Forster Keenoy
@forsterkeenoy.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Forster, and, um, I don't think I've ever eaten another human.
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[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
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Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
someone needs to stop calum scott from making terrible versions of great dance songs
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
someone needs to stop calum scott from making terrible versions of great dance songs
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI
well my Twitter account got suspended for no good reason so guess I'll spend more time over here then
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
well my Twitter account got suspended for no good reason so guess I'll spend more time over here then
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
0:00 OT
This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
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🏈 MIA 8 - 33 IND
FINAL
❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before.
Last time: Nov 19, 2017
New England Patriots defeated Oakland Raiders
FINAL
❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before.
Last time: Nov 19, 2017
New England Patriots defeated Oakland Raiders
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🏈 MIA 8 - 33 IND
FINAL
❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before.
Last time: Nov 19, 2017
New England Patriots defeated Oakland Raiders
FINAL
❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before.
Last time: Nov 19, 2017
New England Patriots defeated Oakland Raiders
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These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
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What the hell happened? I was away from the internet for like 35 minutes and I have to decipher “Dak tuah”?
September 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What the hell happened? I was away from the internet for like 35 minutes and I have to decipher “Dak tuah”?
Official Fantastic Four movie rankings:
1. The Incredibles
2. this one #thefantasticfour
3. Incredibles 2
4. getting hit by the Fantasticar
5. The ones from the 2000s
6. Getting consumed by Galactus
7. Fan4stic
1. The Incredibles
2. this one #thefantasticfour
3. Incredibles 2
4. getting hit by the Fantasticar
5. The ones from the 2000s
6. Getting consumed by Galactus
7. Fan4stic
July 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Official Fantastic Four movie rankings:
1. The Incredibles
2. this one #thefantasticfour
3. Incredibles 2
4. getting hit by the Fantasticar
5. The ones from the 2000s
6. Getting consumed by Galactus
7. Fan4stic
1. The Incredibles
2. this one #thefantasticfour
3. Incredibles 2
4. getting hit by the Fantasticar
5. The ones from the 2000s
6. Getting consumed by Galactus
7. Fan4stic
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i am so sorry to say i did it again
(Andor s2 spoilers)
(Andor s2 spoilers)
May 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i am so sorry to say i did it again
(Andor s2 spoilers)
(Andor s2 spoilers)
Tim Cindric, get ready to learn Dale Coyne Racing
May 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Tim Cindric, get ready to learn Dale Coyne Racing
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Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
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wishing a blessed kevin lepage day to all who celebrate
April 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
wishing a blessed kevin lepage day to all who celebrate
usually you only see almirola get that aggressive in a competition meeting
March 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
usually you only see almirola get that aggressive in a competition meeting