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alice
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up north somewhere. 31yo
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Not really surprised about the fact it's a ~mens~ bc sometimes I do prefer the "For Him"s over the "For Her"s (one of my aunties used to wear Brut when she was younger), sometimes I don't, it's just how rare and sought after it apparently is! And my little bottle's nearly out...
bought a perfume because it was on sale near the checkout at Rituals a few years ago, and it's one of my favourites. Really grown on me, worn it on holidays when going out for meals, etc.
Turns out it's a men's cologne and it's a limited edition. One of the same minis I have is on eBay for £50
It's not 10am but it is my birthday
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
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Genuinely why is the BBC running push alerts every single time an asylum seeker does anything bad?

They do not do this every time a white man assaults someone or murders someone. It is an endless scaremongering tactic completely unbefitting a national broadcaster.
The husband of the character shes being a cunt to (Roy and Hayley respectively) is also part of the "the writers didn't realise how unintentionally autistic they made this character" club with Laios Touden. She did this & then went down for murdering a known violent domestic abuser
Also I'm so sorry MASSIVE CW for transphobia if anyone indulges me on this because the literal first clip is her being deliberately and obnoxiously transphobic to the shows first trans character (because she tricked this characters husband into thinking she'd slept with him and he'd impregnated her)
Although TBF the complete inability to take what she dishes out is very Eric cartman of her, but the "tries to manipulate everyone around her and it almost never works, or if it does it does so only once because she's so unpleasantly fake saccharine to cover up the cuntiness it's palpable"? Ykwim?
Sorry to homestuckpost in 2025 but I am asking once again if anyone else who grew up with Corrie and then got into homestuck sees Tracy Barlow when they look at Vriska and can never unsee it
youtu.be/EFOZiuPsr_Y?...
Coronation Street - Tracy Barlow's Best Moments
YouTube video by Coronation Street
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I only just saw The Wicker Man a month or two ago and it's taken me until watching the organist at Salisbury Cathedral play Summer is Icumen In for it to finally sink in that it's the tune the mice sing to in Bagpuss
youtu.be/iMAzIydHk9I?... there is absolutely no reason for this to slap as hard as it does for the length that it is. When I was little I seem to remember people making fun of enya a bit for being too new-age airy fairy sounding
Epona (2009 Remaster)
YouTube video by Enya - Topic
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NAP instead of MAP is sending me, he can't NOT know
Has anyone got one for City? 🩵
maybe slightly more square
Basically a deep fat fryer, I'm northern myself and finally needed to seek clarification on the subject from my mother the other week. I used to imagine it were like one of them big wok-type cooking pots but with a handle and
I'll never forget them showing us one specific National Rail one in secondary school with a little girl who gets her brain splattered all over the track
Just been watching Ambulance with my mum and there was an older chap on there, 91yo in a nursing home, ex fireman, giving a PSA to the paramedic in his late 20s taking him to hospital about not grabbing the doorknob (and if you have to test, do it with the back of your hand).
I sound so fucking old but I remember having shit like "hold sparklers with a gloved hand!" being fucking drilled into me as a child and I'm only 30
Well that's a fun way to end up in the hospital!
And left his wife on their honeymoon so he could hook up with a woman half his age, then had the police visiting their flat because he punched his new squeeze while she was five months pregnant?
Extremely punchable face on that tiny tiny head
Lads is it epically owning the Zionist morasse if I endlessly throw myself in front of bullets heading towards the roided up nepo baby nephew of the young Turks guy who is so spoiled and bad at interpersonal relationships he can only get laid by doing sex tourism with trafficking victims in berlin
I'd take Ian over Ethan in a pinch but I get the impression Ian SEEMS like he's headstrong and can form his own opinions, but he's never actually had an original thought or take in his life. I usually hate when rightwing incels blame people's GFs/wives for "turning them woke" but in this case...