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Ed's on fuckin fire with this one
December 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ed's on fuckin fire with this one
Once again, Newcastle fans are ruining the Byfield over on the bad place. Wrap it up Online Joe, it's finished.
December 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Once again, Newcastle fans are ruining the Byfield over on the bad place. Wrap it up Online Joe, it's finished.
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During the filming of Dr. Phibes Rises Again, Robert Quarry began singing opera. He turned to Vincent Price and said, "you didn't know I could sing, did you?"
To which Vincent replied, "well I knew you couldn't fucking act!"
To which Vincent replied, "well I knew you couldn't fucking act!"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
During the filming of Dr. Phibes Rises Again, Robert Quarry began singing opera. He turned to Vincent Price and said, "you didn't know I could sing, did you?"
To which Vincent replied, "well I knew you couldn't fucking act!"
To which Vincent replied, "well I knew you couldn't fucking act!"
Okada and Takeshita going to a draw, then Okada stealing the pin over Moxley so he can keep his spot without the IWGP titleholder having to be pinned? Gedo wrecking two promotions' winters.
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Okada and Takeshita going to a draw, then Okada stealing the pin over Moxley so he can keep his spot without the IWGP titleholder having to be pinned? Gedo wrecking two promotions' winters.
My takeaway from the C2 is that 2025 ground game PAC might be my new favourite wrestler
December 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My takeaway from the C2 is that 2025 ground game PAC might be my new favourite wrestler
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Adults arguing.
3pm EST.
3pm EST.
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Adults arguing.
3pm EST.
3pm EST.
Just realised the reason MJF isn't touching the Dynamite Diamond Ring is because he's going to steal it from Bandido after he retains the title against him in a couple of weeks, because why have nice things when you can have heat and another reign of terror
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just realised the reason MJF isn't touching the Dynamite Diamond Ring is because he's going to steal it from Bandido after he retains the title against him in a couple of weeks, because why have nice things when you can have heat and another reign of terror
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The Season of Giving continues as a friend of Wrestling Playlists who I think has done some pro wrestling himself joins us for an episode of "20".
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The Season of Giving continues as a friend of Wrestling Playlists who I think has done some pro wrestling himself joins us for an episode of "20".
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I've stuck randomly generated conspiracies onto Matt from the Telegraph's cartoons to create "Tinfoil Matt"
(Not AI, me writing templates, the good old fashioned way to do these things with a strong degree of authorship.)
Follow @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social NOW.
(Not AI, me writing templates, the good old fashioned way to do these things with a strong degree of authorship.)
Follow @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social NOW.
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I've stuck randomly generated conspiracies onto Matt from the Telegraph's cartoons to create "Tinfoil Matt"
(Not AI, me writing templates, the good old fashioned way to do these things with a strong degree of authorship.)
Follow @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social NOW.
(Not AI, me writing templates, the good old fashioned way to do these things with a strong degree of authorship.)
Follow @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social NOW.
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Bluesky isn't a place where trolls come to get mocked and insulted. They love that.
Bluesky is a place where trolls come to be blocked and isolated and ignored — which they hate.
If you're seeing a lot of shitty people in your feed, you aren't blocking enough people.
Bluesky is a place where trolls come to be blocked and isolated and ignored — which they hate.
If you're seeing a lot of shitty people in your feed, you aren't blocking enough people.
Lot of bigots showing up. Remember, don't interact. Just report and block block block.
September 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bluesky isn't a place where trolls come to get mocked and insulted. They love that.
Bluesky is a place where trolls come to be blocked and isolated and ignored — which they hate.
If you're seeing a lot of shitty people in your feed, you aren't blocking enough people.
Bluesky is a place where trolls come to be blocked and isolated and ignored — which they hate.
If you're seeing a lot of shitty people in your feed, you aren't blocking enough people.
Guessing Swerve and MJF is the direction coming out of Worlds End, since it's the pairing they haven't done before. Don't know if that will be for the title, or over one of them costing the other the title.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Guessing Swerve and MJF is the direction coming out of Worlds End, since it's the pairing they haven't done before. Don't know if that will be for the title, or over one of them costing the other the title.
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Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.
Dealing with a Mystery Leak in the house, dripping from a bay window every time it rains. Builder who thought he had fixed it on Friday is coming back tomorrow to try and figure out how he made it worse. Do not buy a house.
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dealing with a Mystery Leak in the house, dripping from a bay window every time it rains. Builder who thought he had fixed it on Friday is coming back tomorrow to try and figure out how he made it worse. Do not buy a house.
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This is the worst tweet of all time.
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is the worst tweet of all time.
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"Graham, it's me, you ex-wife. I'm so sorry, and so are all your friends. We were wrong not to be obsessed with trans people. If you come home, we promise to spend all our time raging about them on X, the everything app. From now, you can research sissy porn as much as you like."
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"Graham, it's me, you ex-wife. I'm so sorry, and so are all your friends. We were wrong not to be obsessed with trans people. If you come home, we promise to spend all our time raging about them on X, the everything app. From now, you can research sissy porn as much as you like."
The decline of western civilisation began with the 2x button on podcasts.
the faux-AI evangelists see the artistic process as a race to get to a finished product, instead of something valuable in itself. the process is where you develop those skills you don't have yet, it cannot be skipped, it is where the art happens
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The decline of western civilisation began with the 2x button on podcasts.
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Announcing SEX TIPS BOT, a new stupid bot by Rob Manuel that generates sex tips, without using AI, just good old fashioned writing templates with silly words in them. FOLLOW NOW. LAUNCHING SOON.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Announcing SEX TIPS BOT, a new stupid bot by Rob Manuel that generates sex tips, without using AI, just good old fashioned writing templates with silly words in them. FOLLOW NOW. LAUNCHING SOON.
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social
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scanning the @sundance.org lineup: hmm, interesting, might be good, sure why not, :loses entire fucking mind:
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
scanning the @sundance.org lineup: hmm, interesting, might be good, sure why not, :loses entire fucking mind:
Absolutely reads like a threat to run to Daddy if WBD let the EU influence the sale.
🚨Paramount Skydance in letter to David Zaslav: “It has become increasingly clear, through media reporting and otherwise, that WBD appears to have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair transaction process.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Absolutely reads like a threat to run to Daddy if WBD let the EU influence the sale.
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Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
Interesting test on Dynamite: Hangman and Swerve both come out to attack the Opps together, crowd chants "Cowboy Shit" first.
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Interesting test on Dynamite: Hangman and Swerve both come out to attack the Opps together, crowd chants "Cowboy Shit" first.
Watching an interview with Acaster where he's using his real voice and not doing his persona feels like that clip of Randy Savage dropping the gimmick
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watching an interview with Acaster where he's using his real voice and not doing his persona feels like that clip of Randy Savage dropping the gimmick
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I was the assistant editor on MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO. I have 9000 stories from that time, and many of them feature this man who passed away this morning, Udo Kier. He would talk about Fassbinder, Warhol and Paul Morrissey for hours. I was so lucky to get to know Udo and he will be missed by so many.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I was the assistant editor on MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO. I have 9000 stories from that time, and many of them feature this man who passed away this morning, Udo Kier. He would talk about Fassbinder, Warhol and Paul Morrissey for hours. I was so lucky to get to know Udo and he will be missed by so many.