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alice
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up north somewhere. 31yo
Stephen Mulhern displaying many noticeable signs that he has undiagnosed autism on this Accidental Tourist thing (misophonia, very picky about food, creature of extreme habit, texture issues) unless he's just playing it up for the camera
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dad trying to guilt trip me for the heinous sin of *checks notes* having the last three eggs. Because now mum can't have HER breakfast eggs tomorrow and woe betide I use the magic box and *gasp* MONEY to get more eggs. Or HE has to get more eggs, an infinitely expensive item, from Asda
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Building a time machine to take me back to 2020/21 so I can grab stupid underemployed me by the shoulders and scream at myself not to listen to anything gachatubers say about how you don't NEED to pull this character (but also you kinda do), particularly the bald guy whose dad is a serial rapist
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Well I've got no fucking idea what this reminder was for
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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(BALD)
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Diversity win! This above-board trafficking and abuse of young people who want to get into the music business is mainly supported by women!
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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I'm now imagining a BBC executive signing off on Cell Block Tango before reading the lyrics and then sending a panicked intern to rewrite it an hour beforehand #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What's the point of doing cell block tango on the BBC before the watershed if you have to censor half the lyrics
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This one's called "my work can afford to host an end of year conference/Xmas do at the club of a very well known top-flight rugby team, but can't afford to properly staff our admissions team or meet my disability accommodations and actually laid one of us off earlier this year"
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Your Party conference:
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"You need to sign your assessment with an actual signature instead of just typing your name. Here are instructions on how you can simply and easily do this in Microsoft Word"

*learner re-uploads as a .pdf, which we do not accept, meaning I will have to email them again to explain this*
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Watching Slop about the weird shit happening with the wicked cast and I can't go into a single comment section without seeing some Clueless Yank(TM) wax philosophical, unchecked, about how brave their sweet little girl is for being in crowds after she Literally saw that suicide bombing firsthand
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Yeah you know who else got into nazi shit as a teenager just to be haha lol funny edgy? Ian Brady
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”

Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school

@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from

people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc

US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL

elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Do you think something's still attention seeking if it's how you really feel? Just thinking about how people's attitudes to gender identity are weirdly similar to how people used to joke about emo kids self-harming in 2007 because they were "just doing it for attention"
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
maps.app.goo.gl/3yH5xdnCUraz... why does everyone who's ever been up the M40 come here to write a humourously exaggerated review (it's because it seems to universally be the highlight of going along the M40)
maps.app.goo.gl
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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20-odd years ago my parents ordered a new gas fire and because they didn’t have any normal ones in stock they got a remote control one for free. the next time my dad fast-forwarded the DVD player the fire came on
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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now whenever someone rings the doorbell it acoustically zaps her like an electric shock. we now know when someone's at the door when my mother leaps up suddenly
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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her hearing aid has bluetooth and our doorbell is bluetooth so a fight occurred and the hearing aid won
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Mum's always vented everything wrong with her day to us over dinner with zero prompting. at best it's depressing, at worst she gets in arguments with us, either because my parents dont do validation or bc me/my dad won't stand her shit-talking XYZ other woman shes decided is evil today
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Once again I am asking why the comments sections on Microsoft news are a complete cesspool of reactionary boomer nonsense. Is it because it's the only thing their caravan park retirement home dwelling, lead poisoned little brains can navigate? Apparently if you wear a white poppy you're a traitor 🥴
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Your one other ADHD having friend who knows you have autism too but still doesn't understand it: *texts at 12* I'll be there at 3.30 is that okay? *texts at 2* sorry got lost and there was traffic is 4 okay? *texts at 4* just setting off now sweet!!! *texts at 4.30* actually just setting off n-
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM