Doj Watson
@george-roper.bsky.social
Been in some bands
Keenish runner
Cask & keg
Cats
Keenish runner
Cask & keg
Cats
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Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
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Vendor with inflated pig intestines, Mexico, late 19th century
December 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Vendor with inflated pig intestines, Mexico, late 19th century
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Urgent Call! Stop UKIP leader Nick Tenconi (“Nazi Nick”) from marching in Sheffield this Saturday.
We need all Anti-Racists, Anti-Fascists, and Nazi-Haters for a massive counter-demo at Sheffield Cathedral, Sat 8th Nov, 12pm (S1 1HA).
Join us to reject Nazis 🗣️ and welcome refugees 🫂 Share widely!
We need all Anti-Racists, Anti-Fascists, and Nazi-Haters for a massive counter-demo at Sheffield Cathedral, Sat 8th Nov, 12pm (S1 1HA).
Join us to reject Nazis 🗣️ and welcome refugees 🫂 Share widely!
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Urgent Call! Stop UKIP leader Nick Tenconi (“Nazi Nick”) from marching in Sheffield this Saturday.
We need all Anti-Racists, Anti-Fascists, and Nazi-Haters for a massive counter-demo at Sheffield Cathedral, Sat 8th Nov, 12pm (S1 1HA).
Join us to reject Nazis 🗣️ and welcome refugees 🫂 Share widely!
We need all Anti-Racists, Anti-Fascists, and Nazi-Haters for a massive counter-demo at Sheffield Cathedral, Sat 8th Nov, 12pm (S1 1HA).
Join us to reject Nazis 🗣️ and welcome refugees 🫂 Share widely!
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
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NEW VID!
This week we visit St Mars of the Desert – a brewery that rejects style definitions, brews hazy lager, adds mad acids to its mash, hand paints anything that stands still long enough – and happens to make some of the best beer in the world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJo...
This week we visit St Mars of the Desert – a brewery that rejects style definitions, brews hazy lager, adds mad acids to its mash, hand paints anything that stands still long enough – and happens to make some of the best beer in the world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJo...
No one makes beer like St Mars of the Desert.
YouTube video by The Craft Beer Channel
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
NEW VID!
This week we visit St Mars of the Desert – a brewery that rejects style definitions, brews hazy lager, adds mad acids to its mash, hand paints anything that stands still long enough – and happens to make some of the best beer in the world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJo...
This week we visit St Mars of the Desert – a brewery that rejects style definitions, brews hazy lager, adds mad acids to its mash, hand paints anything that stands still long enough – and happens to make some of the best beer in the world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJo...
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The Foxes Trust, Foxes Pride and Union FS have today released the following joint statement:
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The Foxes Trust, Foxes Pride and Union FS have today released the following joint statement:
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A better image of the 1997 UK Express account of Ghislaine Maxwell supplying Donald Trump with young women:
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A better image of the 1997 UK Express account of Ghislaine Maxwell supplying Donald Trump with young women:
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On Middleton's site, it says, "Who is Ant Middleton?" and shows a pic from 2019 of him shaking hands with the then Prince Charles titled, "Ant shares a joke with King Charles."
Sadly, there isn't room to note that, in 2021, he was scrubbed from the Prince's Trust site following his firing by C4.
Sadly, there isn't room to note that, in 2021, he was scrubbed from the Prince's Trust site following his firing by C4.
September 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
On Middleton's site, it says, "Who is Ant Middleton?" and shows a pic from 2019 of him shaking hands with the then Prince Charles titled, "Ant shares a joke with King Charles."
Sadly, there isn't room to note that, in 2021, he was scrubbed from the Prince's Trust site following his firing by C4.
Sadly, there isn't room to note that, in 2021, he was scrubbed from the Prince's Trust site following his firing by C4.
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It's absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:
Elon Musk has *personally*posted in favour of the racist remigration agenda of the maximalist racist abusing the Home Secretary with this on X & endlessly posting racist harassment on X
This should be a story.
It should be a scandal.
Musk should have to account for this, in person, in parliament
This should be a story.
It should be a scandal.
Musk should have to account for this, in person, in parliament
September 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It's absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:
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Apparently Steve is putting on a big club night tonight. He claims to have booked a venue and printed flyers that say “Free entry if you bring Steve a pint.” I suspect the 'venue' will be our living room, and I've checked his playlist, it's one song on repeat: Darude Sandstorm. You have been warned
September 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Apparently Steve is putting on a big club night tonight. He claims to have booked a venue and printed flyers that say “Free entry if you bring Steve a pint.” I suspect the 'venue' will be our living room, and I've checked his playlist, it's one song on repeat: Darude Sandstorm. You have been warned
@acidgrandads.bsky.social change sandstorm to energy flash and it's sounding familiar 😘
Apparently Steve is putting on a big club night tonight. He claims to have booked a venue and printed flyers that say “Free entry if you bring Steve a pint.” I suspect the 'venue' will be our living room, and I've checked his playlist, it's one song on repeat: Darude Sandstorm. You have been warned
September 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
@acidgrandads.bsky.social change sandstorm to energy flash and it's sounding familiar 😘
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Just completed the PRS survey on AI-generated music
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Just completed the PRS survey on AI-generated music
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Last night’s clambake wfmu.org/playlists/sh... @wfmu.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Last night’s clambake wfmu.org/playlists/sh... @wfmu.bsky.social
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Today is the 47th anniversary of this clearly unimprovable photo, from a story so absurd that it shouldn’t be true, but is: the day a team of workers from British Waterways pulled the plug out of the Chesterfield Canal, and all the water emptied out
August 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Today is the 47th anniversary of this clearly unimprovable photo, from a story so absurd that it shouldn’t be true, but is: the day a team of workers from British Waterways pulled the plug out of the Chesterfield Canal, and all the water emptied out
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It’s just what you always/never wanted!
March 25, 2024 at 7:48 AM
It’s just what you always/never wanted!
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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With Brewdog, as with every other big corp, it is always the workers that pay for the sins of those at the top of the organisation. Solidarity to all those affected by the 10 venue closures announced today and as always a big fuck you to James Watt and big beer.
July 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
With Brewdog, as with every other big corp, it is always the workers that pay for the sins of those at the top of the organisation. Solidarity to all those affected by the 10 venue closures announced today and as always a big fuck you to James Watt and big beer.
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After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only
There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts
We will continue to fight.
We will continue to win.
There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts
We will continue to fight.
We will continue to win.
![Email from Avon and Somerset Police to Kneecap legal team: "I am Senior Investigating Officer for Avon and Somerset Police's investigation into Kneecap's performance at the Glastonbury Festival on 28th June 2025. Following a review of the evidence, I have determined there will be no further action.
I would be grateful if you could communicate this to your clients, and/or advise me of an alternative way if contacting them.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
Regards,
Detective Superintendent [Name redacted]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gksmwsy2s4gke7dr3msuyytq/bafkreibktbk4klg2aecbjn4yike7cpu27op56pvpkiwvic23ebu2hjq2xi@jpeg)
July 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only
There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts
We will continue to fight.
We will continue to win.
There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts
We will continue to fight.
We will continue to win.
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"Hello and welcome to the new series of MasterChef."
July 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
"Hello and welcome to the new series of MasterChef."
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So funny that while the BBC were hyperfocused on Kneecap they let this blindside them
June 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So funny that while the BBC were hyperfocused on Kneecap they let this blindside them
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Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.