racism we didn't think through.
Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.
Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.
The inescapable stink of JK Rowling.
Metaphor for racism we didn't think through.
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Welcome to my Netflix YA Fantasy show! We've got:
Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.
Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.
The inescapable stink of JK Rowling.
Metaphor for racism we didn't think through.
Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.
Metaphor for queerness we didn't think through.
The inescapable stink of JK Rowling.
Metaphor for racism we didn't think through.
From the Earnhardt to the Three...
I don't know how this flag came to exist I only know that it does and it is good
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
From the Earnhardt to the Three...
Nazi shit aside, it's objectively the least cool looking skull and crossbones going.
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Nazi shit aside, it's objectively the least cool looking skull and crossbones going.
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I have a note: Please don’t make AI slop versions of actual signs ppl made by hand.
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I have a note: Please don’t make AI slop versions of actual signs ppl made by hand.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
Has one of the #resistance dipshits done a "at least Bush was a real pilot" yet?
October 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Has one of the #resistance dipshits done a "at least Bush was a real pilot" yet?
Hands at 10 and 2? Nah, 12 and 6. I'm ready to flip this bitch into oncoming traffic at the slightest inconvenience.
October 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hands at 10 and 2? Nah, 12 and 6. I'm ready to flip this bitch into oncoming traffic at the slightest inconvenience.
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Captain Potcard has been reanimated, and then died from explosive Diarrhea #smokefleet
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Captain Potcard has been reanimated, and then died from explosive Diarrhea #smokefleet
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the good news for donald trump is that he could sincerely repent of his sins and he would be welcomed into the arms of a loving god. the bad news for donald trump is that he's donald trump.
I'm forming a new heresy: universalism with one exception.
President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.
“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”
(I isolated Trump’s voice)
“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”
(I isolated Trump’s voice)
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the good news for donald trump is that he could sincerely repent of his sins and he would be welcomed into the arms of a loving god. the bad news for donald trump is that he's donald trump.
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Late to a party that no one seems to have gone to anyway, but why is there about 3 episodes of budget Dune in the middle of the Halo TV show?
October 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Late to a party that no one seems to have gone to anyway, but why is there about 3 episodes of budget Dune in the middle of the Halo TV show?
Pack the Supreme Court until it's just every American getting a "Reply Y/N" text to decide cases.
October 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pack the Supreme Court until it's just every American getting a "Reply Y/N" text to decide cases.
Novelty drinks are too expensive. If you want me to drink your Limited Edition Marshmallow Reeses Pepsi, it should be 1.25, MAX.
October 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Novelty drinks are too expensive. If you want me to drink your Limited Edition Marshmallow Reeses Pepsi, it should be 1.25, MAX.