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this place is not a place of honor.

no highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here.
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The Count loading shells into a sawed off 'Vun, Two, Tree'

Elmo going full metal jacket muttering A is for Ammo as he oils an AR-15

Burt and Ernie digging up the basement and hauling out a weapons locker theyd promised each other never to touch again
December 16, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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2 Zoo 2 Topia
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
10 minutes of audience research would have revealed that there is no threat emptier to indiana than "no more roads"
Crazy this didn’t work on people who voted for you
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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In relationships, it’s important to remember the little things. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled
August 1, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
watching the hunt for red october right now is praxis
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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its called runescape because when you meet someone who plays it you RUN to ESCAPE
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I dont 'worship' odin you fool. Do you worship the wolf when he has your neck in his jaws? You moron? No! I fear odin, as do all wise men
July 19, 2023 at 5:20 PM
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Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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i kissed trudeau and i liked it / his face black with bright red lipstick
October 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Oops! We Were Trying to Do All Berries This Time But It Ended Up Being Just Normal Cap'n Crunch
February 4, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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more cereals should pretend to be an accident. Oops! All Raisin Bran
September 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Uh Oh... I Hope You're OK With Corn Pops
September 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Oh Great It's Doing That Thing Again Where It Only Makes Wheaties
September 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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To: All - Intercompany
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:

To whom it may concern,

The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed

Sincerely,

Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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kevin mcallister immediately setting off all his traps in sequence so, when harry and marv break in, the house is completely destroyed and there's an extremely dead kid on fire by the back door
December 28, 2023 at 1:00 AM
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short about working at the coast guard
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"
August 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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[Leonard Cohen voice] I’ve heard there was a secret chimp
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV
July 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM