fungalinflection
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Coming to terms with the fact that with pop music I’m just a Max Martin fan.
December 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Coming to terms with the fact that with pop music I’m just a Max Martin fan.
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No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
I’m can’t stop thinking about verstappen’s temper tantrum in Spain and how it might cost him the championship.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m can’t stop thinking about verstappen’s temper tantrum in Spain and how it might cost him the championship.
Ok, ok, I hate AI but… having a work gmail thread summarized in a way that makes clear that I was doing things right and had followed up numerous times is validating.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ok, ok, I hate AI but… having a work gmail thread summarized in a way that makes clear that I was doing things right and had followed up numerous times is validating.
Absolutely drowning this dumpling in vinegar.
October 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Absolutely drowning this dumpling in vinegar.
Can’t believe this Elon-ass post is still up.
WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Can’t believe this Elon-ass post is still up.
Bob Dylan accidentally invented stomp rock in the 80s, but he shouldn’t be blamed for it.
September 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Bob Dylan accidentally invented stomp rock in the 80s, but he shouldn’t be blamed for it.
Me, next time I post some historical inaccuracy: shit, better take some sexy pics and finally get that onlyfans account going.
September 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me, next time I post some historical inaccuracy: shit, better take some sexy pics and finally get that onlyfans account going.
Just witnessed the changing of the guard at the Jehova’s Witness table. A moving ceremony.
September 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just witnessed the changing of the guard at the Jehova’s Witness table. A moving ceremony.
Fuck Charlie Kirk, who is somehow even more disingenuous in death than he was while living.
Anyone want to get a round of "Fuck Charlie Kirk" going?
He was a bad person who said bad things, bad things happen to bad people. Tots and pears.
September 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fuck Charlie Kirk, who is somehow even more disingenuous in death than he was while living.
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This one is a little complicated, but exactly right.
(The bear is dead.)
(The bear is dead.)
September 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This one is a little complicated, but exactly right.
(The bear is dead.)
(The bear is dead.)
Just had a very vivid dream where James Taylor accosted me and some friends on the street and persuaded us to come into his new restaurant. He was just the host / impresario and explained that the chef had just finished serving as the chef on a submarine. He kept making excuses for the food. Hmm.
September 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Just had a very vivid dream where James Taylor accosted me and some friends on the street and persuaded us to come into his new restaurant. He was just the host / impresario and explained that the chef had just finished serving as the chef on a submarine. He kept making excuses for the food. Hmm.
George Lincoln Rockwell Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
September 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
George Lincoln Rockwell Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
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For more than 10 hours since 2 PM (Palestinian time), Israeli occupation forces have carried out mass abductions across Tulkarm, occupied West Bank, detaining almost every Palestinian man they encounter in streets, buildings, buses, pharmacies, and shops.
1/2
1/2
September 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
For more than 10 hours since 2 PM (Palestinian time), Israeli occupation forces have carried out mass abductions across Tulkarm, occupied West Bank, detaining almost every Palestinian man they encounter in streets, buildings, buses, pharmacies, and shops.
1/2
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I don’t actually want groyper camps but they’re funny to conceptualize.
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I don’t actually want groyper camps but they’re funny to conceptualize.
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Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
August 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
I’m have word that the president’s condition is dire but RFK jr is en route with leeches and colloidal silver.
August 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m have word that the president’s condition is dire but RFK jr is en route with leeches and colloidal silver.
Fastest I’ve ever typed “stop” in my life.
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fastest I’ve ever typed “stop” in my life.
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“My names Russel McClavin, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned from firebombing Arabs professionally it’s that these colors don’t run, and the guns I used in Kandahar have no place in America!“
Oh boy, I was really hesitant about voting against the GOP, but now that a retired USAF/Marine/CIA officer who refuses to lay out their ideology is running I’ll be sure to change my mind!
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“My names Russel McClavin, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned from firebombing Arabs professionally it’s that these colors don’t run, and the guns I used in Kandahar have no place in America!“
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All along I was confusing Dean Cain with Dane Cook.
August 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
All along I was confusing Dean Cain with Dane Cook.
Caller: uh, hey Stavvy Baby and hey Eldis. So my question is this: how long after a woman has eaten dog food is it not gross to get a blow job from her? I’m assuming at least a couple days, right? We don’t kiss so that’s not an issue. She says no kissing, that’s her rule.
August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Caller: uh, hey Stavvy Baby and hey Eldis. So my question is this: how long after a woman has eaten dog food is it not gross to get a blow job from her? I’m assuming at least a couple days, right? We don’t kiss so that’s not an issue. She says no kissing, that’s her rule.
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