David Nerio
@gdnerio.bsky.social
Current Twitter refugee. Former Tumblr refugee
Sports enthusiast. Banking Risk Management professional
Sports enthusiast. Banking Risk Management professional
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[introducing a girl to my parents]
these are the roommates i was telling you about
these are the roommates i was telling you about
May 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
[introducing a girl to my parents]
these are the roommates i was telling you about
these are the roommates i was telling you about
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This was the last time Grimace picked up Ronald's shift
September 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This was the last time Grimace picked up Ronald's shift
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If ever there was to be an airport whose crowded airspace lead to the deaths of several elected officials, it would absolutely have to be the one renamed after the president that fired all the air traffic controllers.
MSNBC - Two AA planes, with several members of Congress on board, clip wings at Reagan National. https://www.msnbc.com/chris-jansing-reports/watch/two-planes-clip-wings-at-d-c-s-reagan-national-airport-237050437563
April 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If ever there was to be an airport whose crowded airspace lead to the deaths of several elected officials, it would absolutely have to be the one renamed after the president that fired all the air traffic controllers.
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I was joking with my therapist about how I had resisted Costco all these years because we truly do not have the storage and she looked me straight in the eye and said, "Costco sells sheds."
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was joking with my therapist about how I had resisted Costco all these years because we truly do not have the storage and she looked me straight in the eye and said, "Costco sells sheds."
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ending HIV is no longer a question of medical technology but a question of sufficient luigi
Buried lede: could end HIV if they charged $50 per dose and not $42,000
This drug is the 'breakthrough of the year' -- and it could mean the end of the HIV epidemic
That's the title that Science magazine is bestowing upon the medication called lenacapavir — a twice yearly injectable that prevents infection by the HIV virus.
www.npr.org
December 12, 2024 at 11:20 PM
ending HIV is no longer a question of medical technology but a question of sufficient luigi
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no one sang at my showing of Wicked but the man next to me with the silo-sized popcorn bucket made it last two hours and audibly moaned in pleasure at every single bite
November 30, 2024 at 1:16 AM
no one sang at my showing of Wicked but the man next to me with the silo-sized popcorn bucket made it last two hours and audibly moaned in pleasure at every single bite
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I appreciate your constructive criticism
November 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I appreciate your constructive criticism
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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the arc of the immoral universe is thicc af
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
the arc of the immoral universe is thicc af
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It isn't a mid-life crisis, it is a mid-life realisation.
November 16, 2024 at 11:46 AM
It isn't a mid-life crisis, it is a mid-life realisation.
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I don’t think it will all fit in there.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I don’t think it will all fit in there.
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Four Texas Barbecue Joints got a Michelin Star!
Corkscrew BBQ
Interstellar BBQ
la Barbecue
LeRoy & Lewis
Corkscrew BBQ
Interstellar BBQ
la Barbecue
LeRoy & Lewis
November 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Four Texas Barbecue Joints got a Michelin Star!
Corkscrew BBQ
Interstellar BBQ
la Barbecue
LeRoy & Lewis
Corkscrew BBQ
Interstellar BBQ
la Barbecue
LeRoy & Lewis
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I keep getting better at adding alt-text and making it part of the rhythm of my online conversations by having this button on. Writing alt-text as my default means that I never forget it and it becomes my normal. Make alt-text your normal!
November 2, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I keep getting better at adding alt-text and making it part of the rhythm of my online conversations by having this button on. Writing alt-text as my default means that I never forget it and it becomes my normal. Make alt-text your normal!
I’ve replaced doom scrolling with just going out to my local taqueria and other nearby restaurants since last Tuesday.
November 12, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I’ve replaced doom scrolling with just going out to my local taqueria and other nearby restaurants since last Tuesday.
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i hope every body finds the social media home they truly deserve
July 6, 2023 at 12:18 AM
i hope every body finds the social media home they truly deserve
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On this day in 1970, Charles Schulz replied to a 10-year-old kid who had written and asked, “What makes a good citizen?"
November 9, 2024 at 9:40 PM
On this day in 1970, Charles Schulz replied to a 10-year-old kid who had written and asked, “What makes a good citizen?"
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God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
Don’t mind me, just got here and am on a following spree
November 10, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Don’t mind me, just got here and am on a following spree