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gas station egg salad enthusiast
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egg salad from gas stations is good

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refrag.bsky.social
Jake & Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers, are sitting in their car, stuck in traffic, looking annoyed. A speech balloon is coming out of Jake's mouth as though he is saying the text in the quoted post.
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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micropolyphonia.bsky.social
yeah!!!!!!
October 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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thetransfemininereview.com
Read bad art. Write bad art. Critique bad art.
Here’s a statement that might be radical in 2025: ‘bad art’ is still art, not content or slop. “But what about AI?” What about it? It demands that we interrogate the definition of art itself, and therefore here is mine: art is a practice, not a product. Art is not something we consume. Art is something we do. Artificially-generated ‘art’ does not fall beyond the purview of our definition of art because it lacks aesthetic merit. It has nothing to do with aesthetics. AI ‘art’ is not art because it is not something that the ‘artist’ has done.
October 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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roccobotte.bsky.social
THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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nilbog3000.bsky.social
Slightly longer video than the last time I saw this - now with a big inky CHOMP. Absolutely astounding stuff
rebeccarhelm.bsky.social Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · Sep 24
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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possumancer.bsky.social
kermit the frog plating banjo with the caption Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
September 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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mellogrunty.bsky.social
shark holding water bottle top text: i love hydration bottom text: i love filling up my water bottle
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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griglars.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
WELL ?? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A BABY BIRD SCREAMS WITH DA GIFT OF LIFE!!! A SKALATEN WATCHES WHILE SMOKEN SOME WHEED AND SAY'S " YOU WANNA STOP OUTSIDE MOTHERFUCKER?? ITS A NICE DAY I SAW SOME BABY BIRTS OUT THERE EARLIER MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
August 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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gaius.bsky.social
110% tax on all income over $200k
July 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
HOW MUCH LONGER WOULD OVENS LAST IF WE WERNT USING THE OVEN TO COOK THE OVEN BEFORE WE EVEN PUT FOOD IN IT? WHY ARE WE PAYING ELECTICITY FOR HEATING UP THE AIR WHEN THE WHOLE DEAL IS THE EARTH IS TO HOT AND WE USE TO MUCH ELECTRICITY ANY WAY? DA TEXT SAYS "PRE HEATING IS JUST ANOTHER LIE FROM BIG OVEN, ITS GONNA GET HOT ANY WAY, IM NOT PAYING TO COOK THE DAMB EMPTY AIR, MOTHER FUCKER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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katie.bzky.team
these days you can't even look a woman's bulge to know if she's trans because with wokeness being what it is cis women are packing too
July 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
YEE HAW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN FLIPPEN A COIN AND SMILEN BECAUSE THERE GOING IN LIKE A DAMB COWBOY! ONE HAND ON DA RAIN'S AND THE OTHER HAND TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT !!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS : "RAW DOG THE ANXIETY , JUST WAIT OVER SOON JUST WAIT 4 HOUR'S DRINK ANOTHER GLASS OF WATER , HOT SHOWER, WAIT 2 MORE HOURS, COLD SHOWER, TRY TO EAT A SNACK, HOT BATH, PACE AROUND, WAIT 2 MORE HOUR'S WAIT 2 MORE HOUR'S WAIT 2 MORE HORU'S , ECT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ MOTHER FUCKER !!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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kanokoga.bsky.social
[Halo3] #145 Tsavo Highway(47)
July 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
FUCK DHS FUCK ICE - dashare.zone ADMIN
FUCK DA GOVERMENT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
he's right and he's right to say it
screenshot of a Facebook post by Corey Robin, which says: "By the way, did you all notice how Zohran made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there. Just a thought."
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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spudlovr.bsky.social
My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today.

#wipolitics
Image of an large cat walking on top of a long snake, with caption OH LAWD HE TREADIN'
June 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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aureliacetinn.bsky.social
it june which means skink loves you pride time.
The lesbian flag goes so hard

#pride #art
a blue tonged skink with trans flag tongue and lesbian flag tail holding sign that says skink hearts
June 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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jendiagammon.bsky.social
Time to introduce my teens to #Farscape!
Characters in the science fiction show FARSCAPE.
June 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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dril.bsky.social
i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe
June 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the reason i'm ever optimistic is because bluesky has a near-monopoly on trans folks, the strongest per-capita posting demographic on earth. it's like having all the kenyan marathon runners.
June 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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starfinderfacts2e.bsky.social
Uplifted bears are the best snugglers*

*Always ask before snuggling a bear, Uplifted or otherwise
Uplifted bear alien from Starfinder, standing upright in battle armor holding a massive hammer
June 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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oliver48.bsky.social
via Wild Bird Scoop
June 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM