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the worlds FIRST unfunny queer girlthing
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my mother's uterus apparently just pumps out gay furry musicians with surrealist art/humor and autism. and my mother hates almost all those things
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December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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LOOK AT ONE OF MY GIFTS DAWG I FEEL LIKE TS RACIST OR SUM ✌️😭
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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my ass when someone tells me its christmas on christmas eve:
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Flashback to when it was "bring your kid to work day" at my dads old workplace and I wandered into someones office and there was a gigantic framed poster of Peter Griffin from Family Guy just hanging there
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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"This doesn't affect you because you animate, so you are fine."

No. This sucks and this is really dangerous.

In solidarity with all artists, Please be cautious.

I know many will remain on Twitter because they have mostly everything here but be aware this time it's worse than the other times.
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There are things happening on pinterest
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
is everyone in this fuck ass forum that im in a smokebee glazer. am i the only person there who doesnt watch or fw them anymore. am i chopped and/or unc
December 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Zorak!
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
2020 weirdcore/hello kitty traumaposting things happening in my school email inbox
December 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
it think its highkey stupid how you need fake internet brownie points to make a post on the ita bag subreddit
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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DOJ accidentally uploads 42 page poem written by the president about how much he loves being a pedophile
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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What!?!?!
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
it doesnt even sound like Robert Smith is saying meathook in meathook he sounds like hes saying 'me talk' like a Stupid Gay Ass caveman
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Zorak makes a quick cameo in Adult Swim's The Elephant!
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"oh man i cant wait to expand my physical DVD and CD collection!!"

the suspiciously DVD and CD shaped presents under the christmas tree:
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Getting your ass kicked is trending
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Hats off to beeeclops on Tumblr for the screenshot, but Zorak had a cameo in Adult Swim's The Elephant (it's brief near the end of the middle segment)

www.tumblr.com/beeeclops/80...
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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The camera inside my car picked up this footage of my dog sitting on the lap of a spooky ghost!
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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This is, unironically, why I think Adult Swim is the most important thing in western animation.
Every few years there's a new Adult Swim show that gets an obsessive online fanbase raving about how hilarious it is, then I look into it and find the most hideous animation ever conceived, like I can't even judge any other aspect of the show because looking at it makes me physically ill.
December 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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The part that makes me laugh the most about this episode is that Moltar is a big Tooth Fairy fan.
Fave moments from every SG episode 72: Girl Hair
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
another banger from oomf
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Baby pirates on pinterest pmo so fucking hard oh my GOD. you can CLOSE pop up tabs gang it isnt that fucking hard. install an anti-virus and/or vpn im BEGGING YOU. also stop sharing the website name around like youre Paul Revere that LITERALLY jeopardizes the site
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM