Lil Hematoma
@gleamingguava.bsky.social
they/she/he
singer, screamer, shitposter
singer, screamer, shitposter
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I have to be the cuntiest canary in this coal mine
EVERY DAY WE ARE ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE DAY IT FINALLY HAPPENS
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
EVERY DAY WE ARE ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE DAY IT FINALLY HAPPENS
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KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
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sunday scaries absolutely brutal this evening...
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
sunday scaries absolutely brutal this evening...
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
guys...ice is slipping on ice im telling yall these mfs would not last in a flash street circle pit. where are you posers!!!
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
guys...ice is slipping on ice im telling yall these mfs would not last in a flash street circle pit. where are you posers!!!
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ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
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Anyone saying that the federal government is not a Nazi entity, engaged in fascist war against the world is not being honest. this is the American translation of the Nazi parties “Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer"
This is as explicit as it gets before the mass murder starts at industrial scale.
This is as explicit as it gets before the mass murder starts at industrial scale.
January 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Anyone saying that the federal government is not a Nazi entity, engaged in fascist war against the world is not being honest. this is the American translation of the Nazi parties “Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer"
This is as explicit as it gets before the mass murder starts at industrial scale.
This is as explicit as it gets before the mass murder starts at industrial scale.
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that wolf didn’t have to dress up like the grandma and get into bed to eat little red riding hood. he was just a real slut for drama
May 10, 2024 at 1:40 PM
that wolf didn’t have to dress up like the grandma and get into bed to eat little red riding hood. he was just a real slut for drama
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And bitch we already know how to skate
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
And bitch we already know how to skate
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Roommate walked in on me in the kitchen hybrid charleston-2stepping to IT w/ noise canceling headphones on. 2026 resolution to be more insane is going well 👍
hey guys do u think its autistic of me to improv contemp tap fusion combos to imperial triumphant in my house
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Roommate walked in on me in the kitchen hybrid charleston-2stepping to IT w/ noise canceling headphones on. 2026 resolution to be more insane is going well 👍
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Jesus Christ smashing the moneylenders' shit, just busting them up big time, up and down the temple, that's the original carpenter brut imo
July 17, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Jesus Christ smashing the moneylenders' shit, just busting them up big time, up and down the temple, that's the original carpenter brut imo
Sunday took my mom to urgent care Tuesday I was the Masshole Thursday accidentally spilled smoothie all over my Italian vintage cardigan fck my big chungus life bro
January 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Sunday took my mom to urgent care Tuesday I was the Masshole Thursday accidentally spilled smoothie all over my Italian vintage cardigan fck my big chungus life bro
Lol this is like the 7th 666 I've seen this week hell yeah 🤘
January 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Lol this is like the 7th 666 I've seen this week hell yeah 🤘
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company that creates deepfake CSAM raises $20 billion www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/t...
Elon Musk’s xAI Raises $20 Billion
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
company that creates deepfake CSAM raises $20 billion www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/t...
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I know people believe that the Democrats are in the minority and can't do anything. I would encourage you to read about how, in fact, minority parties can be disruptive. If they want to be. You don't even have to read. You can just see how the Republicans acted during the Obama years.
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I know people believe that the Democrats are in the minority and can't do anything. I would encourage you to read about how, in fact, minority parties can be disruptive. If they want to be. You don't even have to read. You can just see how the Republicans acted during the Obama years.
Ultimate Florida Man (derogatory)
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Ultimate Florida Man (derogatory)
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Given everything happening right now, I updated this article with options for weather apps, web forms, and translation services — along with some tweaks to existing categories.
I hope it helps your transition off US tech!
I hope it helps your transition off US tech!
Silicon Valley’s alliance with Donald Trump was a mask off moment and showed the world we can’t depend on US tech companies.
For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
Getting off US tech: a guide
I’m in the process of dropping US tech services. Here’s how I did it, and options you should consider.
www.disconnect.blog
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Given everything happening right now, I updated this article with options for weather apps, web forms, and translation services — along with some tweaks to existing categories.
I hope it helps your transition off US tech!
I hope it helps your transition off US tech!
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January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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wish people still had jive. Louis prima spoke on this
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
wish people still had jive. Louis prima spoke on this
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things