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Garrett Aja
@garrettcrw.bsky.social
Chronically unemployed Twitch streamer with a broken body and ten tons of snark. Inching towards radical leftism. Red Sox, Bruins, Patriots, Notre Dame football, and Lakers sports chatter. Plus cartoons and maybe even YouTube videos.
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I’m a bit behind on this, but here goes:

Hi, I’m Garrett! I’m chronically unemployed and have two bad knees and some other health issues. I stream video games on Twitch and YouTube as well. I’m quite broke, so supporting my stream helps me survive.

twitch.tv/GarrettCRW
PayPal.me/GarrettCRW
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cure fascism, not autism
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Globally famous and unsure if he was actually that good, Stephen King published under the name Richard Bachman to see if his success was a fluke. What did he find out and what can we learn?

New video is up about the dynamics of luck, skill and getting struck by lighting.
What If You Only Get Lucky Once? | Luck, Lightning and Richard Bachman
YouTube video by RickiHirsch
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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liberals love to accuse you of protecting pedophiles when you point out that their fave president protected that very same pedophile
We’ll long as you remember two things:

1: it was still under investigation when the dem was president so that would have been illegal to arrest the Trump

2: think what you want: doesn’t change the facts trump is a pedophile. What does that say about you, pedophile sympathizer?
December 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move.

Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.

It’s pretty disgusting.
YouTube removed another of my anti-videogame gambling videos for being pro-gambling.

What a fucking farce of a website.
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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With the Texans win, we have the Chargers with a 77% chance of the 7 seed. Very good chance they will be coming to Foxborough in Round 1.
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Chargers blew it so hard today. Literally every part of the team made a fuckup that cost them the win, the division, and the number one seed. All credit to Houston as usual, but that was some peak Chargering today.
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Back to Beyond the Edge of Owlsguard! A fun rry point and click! If I finish, a new adventure! www.twitch.tv/rushpirate1
a pixel art of a cat wearing a green hat and holding a cup
ALT: a pixel art of a cat wearing a green hat and holding a cup
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Show me the WHAT?
December 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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www.twitch.tv/gunstarheroes April and i are back at more Game Boy games tonight. Gremlins and Godzillas and most terrifying of all, Roger Clemens!
Gunstarheroes - Twitch
Apes And Gunstar rank the Original Game Boy Library! Ep. 3: Gremlins and Godzillas
www.twitch.tv
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Everybody hates it and any claims that “this happens with any disruptive tech” are obvious and pathetic cope. Shut down your AI depts and take the L large corporations. This is not it
Nobody wants AI. We want Mexican Coke and McDonald’s to bring back the dollar menu. That’s it, you fucking pigs. Easy.
It's truly wild to me that this just keeps happening. Coca-Cola runs an AI ad and people overwhelmingly react with disgust. They do it again, and people are disgusted again. Now McDonald's makes an AI ad that's so bad that so many people are furious about it they pull it down.

People hate AI slop!
December 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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One of my favorite things is how every time a defense gets a turnover the announcer tells a story about how they practice forcing fumbles, catching tips etc. Just once I’d love hear “damn they really never work on that so that was crazy”
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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How it started/How it's going
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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"Americans are too poor to revolt!"

I want you to look at the history of populations that revolted against dictators, and rethink that utterly fucking stupid comment.
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I'm not saying khive hashtag resist libs are all one guy in a giant room with 1000 phones mounted on one wall but they do occasionally give off that vibe
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I’m awake and was just watching a stream that had Christmas ads running, and one of them was playing the Coke trucks ad.

No, not the current AI slop version, but the original.

And it struck me as to just how much of the slop as is a dogshit copy of the original, but in widescreen HD.
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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I may have slept thru the holidaze, but that doesn't mean I can't have a cozy little festive stream. Join me for a holiday surprise and bring the cookies!

Twitch.tv/KingPooky
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM