I went. A fucking soul sapping place, from the gridlocked motorway that serves it, to the Trumpian gold detailed decor, to the shitty restaurant options. People do that for fun??? 😐
How do I get out of Trafford Centre Christmas shopping without Mrs G murdering me?
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I went. A fucking soul sapping place, from the gridlocked motorway that serves it, to the Trumpian gold detailed decor, to the shitty restaurant options. People do that for fun??? 😐
How do I get out of Trafford Centre Christmas shopping without Mrs G murdering me?
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
How do I get out of Trafford Centre Christmas shopping without Mrs G murdering me?
Chicken biryani, mint and coriander chutney, and homemade chapattis for tea, chaps 😍
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Chicken biryani, mint and coriander chutney, and homemade chapattis for tea, chaps 😍
Today is my Saturday ❤️
(No, you fuck off)
(No, you fuck off)
Today is my Friday ❤️
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Today is my Saturday ❤️
(No, you fuck off)
(No, you fuck off)
I’m being forced to do something Christmassy today, THE THIRTIETH OF FUCKING NOVEMBER
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I’m being forced to do something Christmassy today, THE THIRTIETH OF FUCKING NOVEMBER
One or two learning points aside, a great first day today as Your Party conference organiser
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
One or two learning points aside, a great first day today as Your Party conference organiser
Salmon in a lemon, garlic and herb butter sauce, feta and beetroot salad with a honey and mustard dressing, roast new potatoes, and homemade pittas for tea, chaps 😍
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Salmon in a lemon, garlic and herb butter sauce, feta and beetroot salad with a honey and mustard dressing, roast new potatoes, and homemade pittas for tea, chaps 😍
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Introduce yourself with 5 things you don’t give:
A fuck
A rat’s arse
A shiny shit
Etc….
A fuck
A rat’s arse
A shiny shit
Etc….
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 things you don’t give:
A fuck
A rat’s arse
A shiny shit
Etc….
A fuck
A rat’s arse
A shiny shit
Etc….
Dial S for Server
AI Claudius
The CAPTCHA in the Rye
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dial S for Server
Imagine being Home Secretary and being arsed about asylum seekers taking taxis. We’re a completely unserious country
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
UK asylum seekers to be banned from taking taxis to medical appointments
Move, which is part of crackdown on costs, comes after it emerged Home Office spends £15.8m a year on service
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Imagine being Home Secretary and being arsed about asylum seekers taking taxis. We’re a completely unserious country
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Vauxhall Zafira
Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
Peugeot 206
Ford S-Max
Peugeot 2008
Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
Peugeot 206
Ford S-Max
Peugeot 2008
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Rover mini x2 aka Keni 💚
Toyota Yaris x2
Astra estate...written off 💔
Volvo V40...head gasket went on a 4yo car ..twat 💔
Octavia estate...my work horse ❤️🤣
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Rover mini x2 aka Keni 💚
Toyota Yaris x2
Astra estate...written off 💔
Volvo V40...head gasket went on a 4yo car ..twat 💔
Octavia estate...my work horse ❤️🤣
Beetle
VW golf driver
Subaru Impreza WRX estate.
Honda FRV
Toyota Rav 4.
VW golf driver
Subaru Impreza WRX estate.
Honda FRV
Toyota Rav 4.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Vauxhall Zafira
Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
Peugeot 206
Ford S-Max
Peugeot 2008
Citroen C4 Grand Picasso
Peugeot 206
Ford S-Max
Peugeot 2008
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
OMFG! I’ve had an incredibly mild, almost imperceptible, cold for 2 weeks now. The longevity of it is driving me nuts!
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
OMFG! I’ve had an incredibly mild, almost imperceptible, cold for 2 weeks now. The longevity of it is driving me nuts!
I’d question the sanity of anyone who votes for a party that takes 6 months to even decide on a fucking party name, tbqhwy
Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name
Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name
Leftwing party asks members to pick between Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many
The leftwing party formed by Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana has revealed a shortlist of names for its members to pick from: Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many.
Ahead of its first conference in Liverpool this weekend, the party is asking its 50,000 members to choose what it should be called, with the result to be announced by Corbyn on Sunday. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’d question the sanity of anyone who votes for a party that takes 6 months to even decide on a fucking party name, tbqhwy
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
Pussy
Crabs
Butter
Make of that what you will
Crabs
Butter
Make of that what you will
Friends
Anal
Money
Hmmmmmmm
Anal
Money
Hmmmmmmm
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pussy
Crabs
Butter
Make of that what you will
Crabs
Butter
Make of that what you will
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Musk: grok deu a rerst
Grok: your kids hate you
Musk: Na, a valgar rerst
Grok: your kids fucking hate you
Musk: na, evin mar valgar
Grok: your kids fucking hate you, you wet fart
Musk: that's ipic! It's le bakin! Ivrybaddy it this pahty will lav it!
Grok: you're in an empty bunker, sire
Grok: your kids hate you
Musk: Na, a valgar rerst
Grok: your kids fucking hate you
Musk: na, evin mar valgar
Grok: your kids fucking hate you, you wet fart
Musk: that's ipic! It's le bakin! Ivrybaddy it this pahty will lav it!
Grok: you're in an empty bunker, sire
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Musk: grok deu a rerst
Grok: your kids hate you
Musk: Na, a valgar rerst
Grok: your kids fucking hate you
Musk: na, evin mar valgar
Grok: your kids fucking hate you, you wet fart
Musk: that's ipic! It's le bakin! Ivrybaddy it this pahty will lav it!
Grok: you're in an empty bunker, sire
Grok: your kids hate you
Musk: Na, a valgar rerst
Grok: your kids fucking hate you
Musk: na, evin mar valgar
Grok: your kids fucking hate you, you wet fart
Musk: that's ipic! It's le bakin! Ivrybaddy it this pahty will lav it!
Grok: you're in an empty bunker, sire
‘I did use racist language, but it’s not my fault they can’t take a joke’
Asked again and again whether he ever racially abused his fellow pupils, as 20 people at his old school have now said he did, Nigel Farage will only say that he never did so in a "hurtful way" or "with intent"
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
‘I did use racist language, but it’s not my fault they can’t take a joke’
I’ve always fucking loved Everton. No team is more accomplished at finding new and ingenious methods of shooting themselves in the face 😂
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’ve always fucking loved Everton. No team is more accomplished at finding new and ingenious methods of shooting themselves in the face 😂
Love having various bits of leftovers in the freezer. Makes for some cracking office dinners (‘lunch’, for the southern nonces amongst you). Beef rendang today, beef and ale stew tomorrow, lasagne on Wednesday, and tarka dhal with chapattis on Thursday 😍
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Love having various bits of leftovers in the freezer. Makes for some cracking office dinners (‘lunch’, for the southern nonces amongst you). Beef rendang today, beef and ale stew tomorrow, lasagne on Wednesday, and tarka dhal with chapattis on Thursday 😍
Simultaneously the wealthiest person on earth while also its loneliest and most pitiful
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Simultaneously the wealthiest person on earth while also its loneliest and most pitiful
‘Ladies and gentlemen, the buffet is now open’
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
‘Ladies and gentlemen, the buffet is now open’
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I wrote a few words about Mani for The Sunday Times - I didn’t know it would be behind a paywall, so here it is if you would like to read it:
(1/7)
(1/7)
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I wrote a few words about Mani for The Sunday Times - I didn’t know it would be behind a paywall, so here it is if you would like to read it:
(1/7)
(1/7)