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alice
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up north somewhere. 31yo
Just got into some argument with some stupid sealioning fuck on the subreddit for my city about "oh well nonwhite people support reform so you can't say they're racist or white supremacist!!! you're just slandering them cos they disagree with you!!! THATS RACIST" bc I said some rw ppl aren't white
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Other ND people I really hope you don't mind me using the word stupid again, gonna be honest I'm just very sick of pretending like abstaining from using it is going to do something
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Reform UK doing the old "worried constituent who doesn't wish to be identified but agrees wholesale with Mr. Pow- I mean, the candidate" bit manchestermill.co.uk/exclusive-re...
Exclusive: Reform UK just broke electoral law in Gorton and Denton
People across the constituency thought they were getting a letter from a concerned pensioner, they didn’t know she was working for Reform
manchestermill.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
That "aww, you're sweet! Hello, human resources?" meme but it's Tom Bombadil and that godforsaken butterfly from The Last Unicorn
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Can you imagine if someone told you that they were clowning on your goofy ass in the Epstein secret chats
February 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Subscribing to the print edition of The Onion has literally helped keep me sane
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Yep
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I am SHOCKED, I tell you, SHOCKED (I somehow knew this was coming)
2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution

2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party

Protecting women and children, is it?
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Been having a very cool and fun time these past couple of days as someone who was a child/teen during the 00s and absolutely felt the weird ramping up of sexualisation of girl children (even moreso than it sadly was before). Was mainly harassed by young boys but late teens and adults tried it too
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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not really joining in with the epstein news because i simply can't think about it. the totality of it, the abuse, its normalisation, the degree to which its perpetuators did not and will not see justice depresses me so existentially that i personally can't find any catharsis posting about it
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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so, stating the blindingly obvious for the record, all that moral panic about us trans folks "grooming" children was, in fact, the perpetrators of the actual abuse framing us for their own misdeeds the whole time.

quelle surprise.
"A secret network of rich child traffickers wanted to avoid accountability for their sex crimes, so they stoked baseless hatred against innocent minorities" simultaneously sounds like an outlandish conspiracy theory and the most obvious possible thing in the world.
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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get a load of THIS guy!
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I spent like half an hour trying to make one of these that looked accurate enough only to see three people had done the same joke, but I don't think they quite had the idea I had of doing it as an urban mystery type slop thumb
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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you too can stop giving money to the state broadcaster right here, right now: forms.tvlicensing.co.uk/Viewer?FormN...
Refund and cancellation request (1.3)
forms.tvlicensing.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Completely insane. AltNPS claimed to know the name of Alex Pretti's killer, refused to say it because "the truth always comes out," and then just deleted the post.

A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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you can reach the person running this from their $1.5m Georgia home here
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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I feel this but also I'm Black
Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Signed
January 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM