Stanley
fivetanley.bsky.social
Stanley
@fivetanley.bsky.social
They/he. PNW. Love to hike. New gym weirdo. Ace
a fun thing about me is, I’m rewatching haunting of hill house again because it’s weirdly a comfort show for me
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
queer men should get back to reading and sharing poetry with one another (as I add a few books to my Xmas list)
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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the very rich people currently trying to rewrite our media consumption: what the people want is more canceled comedians whining about trans people

the audience, voting with their eyeballs: bring us more gay hockey sex
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
he’s mad at me because I told him he’s never worked a day in his life
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Late #Stunday post!
Been busy today, but here's #MountHood, #Oregon, under a star filled sky, over a frozen #LostLake!
I went for the night sky and planets, forgot some equipment, an icy road, and a couple feet of snow! #📷 #scape #ECK #Stars #Winter #MountainMonday #snow #astro #nature #hiking
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I’ve been screaming this for the last decade. Buy the physical versions of all the things you love. The constant mergers and acquisitions of studios is no guarantee that the things you love will be available to stream.
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this time of year is always hard for me. The pressure to perform and be cheerful. The bizarre urge from others to “fix” it for me. The music, the lights, everything that should be comforting and is instead a trigger everywhere I go. Memories of gifts that get used against you later.
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
is there a certain level of campiness and corniness to like the jocks and the harnesses and other typical sexy outfits gay guys wear to events or is that just my feeling
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
once again wishing I was a strong bearish guy with tattoos
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
furniture nerds: I’m looking for some armless dining chairs that are sturdy to hold any body. Help plz
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I need to figure out where these midcentury modern resellers on Facebook get their stock so I can get some for cheap
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
would anyone from a non-US country like to adopt me
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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when I was twelve years old, my mom drew me aside to a newsstand in Washington's Grand Hyatt, and there, surrounded by the antiseptic scent of Altoids, said, look. no matter how bad things get, no matter how hopeless life may seem, promise me this: you will never try to shave your eyebrows.
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
stressing about going to a gay place in a gay city in a couple weeks lol
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What non gmail service are people using for email these days? I’ve just figured out that Gmail has started categorizing everything as spam and it’s frustrating and I’d like Google to have a little less power in my life
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Mamdani: Oftentimes when we win elections, we tell people to go home and just trust us. But the message really has to be that we want you to come along with us… That’s something we’ve been looking to share with New Yorkers: We want to not only win with New Yorkers, but also govern with New Yorkers.
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
average conversation between me and @forestbearmike.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
looking at dishwashers and so many claim to have AI? lol i doubt it
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the year is 2025 and you still can’t create a new calendar from Google calendar’s app???
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I love gay people bc that locked pup big bottom? Yeah that’s the senior director of global engineering.
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Carol (2025)
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM