Collin
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However bad you’re feeling today, spare a thought for Santa who drank several thousand glasses of sherry and brandy in the UK and then 100 million glasses of milk in the US. He’s spent the last 48 hours throwing up into the Pacific
December 26, 2024 at 6:47 PM
However bad you’re feeling today, spare a thought for Santa who drank several thousand glasses of sherry and brandy in the UK and then 100 million glasses of milk in the US. He’s spent the last 48 hours throwing up into the Pacific
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You get paid double on Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 3:30 PM
You get paid double on Christmas
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reposting last years PPF christmas!
December 26, 2024 at 7:19 PM
reposting last years PPF christmas!
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Uni, you ate a whole chicken again!?
Chicken Boy!!!
Chicken Boy!!!
December 26, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Uni, you ate a whole chicken again!?
Chicken Boy!!!
Chicken Boy!!!
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Nosferatu isn't out until January 1 in the UK, so please no spoilers for a remake of a movie that came out in 1922 that I have seen, based on a book that came out in 1897 that I have read. thanks
December 25, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Nosferatu isn't out until January 1 in the UK, so please no spoilers for a remake of a movie that came out in 1922 that I have seen, based on a book that came out in 1897 that I have read. thanks
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merry christmas!
December 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
merry christmas!
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when the star on the tree is an actual star lol
A NASA photo of the Christmas Tree Cluster 🎄
A NASA photo of the Christmas Tree Cluster 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 7:08 PM
when the star on the tree is an actual star lol
A NASA photo of the Christmas Tree Cluster 🎄
A NASA photo of the Christmas Tree Cluster 🎄
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
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just saw 3 young women splitting 1 burger and I’m about to light myself on fire in front of them
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
just saw 3 young women splitting 1 burger and I’m about to light myself on fire in front of them
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A pain we know all too well is how you’ll spend 10 minutes on a post getting it perfect and it’ll bomb and then you’ll post “spaghetti has to be one of the five great dinners” and get 10,000 likes
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
A pain we know all too well is how you’ll spend 10 minutes on a post getting it perfect and it’ll bomb and then you’ll post “spaghetti has to be one of the five great dinners” and get 10,000 likes
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Genuinely wild how much the internet 15 years ago felt like a frontier and now feels like those terminals you get in video games with a couple of pages to give you the illusion of an explorable internet, like in cyberpunk 77. Just fully fucked the whole thing up
December 21, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Genuinely wild how much the internet 15 years ago felt like a frontier and now feels like those terminals you get in video games with a couple of pages to give you the illusion of an explorable internet, like in cyberpunk 77. Just fully fucked the whole thing up
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I am so utterly thrilled to release season two’s finale tomorrow! As you guys know this was a massive season that took a very long time to produce/release. I want to say this now to let people enjoy this finale as the last big thing of the year, but yes, it will be quite a wait before season three.
December 21, 2024 at 5:40 AM
I am so utterly thrilled to release season two’s finale tomorrow! As you guys know this was a massive season that took a very long time to produce/release. I want to say this now to let people enjoy this finale as the last big thing of the year, but yes, it will be quite a wait before season three.
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On This Day in 1978:
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
December 18, 2024 at 1:21 AM
On This Day in 1978:
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
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I absolutely love that Everything Is Tuberculosis (signed edition) is cheaper on Amazon than Everything Is Tuberculosis (unsigned edition).
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I absolutely love that Everything Is Tuberculosis (signed edition) is cheaper on Amazon than Everything Is Tuberculosis (unsigned edition).
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
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View of Pluto over the years captured by telescopes
December 17, 2024 at 6:07 AM
View of Pluto over the years captured by telescopes
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Dan Da Dan is tricking a generation of anime fans into watching a love story and I love that for them
December 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Dan Da Dan is tricking a generation of anime fans into watching a love story and I love that for them
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."
Thomas Mann
Thomas Mann
December 14, 2024 at 1:13 PM
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."
Thomas Mann
Thomas Mann
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Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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December 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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