Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

at least toby keith is dead this time

There are some well-meaning organizers who have set up FB events and the like for protests against Trump's traitorous regime. Do NOT RSVP to a protest on social media! Don't help the fascists by creating handy opposition lists for them to hoover up. This is the 21st century so fight smarter.

If I have to convince you that yes, you should care about other people, then I have absolutely no fucking interest in interacting with you at any level.

This is better than any art AI has ever made

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

new saddest six word story just dropped

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

Very happy that a city I both like and am completely terrified of won

so mcdonald's is bringing back Uncle O'Grimacey with this year's shamrock shakes, and you need to know his history

Hey I just wanna stress something that is always true but in this presidency and political climate is double triple quadruple true: no matter your industry, never ever ever trust HR. Confide in them nothing. You’re not disabled, you’re not trans, whatever. They are beholden to their bosses. Not you.

You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.

I went to Catholic school, and I’m trying to imagine coming home and whining about the nuns and priests encouraging compassion and grace and humility. Trying to imagine characterizing it as inappropriate, as unfair, as bullying. Trying to imagine how that would land with my parents.

I swear to God if snl this weekend cold opens with Kate McKinnon impersonating her I'll fly to New York and beat Lorne with a clipboard myself

Hell yea

It's talking to me like the Green Goblin mask